The Adorable Little Bird

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posted by edwardcarlisle

Step1: Add 18 to your birth month.

Step2: Multiply by 25.

Step3: Subtract 333.

Step4: Multiply by 8.

step5: Subtract 554.

step6: Divide by 2.

step7: Add your birth date.

step8: Multiply by 5.

step9: Add 692.

step10: Multiply by 20.

step11: Add only the last two digits of your birth year.

step12: Subtract 32940 to get your birthday!

The number that you get will be a 6-digit number. Example: If you get the number 120586, then you were born December 5, 1986.

Full credits to: did-you-kno

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tons of ways to anoy ur teacher

posted by jblovesme4ever

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1. Pretend to cough every time your teacher says the word "learn". :D
Raise your hand every time the teacher asks a question, and make the conversation go a little like this:

Teacher:What is the answer? (after they call on you)
You:I don't know
T: Then why did you raise your hand?
Y: I need to go to the bathroom.
T: Then go ahead, if you must.
Y: Nevermind, I don't need to go anymore

Repeat this as many times as possible.
3. Pass blank pieces of folded paper to confuse your teachers when they catch you "passing notes."

4. Fall out of your chair and pretend to faint. Repeat 3 more times:D

5. Yell "OMG...

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The Lovers of the Heart

posted by McDreamyluva

The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a more perfect kiss enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand- I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek- I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck- I want you
4. Kiss on the lips- I love you
5. Kiss on the ears- I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else- Let’s not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes- Kiss me
8. Playing with your hair- I can’t live without you
9. Hand on your waist- I love you too much to let you go

The Three Steps
1. Girls : If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys...