I thought these were funny. Hope u like them.
I "wonder" why some "people" like to use random "quotation marks" in their "sentences".
Someone should get this state on meds cause this weather is bipolar!
Today's forecast: Partially moody with a chance of I don't like you.
Be warned if you piss me off today I'm going to knock your teeth so far down your throat you will need to stick your toothbrush up your backside to clean them.
I am only crazy 99% of the time.. The other 1% is trying to figure out how to make it a 100%! :p
If you are god's gift to women, then i hope god kept the receipt coz...
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