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Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.
Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When you arrive at the next stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.
If you are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.
Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²
Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.
When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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