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Doctor Eggman's base in Mobius.
Eggman: *Returns to his base in his Teleporting Time Machine*
Robot 35: Welcome back Doctor Eggman. Did you succeed in getting us mechanics from Germany?
Eggman: Not exactly. *Walks out of the Teleporting time machine* I found soldiers.
Nazis: *Walk out of the Teleporting time machine with supplies*
Robot 35: How did you get these guys?
Eggman: I accidentally time traveled into 1939, and I am glad I made that accident. These guys are ruthless. Now, we must find Sonic's cousin!
At Sonic's house
Sonic: *Inside his house watching Sean pack his things in his car*
Tails: *Helping Sean pack his things* I'm going to miss you.
Sean: I'm going to miss you too. *Checks his list* Okay, that's everything.
Tails: *Closes the trunk*
Sean: Take good care of Sonic for me, okay? Make sure Amy doesn't kill him with her hammer.
Tails: *Laughing*
Sonic: *Opens a window* Where are you gonna go to hide from Eggman?
Sean: I don't know. I'll tell you once I find out. *Gets into his car, and drives away.*
My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born on December 23, 1996 in Mobius. It's a very nice place, but it often gets attacked by a guy named Eggman. I'm hiding from him, because he wants to turn me into a robot, because of my strength. If he did that, he would win the war against my cousin. The war started, because Eggman wanted to kill every single animal, and replace them with robots.
Sean: *Stops his car, thinking about where to go. He is holding a chaos emerald* I was never good with this, but here we go. Chaos control. *Teleports out of Mobius.*
I ended up in a place called Equestria. I had no idea where it was, or who the people were. When I got there, I realized everyone that lived there was a talking pony.
Sean: *Turns off his car, and gets out* A town full of talking horses, and they're all in different colors.
Pinkie Pie: *Cheerfully bouncing to Sean* Guten tag, ich bin Pinkie Pie!
Sean: Can you speak English please?
Pinkie Pie: Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie.
Sean: Where am I?
Pinkie Pie: You are in Ponyville. *Sees Sean's car* I like your car.
Sean: Wanna drive it?
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes glowing as she smiles*
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Pinkie Pie: *Starts the car, and revs the engine*
Sean: *Sitting next to Pinkie Pie* Alright, now what you wanna do is-
Pinkie Pie: I've driven a car before silly. *Floors it*
Sean: *Sees smoke coming from the back tires* You're burning rubber.
Pinkie Pie: *Drifts to the left at an intersection*
Sean: Do you drive like this all of the time?
Pinkie Pie: Nah, only when I drive cool cars like this. I make lots of money for it at car shows.
This pink pony surprised me with her driving skills. She could drift, burn rubber, and also do this...
Pinkie Pie: *Spins the car at 180 degrees, and goes backwards*
Sean: *Impressed*
Pinkie Pie: Watch this. *Drives onto a field of grass, spins the car at 180 degrees again, and drives forward toward two trees*
Sean: Don't crash this.
Pinkie Pie: *Drifting a figure 8 around the two trees. Not a single scratch gets put on the car*
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Pinkie Pie: *Stops at Sugarcube corner* I can tell you're new here. We never had hedgehogs in this town before.
Sean: Well you said this town was called Ponyville, so I'm not surprised.
Pinkie Pie: I'll be right back. *Walks into Sugarcube Corner*
Sean: I wonder what she's getting. *Gets out of his car, and stands next to it*
Pinkie Pie: *Has a wagon, and hits a red buttton on it*
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Sean: *Watching Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Starts to dance, and sing* Welcome welcome welcome, a fine welcome to you. Welcome welcome welcome, I say how do you do? Welcome welcome welcome, I say hip hip hooray. Welcome welcome welcome, to Ponyville today. Wait for it.
Sean: *Sees a blast of confetti* Whoa. *Smiles* That was awesome.
Pinkie Pie: Yay!! *Hugs Sean* I'm so glad I made a new friend today. What do you say we have a party?
Sean: That sounds good, and all, but I'm kinda tired. Can the party wait until tomorrow?
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Are you sure?
Sean: Yeah, I'm sure. Plus, I'd like to know more people around here. I'll be back here tomorrow. *Gets in his car* I promise. *Drives away*
I really was tired. I'd find a vacant part of town, sleep in my car, and when that was over, I'd go around to meet more of the residents in Ponyville.
On Mobius.
Eggman: Were you watching Sean when he left Sonic's house?
Nazi 36: Yeah, but he disappeared.
Eggman: Was he using chaos control?
Nazi 36: We have no idea.
Eggman: Did you see him with a chaos emerald?
Nazi 52: We couldn't see inside the car.
Nazi 36: It's possible he used chaos control.
Eggman: Let's start searching for him in different worlds then.
When I woke up, I saw someone standing in front of my car, staring at me with a smile.
Sean: *Gets out of his car* Who the hell are you?
Rainbow Dash: I'm Rainbow Dash, and my friend Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Sean: Is that so?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. So, where did you come from?
Sean: Mobius.
Rainbow Dash: I'm not sure if I heard of that place.
Sean: It's a different world.
Rainbow Dash: You mean you came here from a different planet?
Sean: Yes.
Rainbow Dash: *Laughs* I don't believe you.
Sean: How about you come into my car, and I'll prove to you that I'm not lying?
Rainbow Dash: Okay.
We both got into my car, and I grabbed the chaos emerald.
Sean: Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and Rainbow Dash into Tatooine. A pod race is taking place* Star Wars?
Rainbow Dash: Whoa.
Sean: And here's a place I often like to visit. Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and Rainbow Dash into Earth* The human world, also known as Earth.
Rainbow Dash: *Sees a lot of humans walking around* This is kinda creepy.
Sean: Alright, then I'll take you back to your world. Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and Rainbow Dash back into Equestria* So what did you think about that?
Rainbow Dash: That was awesome!
Sean: Yes it was. So you said you were Rainbow Dash, right?
Rainbow Dash: The one, and only.
Sean: Well, it's nice to meet you. My name is Sean. Now if you don't mind, get out of my car.
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out of the car*
Sean: *Drives away*
I started feeling hungry. I wanted to find a place to eat some food.
Sean: *Stops at Fluttershy's cottage* Maybe the pony that lives here knows a good spot to eat. *Walks to the cottage, and knocks on the door*
Fluttershy: *Opens the door. She's nervous, so she whispers* Uh, can I help you?
Sean: What did you say?
Fluttershy: *Still whispering* What?
Sean: What?
Well, this was stupid. We stood there for half a minute saying what to each other.
Sean: Never mind, I'm outta here. *Walks to his car, and drives away* I'll find a spot on my own.
I drove to Sweet Apple Acres. Up ahead, three fillies were running by the dirt road.
Applebloom: *Running* Y'all can't catch me.
Sweetie Belle: *Sees Sean's car* Whoa, that's cool.
Scootaloo: I think I know how we'll get our cutie mark today girls.
They stood in front of me blocking my path.
Sean: *Stops his car* What are you doing? *Gets out of his car* Will you get out of the way please?
Applebloom: How did you get that car?
Scootaloo: Did you make it yourself?
Sean: I didn't. I got it for free as a reward for stopping a bad guy from destroying a city.
Sweetie Belle: Who was the bad guy you were fighting?
Sean: Doctor Eggman. I doubt you three heard of him. He's from a different world.
Scootaloo: You're right. I never heard of him.
Just then, Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon appeared, and they were going to do what they usually do around the CMC.
Diamond Tiara: Well well well, looks like the blank flanks are still blank after all.
Silver Spoon: *Looks at Sean* And who is this guy?
Sean: Look, you two seem intelligent. Do you know what it means to go away?
Diamond Tiara: Not until we make fun of these three for not having their cutie mark.
Sean: Cutie mark? What the hell is that? That sounds like the dumbest thing ever. I feel sorry that you have one.
No one has ever said that to Diamond Tiara. She was shocked by this, and walked away with Silver Spoon.
Sean: Do they always bully you three like that?
Sweetie Belle: Not always, but whenever they see us they do.
Sean: I'm sure that is what always means.
Applebloom: Girls, I'm actually hungry. What do you say we grab some lunch?
Sean: I'm hungry too. Where's a good spot to eat in this town?
Applebloom: Sweet Apple Acres. Follow us. *Runs to Sweet Apple Acres with her friends*
Sean: *Follows in his car*
Later at Sweet Apple Acres.
Applejack: *Making Apple Pies*
Big Macintosh: *Making Apple Cider*
Applejack: After we finish all of this, we'll get back to work.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Applebloom: *Arrives with Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo* Applejack, guess what?!
Applejack: Whoa, you look very excited. What happened?
Sweetie Belle: Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon bullied us again.
Scootaloo: But this hedgehog with a sweet car made them stop.
Applejack: What are you talking about?
Sean: *Walks toward Applejack* Hi. I'm the hedgehog your daughter is talking about.
Applejack: Daughter? *Looks at Applebloom* Oh, you must mean Applebloom. She's my little sister.
Sean: No offense, but she looks too young to be your sister.
Applejack: *Laughs* None taken partner. What can I do for you?
Sean: Your sister says I can get a decent lunch here.
Applebloom: What do you say AJ? Make him something that'll knock his socks off.
Applejack: Well, I just did finish making apple pies.
Big Macintosh: And I made apple cider.
Sean: That sounds good enough to me.
I sat down with Applebloom, her family, and friends. Together, we had apple pie, and apple cider. It was the best lunch I ever had. When I finished, I said that to Applejack.
Applejack: I appreciate it.
Sean: *Stands up* That was great, and all, but I gotta go. There are some other ponies I would like to meet.
Applejack: Have you met Rarity yet?
Sean: No, what is she like?
Applejack: A neat freak sex addict.
Sean: Two bad things combined in one. I'll be careful. Thank you. *Leaves*
Applebloom: Applejack, what's a sex addict?
Applejack: *Sighs* Why did I say that outloud?
Doctor Eggman had a meeting with some of his soldiers.
