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1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if you don't look like a movie star because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because you love to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much food in one day you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If you want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then you throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if you don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone you may never see again or someone you'll probably never even talk to.
-If you do talk to them then you look them in the eye and be like, "Hey, haters gonna hate."

5. Judge people.
-People like to judge a book by its cover and pisses me off. You look at person with glasses and think 'nerd' or someone wears black and think 'emo'
-That nerd and that emo could be the coolest people on the planet but no one would know cause they judged them to quickly.

6. Cry over someone who doesn't care.
-If they don't care about you then you shouldn't give two fucks about them. Don't let them walk all over you and give them the satisfaction of seeing you cry.
-You walk with your head held high, your cheeks dry and say fuck you everytime they walk by (you like my rhyme? I made it up!)

7. Get mad when they don't get what they want.
-If you have a damn computer, tv, bed, house then don't come crying to me because you can't get that new shirt you want.
-Lots of people don't have houses, tvs, beds, computers and are lucky if they can get a piece of gum. Just sit down in a corner and shut it up!

8. Talk crap about other people.
-You know what if you're calling some one ugly or dumb then you have an ugly personality and you're dumb for saying it.
-Don't talk about someone like you're better than them. I don't care what they did to you. No one is ever better than some one else. It's impossible.

9. Go around acting like their perfect.
-It's okay to mess up sometimes. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to fail sometimes in life but that's alright because everyone goes through that experience.
-Except your failures and stop trying to be something that doesn't exist. (that something is perfection.)

10. Be mean to somebody for no damn reason.
-If you're going to be mean to someone at least have a good reason. "That girl slept with my boyfriend" , "that guy slept with my boyfriend" and yes I meant what I just said.
-You're a cruel, evil person if you're hurting someone just for fun and you're getting a one way ticket to hell. Go see a therapist, cry out your anger, play monopoly but stop being so mean.

That's all folks!
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad day for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To show you what we're talking about, let me show you four pictures. *Gets a slideshow started* Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special intro showing the...
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV show they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created...
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hey everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Remember in the previous episode how you said we might get killed by assassins working for Warner Brothers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Yes.
Tom: Well that happened to me.
Master Sword: Okay. How are you still alive?
Tom: Now wait a minute. Did I say that I died? No! You have to listen man.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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