(earlier)
Trevor: Is this really nesseary?
Pinkie/Pinkamena: Coarse it is. You been my owner all this time, and haven't even seen my show.
Trevor: Fine., but if this turns me into a bitch, your never hear the end of i-.
(brainwash sounds)
Voice: You are now watching my little pony.
Trevor: (hyponotized) I m now watching my little pony
Audience: (laughs)
voice: My little pony is the greatest show you ever seen. Except maybe family guy.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) My little pony is the greatest show I ever seen. Except maybe Family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
Voice: You will recommend my little pony and family guy to everybody you know.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) I will recommend my little pony and family guy to everyone I know.
Voice: You will never stop talking about my little pony, or family guy.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) I will never stop talking about my little pony, or family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
(present time.. Witch is directly after the mission THREE'S COMPANY).
Trevor: Michael. Look at us, eh?.. New town. New set of problems. But the idiots. They stay the same.
Michael: Don't worry. Things will slow down soon.
Trevor: You know what's NOT slowing down? My little pony. Greatest show I seen sense family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
Michael: (annoyed) God, you never shut up about those fuckin shows!!
Audience: (laughs harder)
Trevor: (gets in helicopture).
Michael: I'll see you later.
Trevor: Ohh, you better believe it buddy.. (flies off).
NEW theme song plays: (Andrew WK: We want fun).
(the next evening)
Denise: Nope! Don't you step foot in this yard!
Franklyn: Why, it's half my house.
Denise: I'm gonna call the police!
Franklyn: For what!? I didn't do anything except just stand here.
Audience: (laughs)
Lamar: (comes out of the with chop and the audience makes a small cheer for him) Don't pretend you don't know how it is homey-o!
Franklyn: How the fuck did you even get in there!? The doors were locked!
Lamar: Yeag. But yer windows weren't.
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: (comes into view, wearing a t shirt with the ANDREW W.K logo., and it's implied he wears it 'a lot' because it has a lot of stains on it). Hello missy.. Franklyn. You never told me that you got a sister.
Denise: (bluhing) I'm Denise. Franklyn's house mate.
Franklyn: And aunt. My mother's old dried u-
Denise: (angry) SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Trevor: Yeah. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: (flips Trevor the middle finger).
(after Denise goes inside when Trevor suddenly insulted her).
Lamar: (about Trevor) Yo! F! What's with the dope looking white boy over here!?
Trevor: (confused) What?
Lamar: (uses over the top amount of gangster slangs)
Trevor: (still confused) What are you even saying!?
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: Man? What the fuck are you doing here Trevor!?
Trevor: I'm new in town. I'm making friends.. Know lets party.
Audience: (laughs)
Trevor: Perfect! It's a gang bang.. I even brought my own weapon (takes out his AK47, witch he gave several upgrades to.. Including a scoop, a handle, and orange camo tape).
Franklyn: I already told you I'm tire-
Trevor: (begins playing party party party by Andrew W.K. At high volume from inside Lamar's van).
Audience: (laughs and claps)
Trevor: (shaking his gun to the beat of the song) Let's go fuck some people up!!
(reluctantly, Franklyn and Lamar went with him to the place).
Franklyn: So we good right? Then let's go?
Trevor: I won't a taste.
Franklyn: No, we're going!
Trevor: I want of the other side.
Dealer: No at ma-
Trevor: (sudden anger) Oh yeah, well, FUCK YOU!! I didn't want it anyway.. (flips his middle finger at the dealers face).. I'll rather stay at home, then be with your motherfuckin fagot for the rest of the day.. Good day bitch.. (storms out, still pointing middle finger).
Audience: (laughs).
(awkward silence).
Trevor: (calmly returns soon after) Dude, I totally didn't mean that.
Audience: (laughs a little)
Trevor: I'm sorry we had that fight jut then. You know, I mean. You said some things. I said something's.. But let's just put it behind us, and try to be friends again.
Dealer: ... I'm still not giving you it.
Trevor: (angrily flips him off again) WELL FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! (tries grabbing it, revealing it to only be drywall with a key inside).
Trevor: Yo! That's a "close call with brick wall"!