Eggman: We will have three groups. Shadow, your group will search Earth.
Shadow: Yes doctor.
Eggman: Blaze, take your group around Mobius. It's possible Sean is still here.
Blaze: Yes doctor.
Eggman: I found a place called Equestria. My group will search there. Get your things ready, and prepare to teleport in half an hour.
Shadow: Will do doctor.
Blaze: Yes doctor.
Nazis: *Saluting Eggman* Heil Eggman! Wait. Isn't it Heil Hitler?
Eggman: He's not your leader anymore! I am! Heil Eggman!!
Nazis: Heil Eggman!!
Back in Equestria
Twilight Sparkle: *Looking at the stars with her telescope* This isn't easy to do in broad daylight. I never should have tried to race Rainbow Dash. My wings hurt, and I'm going to miss the deadline for Celestia's assignment.
Diamond Tiara: *Barges into Twilight Sparkle's castle with Silver Spoon* Twilight!
Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, what is it?!
Silver Spoon: We need your help!!
I was driving my car around Equestria when this happened.
Sean: *Sees the fuel meter is low* I better stop to refuel. *Stops his car on the side of the road. He doesn't realize that he stopped in front of Rarity's boutique*
Rarity: *Watching Sean*
Sean: *Opens the trunk of his car, and grabs a jerry can. He opens the gas tank on his car, and refuels his car*
Rarity: *Walks towards Sean. She doesn't stop until she's right next to him* Excuse me.
Sean: Yes?
Rarity: Who are you?
Sean: That depends. Who are you?
Rarity: I'm Rarity.
Sean: *Eyes widen as he finishes refueling his car*
Applejack's words starting echoing through my head.
Applejack: Have you met Rarity yet?
Sean: No, what is she like?
Applejack: A neat freak sex addict.
Sean: Two bad things combined in one. I'll be careful.
I snap back into reality, and stare at the white unicorn.
Sean: Do you know Applejack?
Rarity: Yes.
Sean: She says you're a sex addict. Is that true?
Rarity: Oh yes. I'm not afraid to admit it.
Sean: (Shit.)
Rarity: As a matter of fact, I want to have sex with you right now.
Sean: We just met for crying out loud!!
Twilight Sparkle: *Teleports to Sean's left side with Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon*
Diamond Tiara: That's him!!
Sean: *Stares at Twilight* May I help you?
Twilight Sparkle: Is it true that you threatened to kill these two?
Sean: What the hell are you talking about? They were making fun of Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo, and I simply told them to stop.
Silver Spoon: He's lying!!
Sean: You're lying!
Twilight Sparkle: I'm afraid I'll have to arrest you.
Sean: Arrest this! *Punches Twilight in the face, and gets into his car. He drives away at high speed*
Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, watch the two filllies while I chase that monster. *Flies after Sean*
Rarity: *Stares at Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon* So, would you like to go into my boutique, and "see something grand?"
During the chase between me, and Twilight Sparkle
Sean: Why can't that purple asshole just listen to me?
Twilight Sparkle: *Shoots two lasers, hitting the roof of Sean's car*
Sean: *Lowers his window, and turns left. He uses his .44 Magnum to shoot at Twilight twice*
Twilight Sparkle: *Gets hit in the wing, and falls down*
Sean: *Turns around, and drives towards Twilight. He gets out of the car, and looks at her* Now I didn't want to do that, but you gave me no choice. If you don't believe my side of the story, ask Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo.
Twilight Sparkle: *Angry* You mean those two lied to me?!
Sean: I'm afraid so.
Twilight Sparkle: When I get my hooves on them... I'm really sorry.
Sean: Don't blame yourself for not believing me. It's a common mistake hundreds of people have made. *Looks at his watch* Actually, I think it's time I go have that party Pinkie Pie wanted to throw for me. She's celebrating our new friendship.
Twilight Sparkle: *Heals her injuries with her magic* Oh, you met Pinkie Pie already?
Sean: Yes. She was the first one that I met. Then there was Rainbow Dash, then Fluttershy, then Applejack, her brother, her sister, and her sister's two friends, and I also unfortunately met Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon. You, and Rarity are the first two unicorns I have met.
Twilight Sparkle: Actually, I'm an alicorn.
Sean: What's that?
Twilight Sparkle: A unicorn with wings.
Sean: I see. Tell me, why do you have wings, and a horn?
Twilight Sparkle: I'm a princess.
Sean: Then in that case, I'm pleased to meet you. I better go tell Pinkie Pie to start the party. Can you get as many ponies as you can to come?
Twilight Sparkle: You can count on me. *Flies away*
Sean: *Gets in his car* Well, I'm glad nothing bad happened. *Drives away*
Sugarcube Corner was empty by the time I got there.
Sean: *Looks around* Hello? Anyone?
Pinkie Pie: *Pops out of nowhere with confetti* Surprise!!
Ponies: *Running down the stairs*
Sean: How did you get everyone here so quickly?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I broke the 4th wall.
Sean: *Looks at the reader* I can see that. I hope you're enjoying the story, because I sure am.
After breaking the 4th wall, we started to party.
