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Things Girls Should Say When A Guy Flirts With You XD

posted by CourtneyFan17

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Man: Why aren't you married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.

Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: You know, you're dead right...I want you to go away!

deathding, rosewinton3055 and 36 others like this

smileypop9 lol :D im gonna use some of those!!

drunksheep Brilliant!

CourtneyFan17 Thanks! And yeah I'm using them too!

ciaraluvsjustin So gonna use them!!

bustacap96 Good thing I don't use these XD

Kate481216 Lol xxx

teamsalvatore98 lol <3

CourtneyFan17 Glad you guys like it!

AmazingDream17 HAHA! I burst out laughing!

ELITEHALOKILLER THATS GIVING WOMEN A IDEA TO KEEP AWAY FROM MEN IF THEY WANT THEM >=D

magicgirl123 Omg I am going to have to remember these!!!!!!!!!!

rabigfan96 lmfao i am going to yous these

abbie_lelouch love them! xD

Ayame_Chan Haha,lol^^

JonasLuver1 Hahahaha I think if I said that to a guy his face well fall on the ground! :D

misaki01 ROFL Gud perv tricks !! gud for those PERVERTIC men X3 :p

glitter1001 ROFL SO GANNA USE THEM BRILLENT THNKS

knuklehead7 ROFL

NeuroticSinner ..Good thing no one even flirts with me, I don't have to Memorize so many Quotes. <-- weak memory

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100 things all men should know about women

posted by karlialtman

1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.

2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us or someone else will.

3. We bitch about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.

4. If you won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing you in private.

5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches love Cuddling.

6. There's nothing we like more than you hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.

7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.

8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.

9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.

10. Please us in bed, or your...

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Nature

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Animated Fruits

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LoL

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Reverse thinspo

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Panda Porn

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Killer pancakes

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Lol

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cute guy pied 3

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shoo da whoop sparta style

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BL's Opinions Episode 01: Why Digimon is better than Pokemon.

posted by BlondLionEzel

Hey it's Nick here aka Blondlionezel, and i will be a making a series expressing my opinions on different things.

Alright, I can already tell that I will be getting a lot of flames/trolls/bad people on the internet complaining about this. But remember this is just my opinion on this. Also, Pokemon and Digimon have their own pros and cons.

Let's start by comparing Anime.

Pokemon: I definitely think that Pokemon is beating a dead horse with a dead horse. The story is always the same, Ash Ketchum (Satoshi) catching and training Pokemon. That's about it.

Digimon: Digimon always has something new to...

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A Year Without Rain's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Can you feel me
When I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute
No matter what I do

My world is an empty place
Like I've been wandering the desert
For a thousand days (oh)
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]
I'm missing you so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A day without you is like a year without rain
I need you by my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A day without you is like a year without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)
Can't you hear me calling?
My heart is yearning
Like...

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An Accurate Horoscope For The Whole Year Of 2013!

posted by Bluekait

This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning, and it only gets worse from there.

ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.

TAURUS - The...

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Horror Movie Rules

posted by Bluekait

In the movie Scream, Randy said “There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie”.

1. You can never have sex. BIG NO-NO! BIG NO-NO! Sex equals death, okay?
2. You can never drink or do drugs. The sin factor! It’s a sin. It’s an extension of number one.
3. Never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back.” Because you won’t be back.

In Scream 2, the rules for a horror sequel were:

1. The body count is always bigger.
2. The death scenes are always much more elaborate, with more blood and gore.
3. If you want your films...

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We Will Not Go Down In Gaza Tonight Lyrics

posted by Patrick-Star54

A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead or alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
You can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong or right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
You can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
You can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

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Guide to Mummification

posted by Lady_Rebel

People die everyday. There are people dying as I write this, as you read it, in the future, and in the past. It’s the same across the globe. But what isn’t the same is how people bury the deceased. We in the U.S. generally bury our dead in the ground. People in Europe used to bury their dead in cairns. Every culture has a different means of putting the dead in their final resting place, but the culture whose method I am going to tell you about is Ancient Egypt. More specifically, he process of mummification. Mummification was a long and complicated process involving spells, knives, and...

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43 things to do at a Mall

posted by hetaliaitaly

1.Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an Ipod or something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the food sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the music store whether You can get a CD that you know they dont have and ask really...

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IF 4KIDS GOT HETALIA

posted by Me_Iz_Here

1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) Japan is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...

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Facts that will make you rethink things

posted by SymmaGirl2

The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked by a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on Christmas Day 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are more bacteria in the ice machines at fast food restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are more than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...