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._. or (._.) indecisive
:-) or =] or :) or =) or :] or :^) or :D or :^D Smile or happy
:-L or =L or o¬o Drool or Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( or =( or D: or D= Frown or Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP or XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD or XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S or :s or =S or =s confused
:Þ or :þ or =b or =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ or : or =/ or = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, or a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...

Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do you see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending?



Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms: Really not just bathrooms any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better then going into a bathroom, small closet or any other small room with only one way in or out. Only thing stupider to go into then a bathroom is a movie theater. Lots of places to run around before you get eaten.



Rule 3: Seatbelts: Its a safe bet unless your a complete dumb dumb ( see rule #7 ) your not going to be...