Sean: *Grabbing a plate of chips, and sees Rainbow Dash* Hey, it's you.
Rainbow Dash: *Looks at Sean* Wha-, oh hey. I remember you.
Sean: How could you not remember me? We teleported to different places together.
Staring at Rainbow Dash, I thought she was beautiful.
Sean: You look very beautiful.
Rainbow Dash: *Blushes* I never thought of myself as that. I always thought of myself looking awesome.
Sean: Well, you look awesome too.
Rainbow Dash: Thanks.
Now time for the big question. I know we just met, but I wanted her to be mine. So I said..
Sean: Would you like to go on a date?
Rainbow Dash: You mean you want me to be your special somepony?
Sean: Yeah, whatever it's called. I want you to be my girlfriend.
Rainbow Dash: Okay.
Score!
Rainbow Dash: So, what do we do on dates?
Sean: Lots of things. I'll show you when the party ends.
Two hours later, in Appleloosa.
Eggman: *With 35 Nazis. They are in two trucks, and two airplanes* We searched everywhere, and no sign of that grey hedgehog!
Nazi 3: Sir, there is a place we haven't looked at yet.
Eggman: Where?
Nazi 3: Ponyville.
Eggman: Let's look for it then!! Pilots, search Cloudsdale! We haven't looked there either!
Pilots: Jawohl Doctor! *Flying their airplanes to Cloudsdale*
Eggman: Sean the hedgehog won't stand a chance against me, and my army! We will defeat him!! *Laughing*
After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.
Twilight Sparkle: You know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?
Later in Rainbow Dash's cloudhouse.
Sean: Why don't you just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? You didn't really have to carry me.
Rainbow Dash: Good idea, I'll try that. So what do you want to do?
Sean: You'll see, get on the bed. *Walks to a radio*
Rainbow Dash: *Laying down on the bed*
Sean: *Puts in a CD that plays classic Rock & Roll music*
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Sean: *Lays with Rainbow Dash, and puts a blanket over them*
Rainbow Dash: Wait, what-
Sean: *Kisses Rainbow Dash* Just trust me. You'll love this. *Gets on top of Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Moaning* This hurts.
Sean: Give it some time. Have you ever done this before?
Rainbow Dash: No.
Sean: Well that explains it.
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Eggman: *Pushes a pony into a building* Where is Sean The Hedgehog?!
Pony: What the hell are you talking about?!
Nazis: *Shoot the pony with MP40's, and kills him*
Meanwhile at Sweet Apple Acres
Applejack: *Harvesting crops*
Nazi: *Knocks out Applejack*
Fluttershy's cottage
Fluttershy: *Putting chicken food on the ground for her chickens*
Nazis: *Arrive, and arrest Fluttershy* You are under arrest until we find Sean The Hedgehog!
Fluttershy: *Remembers Sean from the party, and gets worried*
Stop the song.
Eggman: *Standing by Sugarcube Corner*
Nazis: Mein feuhrer, we have not found Sean anywhere.
Eggman: Keep looking! Get more airplanes!!
Pinkie Pie: *Inside Sugarcube Corner, talking to Celestia* She just robbed me, saying she needed it more, because she's a princess.
Celestia: I see. Anything else you want to talk to me about?
Pinkie Pie: *Spots Eggman with Nazis, and ducks behind the counter* Humans with guns. Send Royal Guards here quickly.
Later, the sun was setting, and two Nazis in airplanes were half a mile away from Rainbow Dash's cloudhouse.
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Sean: *Laying in bed with Rainbow Dash* This is too hot. *Takes off the blanket*
Rainbow Dash: But the people watching this-
Sean: Sh, no one can see us from up here.
Rainbow Dash: Okay.
Nazi Pilots: *Flying toward Rainbow Dash's cloudhouse*
Sean: Can you go all the way?
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Nazi Pilots: *Flying toward Rainbow Dash's cloudhouse*
Sean: *Hears the airplanes* Wait a minute. *Gets off the bed, and turns off the music*
Rainbow Dash: What's going on?
Sean: Get off of there! *Pulls Rainbow Dash off the bed*
Rainbow Dash: But I don't understand!
Nazi Pilot: *See Sean in the cloudhouse* Shoot that window. *Shoots at the cloudhouse*
Nazi Pilot 2: *Shoots at the cloudhouse*
Sean: *Seeing the bullets go through the walls, and ceiling in the house* Let's go, get out of here!!
Nazi Pilots: *Pass the cloudhouse, and turn around to make another attack*
Rainbow Dash: *Leaves the cloudhouse with Sean*
Sean: In the car! *Gets into his car with Rainbow Dash, and drives away*
Rainbow Dash: Tank!!
Sean: Where?
Rainbow Dash: My pet tortoise!! Aw dammit, I hope he's okay!
Nazi Pilots: *Flying toward Sean's car*
Tank: *Flying toward Rainbow Dash*
Sean: I see him!
Rainbow Dash: *Looks at Tank, and waves at him* Come on Tank! Over here!
Sean: These pilots are annoying! *Stops the car, and grabs his M249 machine gun. He shoots both pilots in their planes, and watches them fly past, crashing into the ground*
Rainbow Dash: *Opens the door*
Tank: *Gets in the car*
Rainbow Dash: Good job Tank! *Hugs him* I'm so glad you're okay.
Sean: *Drives* Any holes in him?
Rainbow Dash: None. He's fine. Thankfully, you killed those pilots before they could shoot him.
Sean: Where do we go from here?
Rainbow Dash: Twilight's castle.
At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.
Celestia: Why'd you do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money more then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting you be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*
The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.
Luna: What did you do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. You changed my voice man!
Celestia: Next time, I'll take your wings away.
Royal Guard: Princess, Rainbow Dash is arriving with a grey hedgehog.
Celestia: Who could she be with?
Twilight Sparkle: Man I know that hedgehog. He's Sean. Met him at Rarity's boutique.
Celestia: Can we trust him?
Royal Guard: She seems okay. They must be friends.
More then friends actually.
Sean: *Stops the car in front of Twilight's castle*
Royal Guards: *Standing at the front entrance* Who are you?
Rainbow Dash: It's okay, he's with me. Is Twilight here?
Royal Guard: Top floor. She's with Celestia, and Luna.
Rainbow Dash: Oh good. *Walks into the castle*
Sean: *Follows Rainbow Dash*
Royal Guard 98: *Running with bullets in his armor*
Royal Guard: What happened to you?
Royal Guard 98: Those humans Pinkie Pie mentioned. They kidnapped several ponies including Applejack, and Fluttershy. I saw them, and they nearly killed me.
Royal Guard: Is Pinkie Pie alright?
Royal Guard 98: She's safe in Sugarcube Corner.
Royal Guard: Inform the princess right away.
Royal Guard 98: *Runs into the castle*
On the top floor of the castle.
Twilight: *Sees Sean arrive with Rainbow Dash* Dash, nice of you to stop by with Sean man. You two can tell Princess Celestia to give me back my normal voice!
Sean: What happened?
Twilight: I took money from Pinkie Pie man, and she's punishing me for it.
Rainbow Dash: You mean you stole it?
Twilight: Man I didn't steal nothing!
Celestia: Then how do you explain the two grand on your dresser, that's also missing from Sugarcube Corner?
Twilight: Just a coincidence man.
Luna: We even got a video of you stealing the money.
Royal Guard 98: *Arrives* Excuse me princesses. I don't mean to interrupt, but the humans Pinkie warned us about have attacked our town, and taken several ponies hostage.
Celestia: Where's Pinkie?
Royal Guard 98: Hiding in Sugarcube Corner, but the humans have Applejack, and Fluttershy, along with other ponies.
Rainbow Dash: Oh no.
Sean: Eggman! Let's go!
Celestia: Who's that?
Sean: I'll explain on the way. *Points to the 98th Royal Guard* You, tell me where you found them!
Royal Guard 98: They've taken over Sweet Apple Acres, and some of their soldiers have also taken control of some houses nearby.
Sean: Let's go everyone, we have no time to waste!
Everyone left Twilight's castle, on their way to Sugarcube Corner, to save the ponies taken hostage.
At Sweet Apple Acres, Eggman is waiting inside the barn.
Shadow: *Arrives in the Teleporting Time Machine. He has arrived with Blaze, and ten more Nazis*
Eggman: Good. This should be enough for our reinforcements. Now, we need more vehicles. Get us some trucks, and tanks.
Shadow: Very well Doctor. *Uses Chaos Control to head back to Mobius*
Eggman: Once he returns with the vehicles, we will attack this worthless world.
It was inside the house next to the barn, where Applejack, Fluttershy, and other ponies were being held against their will.
Applejack: How many of us did you kidnap?
Nazi: Seven. Can't you count? They're all right next to you!
Applejack: *Looks to her right, and sees Fluttershy, Roseluck, Daisy, Lily, Vinyl Scratch, and Colgate*
Nazi: And tell you're white unicorn to stop being silent!
Fluttershy: But she's deaf.
Nazi: How do you know?!
Fluttershy: I've been hanging out with her for a long time, and she never says anything.
Applejack: Because she can't hear.
Nazi: I don't believe you. If she really can't say anything... *Walks toward Vinyl Scratch, pulling out a pistol in the process* She won't scream when I shoot her. *Shoots Vinyl Scratch in her leg*
Vinyl Scratch: *Holds her wound, but doesn't say anything*
Fluttershy: *Gasps* You monster!
Colgate: (Wait a minute. I'm a unicorn. I can use my magic to get rid of this guy.) *Charging her magic*
Nazi: *Shoots Colgate's horn off* Nice try. There will be no escape.
Back at the barn, Shadow returned just outside of the front entrance, with five trucks, and seven tanks.
Eggman: Good work Shadow. Now I have another job for you. Some of our soldiers have started building a blimp while you were away. Help them finish.
Shadow: Yes doctor. *Goes to the back of the barn*
Sean: *With Rainbow Dash, Twilight, Celestia, and three royal guards hiding behind trees* They got trucks, and tanks. We need to be careful.
