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Ways to call someone stupid
If people think your disses are lame, your jokes are old, and your comebacks are just humiliating you more, you've come to the right place! This is funnystufflol's section of different ways to call someone stupid!

1. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching

2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal

3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity

4. A few beers short of six-pack

5. Proof that evolution can go in reverse

6. Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box

7. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead

8. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl

9. One taco short of...

That is the best song i have written with proper english! well my english is tooo bad and this song takes 5 days to write! lol! ;)


HERE IT GOES------>



I'm sitting there reading silent, softly,
People walk by and they roll their eyes,
They don't even know who I am,
And who I could be.
Oooooh
I am more than what they think I am,
Someday I know I'll prove them wrong.
They walk around just like they're so strong,
When they know they're not.

(Chorus)
Well I guess,
Some guys, they just don't have their brains.
Some gals, they just see me as plain.
Some folks, they just don't have ability,
To see...