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Almonds are members of the peach family.

Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

When you sneeze, all your...

I am aware of the current earthquake in Japan. I have doanated, and I am hoping (not praying) for the best.
I hear about it a lot, and it's starting to get on my nerves a little.
Yes, I know that that's a very harsh thing to say, but the same thing happened to me with the Haiti earthquake. I feel, well, I don't know...neutral about it.
I do feel bad, but I'm not crying. I see it everywhere. People say, "PRAY FOR JAPAN!" I am. I don't need to hear it again. I am aware of the current situation. It is saddening. I don't want it repeated to me a million times, or it'll get on my nerves. It's funny...