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I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" or "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He said "I'd like to have one too." Then I said "But this is a dog". He said he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...

who are looking for just the right bag to use day-to-day?Today we will give you some tips on how to choose. :)

Color:

Think about it. If this is a bag you are going to use every day, then you want it to match what you are wearing. Or maybe you don't care. And if not then go ahead and buy that bright orange bag! But if you do care, then think about getting a color that will go with everything like black, gray or brown.

Material:

This depends on what you like. Leather is classic but hard to clean. Fabric gets dirty easily. Synthetic leather could be the easiest to clean, but is sometimes looks really...

Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...

How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; You answer questions such as THIS one.


My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!


Can you get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!


Why are babies ugly at first?
CANADA24; YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.


Is...

monkeemania said this, and I think any fan can apply it to their favorite shows:

“Like for me, they are like my best friends. They have taught me so many things like you don't need to know someone for them to be your friend. all they have to do is be there for you always, cheer you up when your down, and help you get through tough situations. the monkees do all this for me, a girl they don't even know. And that's why i love them so much.”

And the people who aren’t fans, the people who put us down for “living in your parents’ basement” or whatever, they just don’t get that. Some...