Audience: (laughs)
Dealer: Isn't that an album for Andrew W.K.
Trevor: Sure is.. I like to "party hard" bitch!
Dealer: Wha-
Trevor: I "get wet" and like to "party hard"!.. "we want fun" asshole!
Dealer: Are you just naming songs!?
Audience: (laughs)
Trevor: GET READY TO DIE!!
Dealer: Yo! We got some motherfuckin buyers remorse over here!! (slams door closed)
Trevor: YO, YOU CAN'T FUCKIN HUSTLE A HUSTLER!!
Trevor, Franklyn and Lamar took cover and they began getting violently shot at, witch oddly made Trevor become sexually aroused.
Lamar: (laughs) Yo, is that a banana in your pocket or a-
Franklin: (annoyed) Shut up Lamar
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: (takes out his scooped AK47) LET'S DO THS!! (begins running and shooting).
(the louder lyrics of FEAR OF THE DARK - IRON MADIAN begins playing as the suitable background song)
Trevor: (speaking in loud hyperactive, fast voice) Oh man! I-feel-like-my-heart-is-gonna-explode-and-crap-my-pants-THIS-IS-SO-AWESOME!!
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: REALLY-DON'T-WANNA-GET-CLIPPED-ON-MY-FIRST-WHOOO-WA!!
Audience: (laughs)
(ONE LONG BATTLE LATER)
Trevor: Yo! Just surrender your jetskis, and I won't hurt you!
MC Clip: Alright. Take the jets-
Trevor: (shoots MC clip in the leg)
Audience: (laughs)
MC Clip: YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GONNA HURT ME!?
Trevor: Well you shouldn't of trusted me! I'm on drugs!
Audience: (laughs)
(on the jetskis)
Lamar: We should get comfortable.. Since nobody is trying to shoot the engines, or kill us.
Police helicopture: SHOOT THE ENGINES! KILL THEM (minigun fire).
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: (angrily) DAMN IT LAMAR! STOP JINXING SHIT!
Audience: (laughs harder)
END OF EPISODE
Trevor: Is this really nesseary?
Pinkie/Pinkamena: Coarse it is. You been my owner all this time, and haven't even seen my show.
Trevor: Fine., but if this turns me into a bitch, your never hear the end of i-.
(brainwash sounds)
Voice: You are now watching my little pony.
Trevor: (hyponotized) I m now watching my little pony
Audience: (laughs)
voice: My little pony is the greatest show you ever seen. Except maybe family guy.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) My little pony is the greatest show I ever seen. Except maybe Family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
Voice: You will recommend my little pony and family guy to everybody you know.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) I will recommend my little pony and family guy to everyone I know.
Voice: You will never stop talking about my little pony, or family guy.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) I will never stop talking about my little pony, or family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
(present time.. Witch is directly after the mission THREE'S COMPANY).
Trevor: Michael. Look at us, eh?.. New town. New set of problems. But the idiots. They stay the same.
Michael: Don't worry. Things will slow down soon.
Trevor: You know what's NOT slowing down? My little pony. Greatest show I seen sense family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
Michael: (annoyed) God, you never shut up about those fuckin shows!!
Audience: (laughs harder)
Trevor: (gets in helicopture).
Michael: I'll see you later.
Trevor: Ohh, you better believe it buddy.. (flies off).
NEW theme song plays: (Andrew WK: We want fun).
(the next evening)
Denise: Nope! Don't you step foot in this yard!
Franklyn: Why, it's half my house.
Denise: I'm gonna call the police!
Franklyn: For what!? I didn't do anything except just stand here.
Audience: (laughs)
Lamar: (comes out of the with chop and the audience makes a small cheer for him) Don't pretend you don't know how it is homey-o!
Franklyn: How the fuck did you even get in there!? The doors were locked!
Lamar: Yeag. But yer windows weren't.
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: (comes into view, wearing a t shirt with the ANDREW W.K logo., and it's implied he wears it 'a lot' because it has a lot of stains on it). Hello missy.. Franklyn. You never told me that you got a sister.
Denise: (bluhing) I'm Denise. Franklyn's house mate.
