A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the next week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told you I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell you again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can you tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the next week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told you I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell you again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can you tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because you love someone else doesn't mean you have to break one more heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how you look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, you can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if you dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who you want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when you can enjoy being who you are.
-Alana
if you let yourself down, you let everyone behind you down.
-Alana
your first love will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because you love someone else doesn't mean you have to break one more heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how you look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, you can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if you dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who you want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when you can enjoy being who you are.
-Alana
if you let yourself down, you let everyone behind you down.
-Alana
your first love will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
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1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a duck
3 Watch all of your old Disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
Comment tell your friends then I will make more spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I love making these for you so comment. All the comments I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm writing all this cuz I need a longer article so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns
2 sing a song like a duck
3 Watch all of your old Disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
Comment tell your friends then I will make more spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I love making these for you so comment. All the comments I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm writing all this cuz I need a longer article so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns
