Nicki Minaj "Super Bass" MUSIC VIDEO PARODY!!

1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period.

2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life."

3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work."

4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson.

5. Learning lessons does...

BROKEN CHILDREN ARE HARD TO MEND

For children who were broken
It is very hard to mend...
Our pain was rarely spoken
and we hid the truth from our friends.

Our parents said they loved us,
but they didn't act that way.
They broke our hearts
and stole our worth,
with the things they would say.

We wanted them to love us,
We didn't know what we did
to make them yell at us
and wish we weren't their kid.

They'd beat us up and scream at us
and blame us for their lives.
Then they'd hold us close inside their arms
and tell us confusing lies
of how they really loved us-
even though we were BAD,
and how is was OUR fault they...

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