Twilight: Man, how we gonna stop them?
Sean: Everyone, except for me, and Rainbow Dash can use magic. The two of us will use guns. *Gives Rainbow Dash a Smith & Wesson 500* Don't underestimate it's power.
Rainbow Dash: *Nods*
Shadow: *Gathering materials as quick as a flash, and builds the Blimp so fast that it only takes 2 minutes to get the job done* Finished.
Nazis: *Clapping* Well done.
They heard gunshots.
Nazis: Scheiße. *Run into the barn*
Shadow: *Following them*
Eggman: It's Sean The Hedgehog! He's got some of those ponies helping him!!!
Nazis: Let's go!! *Running to collect their weapons*
Sean: *Shooting Nazis with his machine gun*
Nazis: *On the second floor of the barn, returning fire*
Sean: *Lays down to avoid being shot, and shoots them*
Nazis: *Fall on the ground*
Eggman: STOP THEM!!!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots Eggman in the foot*
Eggman: Ah! *Falls down, and crawls to cover*
Blaze: Let's go!! *Holding two pistols, and kills three royal guards with them*
Eggman: Blaze, Shadow, bring three soldiers with you, and retreat in the blimp. *Gets into the Teleporting Time Machine, and returns to Mobius*
Blaze: How do we get back?
Shadow: With this. *Holding a chaos emerald* Let's get out of here. *Runs away with his army*
Celestia: They're running away.
Rainbow Dash: Let's get them!
Sean: Dash, you're going with me. The rest of you go save those prisoners. *Runs with Rainbow Dash*
Applejack: *Sad. She is worried she will be shot like Colgate, and Vinyl Scratch*
Celestia: *Breaks down the door, and kills the Nazi with her magic*
Twilight: Yo, everyone okay?!
Applejack: Twilight? Why are you talking like an African Equestrian?
Twilight: *Sighs* Looong story.
Shadow, and Blaze took off in the blimp.
Sean: *Stops running with Rainbow Dash, looking at the blimp take off, then he sees ropes attached to the blimp* Fly up there, I'm using the rope to make my appearance. *Runs toward the rope, jumps up, and starts climbing*
Rainbow Dash: *Flies to the blimp*
Nazi 34: Sir, we have company.
Shadow: *Looks out the window*
Blaze: *Flying the blimp*
Shadow: *Sees Sean climbing the rope, and Rainbow Dash flying towards them* This is not good. You three take care of the blue horse. I'll talk to Blaze, and see what she can do on taking down Sean. *Walks to Blaze*
Nazis: *Aiming at Rainbow Dash, and shooting at her*
Rainbow Dash: *Avoids getting shot, and kicks the door open*
Nazis: She's inside!
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks a Nazi, takes his gun, and shoots the other two*
Shadow: Sean's almost here. Head towards that bridge.
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Now the bridge Shadow wanted Blaze to fly at looked exactly like the Brooklyn Bridge, but instead of going over a river, it was going over twenty train tracks.
Blaze: This will hurt him more then me. *Laughs*
Shadow: You're too low, go up.
Blaze: *Flies up*
Rainbow Dash: *Tries to open the door to the cockpit, but it's locked*
Shadow: Must be one of our guys. *Goes to open the door, and unlocks it*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks the door open, and wrestles Shadow*
Shadow: Hey! *Moves towards Blaze, and makes her land the top of the bridge*
Pause the song.
Sean: *Loses his grip on the rope, and lands on an arch going to the top of the bridge. A train goes under the bridge as he starts walking to the top*
Shadow: *Pushes Rainbow Dash into a window so hard that it breaks her wings*
Rainbow Dash: *Punches Shadow, and knocks him out*
Blaze: *Sees Sean climbing towards her, and looks at Rainbow Dash*
Continue the song.
Sean: *Almost at the top*
Rainbow Dash: *Gets outside of the blimp*
Blaze: *Runs out with an ax*
Sean: Dash, behind you!
Blaze: *Swings the ax at Rainbow Dash but misses*
Rainbow Dash: Ah! *Loses her footing, and falls down*
Sean: *Grabs Rainbow Dash's front legs* Stand on something!!
Rainbow Dash: *Puts her back hooves on part of the bridge so she can stand* Look out!!
Blaze: *About to swing her ax*
Sean: *Moves back*
Blaze: *Hits the bridge between her, and Sean*
Sean: *Punches Blaze*
Blaze: *Grabs Sean, and pushes him towards a cable*
Sean: Whoa! *Almost falls, but grabs the cable*
Rainbow Dash: *Watching the fight*
Blaze: *Chokes Sean with the ax*
Sean: *Tries to push Blaze off of him*
Blaze: *Laughing*
Sean: *Punches Blaze*
Blaze: AH! *Moves back*
Sean: *Gets back on his feet, and kicks Blaze*
Blaze: *Falls down, but gets back up, and tries to push Rainbow Dash off the bridge*
Rainbow Dash: Ah!
Sean: *Moves Blaze away from Rainbow Dash*
Meanwhile inside the blimp.
