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*****Things Guys think Girls should know*****

We’re not as big of perverts as you think we all are.

No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.

We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Don’t argue with us when we call you beautiful.

Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with
you.

Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If you have cramps
and we ask you what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the month and
nothing more.

If you really liked us for us, you...

1) You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2) You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.

4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5) The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

6) You sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.

7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!

8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

9) You can focus better with one eye closed.

10) The car park seems to have moved while you were in the pub.

11) You...

It seems that every few months, you always hear about that new indie title that is a true Dark Souls successor. Hollow Knight is the new Dark Souls, Blasphemous is the new Dark Souls, Cuphead is the new Dark Souls- Wait, what? But there was one game that went almost under everyone’s radar and was less discussed. Maybe it had a following, but compared to Hollow Knight, it was practically unheard of. And this game goes by Salt and Sanctuary



Taking place in a fictional kingdom with characters looking like they crawled out of a Newgrounds game, you find your character left on a deserted...