This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

Rainbow Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
Rainbow Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would you like to be my friend?
Rainbow Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this ain't supposed to happen! You're supposed to fly around Pornstarville, and avoid this pink bitch!
Rainbow Dash: Why would I do that?
Twilight: The script man, the script!
Rainbow Dash: I don't like my script. It makes me feel like a bully.
Twilight: Yo, you did not just use that word.
Rainbow Dash: I didn't call you a nigg-
Twilight: Not that man!! I mean bully. Who da hell uses that word nowadays?!
Rainbow Dash: Uh, hundreds of ponies do.
Pinkie Pie: I use it as well, and you are being one right now. Leave us alone.
Twilight: Man, you two are fucked up in da head! *Walks away*
Rainbow Dash: What is her problem?
Pinkie Pie: She's black.

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.

My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots

Next morning, Pinkie Pie was walking to Rainbow Dash's cloudhouse while wearing sunglasses with a mustache on it, and blowing confetti everywhere*

Rainbow Dash: *Sleeping in her bed. When she hears Pinkie Pie, she yawns while waking up with a smile on her face*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: *Goes to a window* Morning Pinkie Pie. Be down in a sec.
Pinkie Pie: Okay.

Once Rainbow Dash came down, a griffon appeared. It was Gilda.

Gilda: Rainbow Dash, long time no see.
Rainbow Dash: Oh hey. I haven't seen you in at least ten years.
Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash, an explanation por favor?
Rainbow Dash: You're German. Why are you speaking Spanish?
Gilda: *Laughs* Good point.
Pinkie Pie: Explanation?
Rainbow Dash: Oh right. Gilda is an old friend of mine from flight school.
Pinkie Pie: An old friend? But she looks very young.
Gilda: *Laughs* I like your sense of humor (Honestly, this pony is starting to annoy me.)
Rainbow Dash: Me, and Pinkie Pie are gonna go play pranks on ponies. Wanna join us?
Gilda: No thanks, I wanna explore this city, and find out where a good place is to eat.
Rainbow Dash: Suit yourself. We'll see you later.
Gilda: We'll?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, me, and Pinkie Pie will meet you after your lunch.
Gilda: (Fuck!) Okay, great.

As Gilda was finding a good restaurant for lunch, she saw Fluttershy.

Fluttershy: *Helping ducks cross a road* Okay little duckies, follow me. Everyone is letting us cross.
Gilda: BOO!!!
Fluttershy: AHHH!!!
Ducks: *Get scared, and fly away*
Fluttershy: Wait ducks, where are you going?!
Ducks: *Go into the nail factory*
Fluttershy: Oh no!! They'll get seriously injured!
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Thank goodness, now they can- *See the ducks go into a scissor factory* SCISSOR FACTORY?!!!?
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Phew, that was close. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a factory where bombs get built* Go into a factory for bombs?!!? *Faints*
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: *Wakes up* Oh, they're okay. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a pillow factory* Oh, a pillow factory. I know they'll be safe there.

But the factory soon blew up.

Fluttershy: *Cries, and runs away*

Pinkie Pie arrived, and this song started to play: link


Pinkie Pie: Halt!! What is the meaning of this?!
Gilda: None of your business.
Pinkie Pie: It is my business. You hurt my friend's feelings, and had her animal friends blown up in a pillow factory.
Gilda: It was their fault.
Pinkie Pie: You scared them!
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives*
Pinkie Pie: Thank goodness you're here Rainbow Dash, Gilda is being an asshole.
Gilda: What?!
Pinkie Pie: You are being an asshole, and I do not appreciate it.
Rainbow Dash: *Worried* What did she do?
Pinkie Pie: She scared Fluttershy, and had her duck friends blown up at a pillow factory.
Gilda: She's lying.
Rainbow Dash: *Looks at the pillow factory on fire* Oh no she isn't. Why did you do it Gilda?
Gilda: She was annoying.
Rainbow Dash: That's my friend you're talking about.
Gilda: If you're friends with her, I can't be friends with you. *Fights Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Fights Gilda*

They made a cloud of smoke during their fight.

Ponies: Go Rainbow Dash!
Pinkie Pie: Go Rainbow Dash!
Gilda: Why are they cheering for you?!
Rainbow Dash: Because I'm awesome, unlike you!

Rainbow Dash punched Gilda in the face, and the griffon lost a tooth.

Ponies: Yeah!!
Gilda: Fuck this! *Leaves* You all suck!
Rainbow Dash: Not true!

Stop the song

Rainbow Dash: *Takes a deep breath* Is everyone okay?
Ponies: Yes.
Rainbow Dash: I'm sorry about Gilda. She was a friend of mine years ago, but after what just happened, she's no longer my friend.
Pinkie Pie: Wait a couple of years, I'm sure you will be friends with her again.
Rainbow Dash: *Confused*

She didn't understand that Pinkie Pie was talking about a certain episode from season 5.

Ending theme: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

The End