The following is a police tape of an interview with the only witness to a murder in the Aloceras Ravine.
Officer Howard:Alright, Bobby. Glad to see you're here.
Bobby:Am I gonna get arrested?
Officer Howard:No, Bobby. Just tell us what you saw.
Bobby:Oh...where do I start?
Officer Howard:Just tell us how he died.
Bobby:Okay, so....I was standing about 15 feet behind Mervin...and...I saw these two weird lights to the left of him. I tried to warn him, but...he couldn't hear me.
Officer Howard:What did these lights look like?
Bobby:Well...they were both exactly the same...lavender and circle-shaped, like a pair of eyes. They seemed to flicker every now and then.
Officer Howard:Okay...go on with your story.
Bobby:Okay...I saw the lights flicker one last time, then fly straight up into the air. I was like, "Mervin! Something just flew above you, Mervin!" But he all like, "Pack it in , Bobby. I'm trying to focus." Then he leaned down...and then....this girl....jumped on his back and grabbed his neck...then there was this huge lavender flash so big I had to shield my eyes....and....when I opened them again...the girl was gone. There was just Mervin...laying there...not moving...not breathing...
Officer Howard:And that's when you called police?
Bobby:Yes.
Officer Howard:What did this girl look like?
Bobby: Well...she was tall...six feet, almost. She had long black hair that went down to her waist...she wore a black hoodie, jeans, and black converse shoes...looked somewhere around the age of, ummm...13...maybe fourteen.
Officer Howard:Did you see her face, by any chance?
Bobby:Yes.
Officer Howard:What did it look like?
Bobby:Well...it was pale...really pale...and it had a scar...under its left eye....and its eyes...ITS EYES!
Officer Howard:What is it about her eyes?
Bobby:They were those lavender lights I talked about earlier.
Officer Howard:Did she talk, at all?
Bobby:I dunno...I heard this weird voice in my head, that sounded like a british female computer voice, saying, I got him, you're next. over and over. There's no way that thing could be human, no way.
Officer Howard:Thank you for your time here, Bobby. You can leave now.
*end of tape*
Two weeks later, Bobby was found dead in his home. Police have matched the murderer to this suspect:
Name:Blight
Age:Unknown, however appears to be around the age of 14.
Gender:Female
Hair:Black
Eyes:Lavender, and appear to glow in minimal light.
Location:Aloceras Ravine
Wears a black hoodie and converse shoes. Known to be capable of leaps up to 70 feet in the air, and can run 65 k/h.
Officer Howard:Alright, Bobby. Glad to see you're here.
Bobby:Am I gonna get arrested?
Officer Howard:No, Bobby. Just tell us what you saw.
Bobby:Oh...where do I start?
Officer Howard:Just tell us how he died.
Bobby:Okay, so....I was standing about 15 feet behind Mervin...and...I saw these two weird lights to the left of him. I tried to warn him, but...he couldn't hear me.
Officer Howard:What did these lights look like?
Bobby:Well...they were both exactly the same...lavender and circle-shaped, like a pair of eyes. They seemed to flicker every now and then.
Officer Howard:Okay...go on with your story.
Bobby:Okay...I saw the lights flicker one last time, then fly straight up into the air. I was like, "Mervin! Something just flew above you, Mervin!" But he all like, "Pack it in , Bobby. I'm trying to focus." Then he leaned down...and then....this girl....jumped on his back and grabbed his neck...then there was this huge lavender flash so big I had to shield my eyes....and....when I opened them again...the girl was gone. There was just Mervin...laying there...not moving...not breathing...
Officer Howard:And that's when you called police?
Bobby:Yes.
Officer Howard:What did this girl look like?
Bobby: Well...she was tall...six feet, almost. She had long black hair that went down to her waist...she wore a black hoodie, jeans, and black converse shoes...looked somewhere around the age of, ummm...13...maybe fourteen.
Officer Howard:Did you see her face, by any chance?
Bobby:Yes.
Officer Howard:What did it look like?
Bobby:Well...it was pale...really pale...and it had a scar...under its left eye....and its eyes...ITS EYES!
Officer Howard:What is it about her eyes?
Bobby:They were those lavender lights I talked about earlier.
Officer Howard:Did she talk, at all?
Bobby:I dunno...I heard this weird voice in my head, that sounded like a british female computer voice, saying, I got him, you're next. over and over. There's no way that thing could be human, no way.
Officer Howard:Thank you for your time here, Bobby. You can leave now.
*end of tape*
Two weeks later, Bobby was found dead in his home. Police have matched the murderer to this suspect:
Name:Blight
Age:Unknown, however appears to be around the age of 14.
Gender:Female
Hair:Black
Eyes:Lavender, and appear to glow in minimal light.
Location:Aloceras Ravine
Wears a black hoodie and converse shoes. Known to be capable of leaps up to 70 feet in the air, and can run 65 k/h.
There are some resolutions that are impossible to fulfill, but that we all make anyhow,For example:
1. Study every day.
2. Behave better at home.
3. Don't wait to do homework at the last minute.
4. Exercise once a week.
5. Don't talk in class.
6. Don't make fun of others.
7. Save money and don't make impulse buys.
8. Tell the boy you like "hello".
9. Don't get upset when someone confronts you or tells you you're wrong.
10. Make a schedule for yourself and stick to it!
Which of these are on your list? Which do you think you can actually do for a whole year?
A Mayan calendar has been found that projects dates 7,000 years into the future!
Fear not, people irrationally afraid of what tomorrow might bring. Archaeologists have found a 9th century Mayan calendar in the Guatemalan complex of Xultun. The calendar is 600 years older than the other ones found elsewhere and it projects about 7000 years into the future. December 21st, 2012 is not mentioned as a special date in any way shape or form.
So now you know… if you fear what might happen tomorrow, don't. The Mayan Apocalypse is nothing more than an Internet meme that we'll laugh about like we do about Y2K now.
Fear not, people irrationally afraid of what tomorrow might bring. Archaeologists have found a 9th century Mayan calendar in the Guatemalan complex of Xultun. The calendar is 600 years older than the other ones found elsewhere and it projects about 7000 years into the future. December 21st, 2012 is not mentioned as a special date in any way shape or form.
So now you know… if you fear what might happen tomorrow, don't. The Mayan Apocalypse is nothing more than an Internet meme that we'll laugh about like we do about Y2K now.