Shadow: *Opening his eyes*
Sean & Blaze: *Grabbing, and kicking each other. Three trains pass under the bridge*
Shadow: *Slowly standing up*
Blaze: *Swinging her ax, and it hits Sean in his chest*
Sean: Ah!! *Kicks Blaze, and falls down*
We both grabbed onto a cable, but we were on opposite sides of the arch.
Blaze: *Hits Sean's cable with the ax once, then four more times*
Sean: *Grabs the ax, and takes it out of Blaze's hands*
Blaze: *Holding onto the arch, and nine trains slowly pass under the bridge*
Shadow: *Walks out of the blimp, and sees Blaze*
Blaze: *Close to falling off the bridge*
Shadow: Blaze!!!! Blaze!!!!
Blaze: *Laughs at the mention of her name*
Skip the song to 2:21
Blaze: *Falls off the bridge*
Shadow: Uh oh.
Blaze: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Lands between two trains*
Pause the song
Master Sword: *Walks to Blaze* Hey!! You don't work on the Railroad. What are you doing here?!
Blaze: Dying. What are you doing here?!
Master Sword: A very brief cameo.
Blaze: I wish that's what I was doing. *Dies*
Continue the song
Sean: *Pulls Rainbow Dash next to him*
Shadow: *Grabs a Desert Eagle*
Sean: Dash, get under the arch. *Stands on part of the bridge under the arch with Rainbow Dash*
Shadow: *Fires seven bullets, and runs out of ammo*
Sean: *Gets back onto the arch with Rainbow Dash*
Shadow: *Walks into the blimp*
Rainbow Dash: What do we do to stop him?
Sean: Still have that gun I gave you?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah.
Shadow: *Walks to the end of the blimp, and grabs seven sticks of dynamite tied together with rope*
Sean: *Takes the gun*
Shadow: *Walks out of the blimp while lighting up the dynamite*
Sean: There he is.
Rainbow Dash: What do we do?!
Sean: *Shoots Shadow in the leg*
Shadow: *Falls into the blimp with the dynamite*
Sean: *Grabs his chaos emerald* Chaos control! *Teleports himself, and Rainbow Dash off the bridge*
Shadow: *Stomping on the fuse, trying to put it out*
Sean: *Watching Shadow from Rainbow Dash's cloudhouse*
Rainbow Dash: *Next to Sean*
Sean: Like fireworks? Then you'll love this.
Shadow: *Can't put out the fuse, so he grabs the dynamite, and tries to throw it out of the blimp, but the dynamite goes off, and the blimp blows up*
Rainbow Dash: Oh wow!
Sean: I told you you'd like it.
Back at the train tracks.
Master Sword: *Sees the blimp on the train tracks* Oh no!! I'm not cleaning that up!!!!
Sean: All of Eggman's army either retreated, or ended up dead.
Rainbow Dash: Does this mean we win?
Sean: For the time being.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah!!
Sean: *Laughs, but holds his chest in pain*
The wound from Blaze's ax started to hurt.
Sean: *Goes to a couch, and lays down*
Rainbow Dash: Are you alright?
Sean: I think so. *Looks at Rainbow Dash's wings* You're not in really good shape yourself. Your wings are broken.
Rainbow Dash: I know. I'll be okay. What about you?
Sean: Get a doctor, and let's find out.
Rainbow Dash: *Goes to get a doctor*
Meanwhile in Mobius.
Eggman: *In his office, and is very unhappy*
Robot: Sir, did everything turn out to be okay?
Eggman: NO!!! Sean has become allies with a group of ponies in a world called Equestria!! For all I know, he's making plans with them to attack us! Even worse, Sonic is still out there!!!!
Robot: What should we do sir?
Eggman: Get more Nazis, clone them, along with their weapons, supplies, vehicles, and resources! I will get that gray son of a bitch! I WILL!!!
The End
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Doctor Eggman's base in Mobius.
Eggman: *Returns to his base in his Teleporting Time Machine*
Robot 35: Welcome back Doctor Eggman. Did you succeed in getting us mechanics from Germany?
Eggman: Not exactly. *Walks out of the Teleporting time machine* I found soldiers.
Nazis: *Walk out of the Teleporting time machine with supplies*
Robot 35: How did you get these guys?
Eggman: I accidentally time traveled into 1939, and I am glad I made that accident. These guys are ruthless. Now, we must find Sonic's cousin!
At Sonic's house
Sonic: *Inside his house watching Sean pack his things in his car*
Tails: *Helping Sean pack his things* I'm going to miss you.
Sean: I'm going to miss you too. *Checks his list* Okay, that's everything.
Tails: *Closes the trunk*
Sean: Take good care of Sonic for me, okay? Make sure Amy doesn't kill him with her hammer.
Tails: *Laughing*
Sonic: *Opens a window* Where are you gonna go to hide from Eggman?
Sean: I don't know. I'll tell you once I find out. *Gets into his car, and drives away.*
My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born on December 23, 1996 in Mobius. It's a very nice place, but it often gets attacked by a guy named Eggman. I'm hiding from him, because he wants to turn me into a robot, because of my strength. If he did that, he would win the war against my cousin. The war started, because Eggman wanted to kill every single animal, and replace them with robots.