Franklyn: And aunt. My mother's old dried u-
Denise: (angry) SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Trevor: Yeah. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: (flips Trevor the middle finger).
(after Denise goes inside when Trevor suddenly insulted her).
Lamar: (about Trevor) Yo! F! What's with the dope looking white boy over here!?
Trevor: (confused) What?
Lamar: (uses over the top amount of gangster slangs)
Trevor: (still confused) What are you even saying!?
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: Man? What the fuck are you doing here Trevor!?
Trevor: I'm new in town. I'm making friends.. Know lets party.
Audience: (laughs)
Trevor: Perfect! It's a gang bang.. I even brought my own weapon (takes out his AK47, witch he gave several upgrades to.. Including a scoop, a handle, and orange camo tape).
Franklyn: I already told you I'm tire-
Trevor: (begins playing party party party by Andrew W.K. At high volume from inside Lamar's van).
Audience: (laughs and claps)
Trevor: (shaking his gun to the beat of the song) Let's go fuck some people up!!
(reluctantly, Franklyn and Lamar went with him to the place).
Franklyn: So we good right? Then let's go?
Trevor: I won't a taste.
Franklyn: No, we're going!
Trevor: I want of the other side.
Dealer: No at ma-
Trevor: (sudden anger) Oh yeah, well, FUCK YOU!! I didn't want it anyway.. (flips his middle finger at the dealers face).. I'll rather stay at home, then be with your motherfuckin fagot for the rest of the day.. Good day bitch.. (storms out, still pointing middle finger).
Audience: (laughs).
(awkward silence).
Trevor: (calmly returns soon after) Dude, I totally didn't mean that.
Audience: (laughs a little)
Trevor: I'm sorry we had that fight jut then. You know, I mean. You said some things. I said something's.. But let's just put it behind us, and try to be friends again.
Dealer: ... I'm still not giving you it.
Trevor: (angrily flips him off again) WELL FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! (tries grabbing it, revealing it to only be drywall with a key inside).
Trevor: Yo! That's a "close call with brick wall"!
Audience: (laughs)
Dealer: Isn't that an album for Andrew W.K.
Trevor: Sure is.. I like to "party hard" bitch!
Dealer: Wha-
Trevor: I "get wet" and like to "party hard"!.. "we want fun" asshole!
Dealer: Are you just naming songs!?
Audience: (laughs)
Trevor: GET READY TO DIE!!
Dealer: Yo! We got some motherfuckin buyers remorse over here!! (slams door closed)
Trevor: YO, YOU CAN'T FUCKIN HUSTLE A HUSTLER!!
Trevor, Franklyn and Lamar took cover and they began getting violently shot at, witch oddly made Trevor become sexually aroused.
Lamar: (laughs) Yo, is that a banana in your pocket or a-
Franklin: (annoyed) Shut up Lamar
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: (takes out his scooped AK47) LET'S DO THS!! (begins running and shooting).
(the louder lyrics of FEAR OF THE DARK - IRON MADIAN begins playing as the suitable background song)
Trevor: (speaking in loud hyperactive, fast voice) Oh man! I-feel-like-my-heart-is-gonna-explode-and-crap-my-pants-THIS-IS-SO-AWESOME!!
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: REALLY-DON'T-WANNA-GET-CLIPPED-ON-MY-FIRST-WHOOO-WA!!
Audience: (laughs)
(ONE LONG BATTLE LATER)
Trevor: Yo! Just surrender your jetskis, and I won't hurt you!
MC Clip: Alright. Take the jets-
Trevor: (shoots MC clip in the leg)
Audience: (laughs)
MC Clip: YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GONNA HURT ME!?
Trevor: Well you shouldn't of trusted me! I'm on drugs!
Audience: (laughs)
(on the jetskis)
Lamar: We should get comfortable.. Since nobody is trying to shoot the engines, or kill us.
Police helicopture: SHOOT THE ENGINES! KILL THEM (minigun fire).
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: (angrily) DAMN IT LAMAR! STOP JINXING SHIT!
Audience: (laughs harder)
END OF EPISODE