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carsfan LMFAO! XDDD

jbiebgirl100 LMAO

missymwah12232 LMAO

hatsunemiku1999 LMAO!

ssook78 lol look who ur texting girl: o_o nvm O_O

ssook78 girl: sooooo o.o do u want to do it boy: okay girl: O_O

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Random

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Puppies

added by Rodz

Source: google.com

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Potatos

added by raknaff

Source: I forgot!

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eyes

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xena

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A reason that you should NOT hate a character for.

posted by egyptprincess7

I know a lot of people hate/dislike characters from a lot of things. Tv shows,anime,video games and so on. But! If there is one reason that they use that annoys me is the fact that they "get in the way" of a certain couple or pairing. (Crackshipping or Fanon pairing are included in this.)

You DO NOT hate a character or anyone in real life for "getting in the way" of people YOU want to get together. It's annoying and quite frankly mean.

For example,Juvia from Fairy Tail gets hated on for a couple of reasons. One of them being that she gets in the way of GRAYLU. Here's the thing. GrayLu isn't...

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Me and my friends Chapter 1(story)

posted by adaug

Me:Okay...Got any sixths?
Sam:Go fish,
Emma:GO FISH?I THOUGHT THIS WAS NUMBER BINGO!!
Sam:*Looks at me*What was your first clue?*sarcasm*
Me:Come on!Let's go get some food
*all walk over to kitchen*
Emma:Can I have a sandwich?
Me:Whats the magic word?
Emma:Give...me...my...freaking...sandwich...NOW!!
Me:*Gets bread*Okay!Fine!Sam?What do you want?
Sam:Um...I guess I'll have some POPTARTS!!
Me:Okay!So...whats up guys?
Emma:Oh today at school remember That kid Mason said I wet myself when it was MILK!
Me:*laughs*And when you said Ret race instead of retrace!
Sam cracks up.
Emma:THAT WAS A SECRET!!!
Me:You didn't...

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10 husbands still a virgin

posted by karpach_14

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system...

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I'm back.

posted by khfan12

This is khfan12. I am back here on fanpop. I haven't been here for about a year. I've just been really busy with life. I had a stalker I dealt with (said stalker is now in a mental hospital). I've dealt with a broken heart and with some close friends betraying me and stabbing me in the back, and others trying to commit suicide, including a few attempts myself.
On the bright side, I've gotten way better at singing, drawing, and writing. I read manga allot more and watch allot more anime. I still love Kingdom Hearts, I will never give that up. I love Soul Eater, along with Ouran High School Host...

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things others hate

posted by karpach_13

Things other's hate
Here's a few things you can do to make everyone pissed off at you.

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."...

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poem i found i wrote a long time ago:)

posted by heavenly13

Teddy, I've been bad again
My mommy told me so;
I'm not quite sure what I did wrong
But I thought you might know.

When I woke this morning
I knew that she was mad
Cause she was crying awful hard,
And yelling at my dad.

I tried my best to be real good
And do just what she said
I cleaned my room all by myself,
I even made my bed.

But I spilled milk on my good shirt,
When she yelled at me to hurry
And I guess she didn't hear me,
When I told her I was sorry

Cause she hit me awful hard, you see,
And called me funny names;
And told me I was really bad
And I should be ashamed.

When I said "I love you Mommy",
I guess she...

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Only three doors

posted by boomerlover

Only three doors

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

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Funny Pics xD

posted by bubble_babe

xD

Ok Frist i have to do all this random crap then i can post them sooooo read the RANDOM!

()_() Help this buuny
(+.+) take over the
() () WORLD! and if you dont.
He'll kill you!

yhul;op - my cat tryed to say 'hi' xD

Omg my bunny fell asleep in my cats litter box xD XD

Ummmmm what else, ou, my lil sis is trying to ride my horse........>:( NO1 RIDES BEAKEY OTHER THEN MEH! SHE IS GOING DOWN!

God other then me being pissed right now and waiting to post random pics what else should i do?

Uhhhhhh......The onley normale day i had was a monday.

my cat eats dog food

monkeys ate Miley C.

Lets see if i can post the pics now.

just poke-her face xD

OMG lets save tarzan!

shhhhh! hes reading

teeheehee

OMG he look like my sparta!

xD

LMFAO

Rub a dub dub in the tub

this is to good

JUST LOOK AT IT XD

xDD

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totaly random

posted by lydiascats

things i hate:
Hannah Montana
Dallas Cowboys
braids
Whoppers
my brother
Owen
school
Barbies
dolls

things i like:
chicken fingers
computers
Total Drama Island
Total Drama Action
Creative Zens
spelling things wrong
gothic colors
pink
acting VERYVERYVERYVERY blond
SHINY STUFF

words to describe me:
crazy
quiet
misunderstood
wild
TDI-obsessed
weird
blonde
confused

THESE SENTENCES I WILL NOW TYPE WILL BE SO STUPID AND RANDOM...
I kickewd Chuck Norris because I like to jump off cliffs!!!
Chickenfingers lie about being pink!!!
Whoppers say eat me today!!!

as i said, totally dumb and random.

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Ultimate Farmer

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Did You Know?

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Did You Know?

added by tanyya

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Nick Meme

added by BlondLionEzel

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Did You Know?

added by tanyya

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prologue of my story

posted by misscrazel

Gamelion 1st, year 0, 1st sun
Four mighty gods created the world. Minoth, god of fire, took a star from the sky. Grythnà, god of water, doused the flames. Kitithà, goddess of air, carved the star with powerful gusts of wind. At last Lamari, god of life, added the plants. Trees and grass. Flowers and vines. Then they added nine races; elves, dwarves, humans, undead, nymphs, nif, ninx, keelintà and kitsune. There were six of each race and eight types of elves; healing, nature, magic, water, night, fire, sun, and air. They believed they had created the perfect world. However, they made one mistake....