Sean: *Stops his car, thinking about where to go. He is holding a chaos emerald* I was never good with this, but here we go. Chaos control. *Teleports out of Mobius.*
I ended up in a place called Equestria. I had no idea where it was, or who the people were. When I got there, I realized everyone that lived there was a talking pony.
Sean: *Turns off his car, and gets out* A town full of talking horses, and they're all in different colors.
Pinkie Pie: *Cheerfully bouncing to Sean* Guten tag, ich bin Pinkie Pie!
Sean: Can you speak English please?
Pinkie Pie: Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie.
Sean: Where am I?
Pinkie Pie: You are in Ponyville. *Sees Sean's car* I like your car.
Sean: Wanna drive it?
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes glowing as she smiles*
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Pinkie Pie: *Starts the car, and revs the engine*
Sean: *Sitting next to Pinkie Pie* Alright, now what you wanna do is-
Pinkie Pie: I've driven a car before silly. *Floors it*
Sean: *Sees smoke coming from the back tires* You're burning rubber.
Pinkie Pie: *Drifts to the left at an intersection*
Sean: Do you drive like this all of the time?
Pinkie Pie: Nah, only when I drive cool cars like this. I make lots of money for it at car shows.
This pink pony surprised me with her driving skills. She could drift, burn rubber, and also do this...
Pinkie Pie: *Spins the car at 180 degrees, and goes backwards*
Sean: *Impressed*
Pinkie Pie: Watch this. *Drives onto a field of grass, spins the car at 180 degrees again, and drives forward toward two trees*
Sean: Don't crash this.
Pinkie Pie: *Drifting a figure 8 around the two trees. Not a single scratch gets put on the car*
Stop the song
Pinkie Pie: *Stops at Sugarcube corner* I can tell you're new here. We never had hedgehogs in this town before.
Sean: Well you said this town was called Ponyville, so I'm not surprised.
Pinkie Pie: I'll be right back. *Walks into Sugarcube Corner*
Sean: I wonder what she's getting. *Gets out of his car, and stands next to it*
Pinkie Pie: *Has a wagon, and hits a red buttton on it*
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Sean: *Watching Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Starts to dance, and sing* Welcome welcome welcome, a fine welcome to you. Welcome welcome welcome, I say how do you do? Welcome welcome welcome, I say hip hip hooray. Welcome welcome welcome, to Ponyville today. Wait for it.
Sean: *Sees a blast of confetti* Whoa. *Smiles* That was awesome.
Pinkie Pie: Yay!! *Hugs Sean* I'm so glad I made a new friend today. What do you say we have a party?
Sean: That sounds good, and all, but I'm kinda tired. Can the party wait until tomorrow?
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Are you sure?
Sean: Yeah, I'm sure. Plus, I'd like to know more people around here. I'll be back here tomorrow. *Gets in his car* I promise. *Drives away*
I really was tired. I'd find a vacant part of town, sleep in my car, and when that was over, I'd go around to meet more of the residents in Ponyville.
On Mobius.
Eggman: Were you watching Sean when he left Sonic's house?
Nazi 36: Yeah, but he disappeared.
Eggman: Was he using chaos control?
Nazi 36: We have no idea.
Eggman: Did you see him with a chaos emerald?
Nazi 52: We couldn't see inside the car.
Nazi 36: It's possible he used chaos control.
Eggman: Let's start searching for him in different worlds then.
When I woke up, I saw someone standing in front of my car, staring at me with a smile.
Sean: *Gets out of his car* Who the hell are you?
Rainbow Dash: I'm Rainbow Dash, and my friend Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Sean: Is that so?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. So, where did you come from?
Sean: Mobius.
Rainbow Dash: I'm not sure if I heard of that place.
Sean: It's a different world.
Rainbow Dash: You mean you came here from a different planet?
Sean: Yes.
Rainbow Dash: *Laughs* I don't believe you.
Sean: How about you come into my car, and I'll prove to you that I'm not lying?
Rainbow Dash: Okay.
We both got into my car, and I grabbed the chaos emerald.
Sean: Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and Rainbow Dash into Tatooine. A pod race is taking place* Star Wars?
Rainbow Dash: Whoa.
Sean: And here's a place I often like to visit. Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and Rainbow Dash into Earth* The human world, also known as Earth.
Rainbow Dash: *Sees a lot of humans walking around* This is kinda creepy.
Sean: Alright, then I'll take you back to your world. Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and Rainbow Dash back into Equestria* So what did you think about that?
Rainbow Dash: That was awesome!
Sean: Yes it was. So you said you were Rainbow Dash, right?
Rainbow Dash: The one, and only.
Sean: Well, it's nice to meet you. My name is Sean. Now if you don't mind, get out of my car.
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out of the car*
Sean: *Drives away*
I started feeling hungry. I wanted to find a place to eat some food.
Sean: *Stops at Fluttershy's cottage* Maybe the pony that lives here knows a good spot to eat. *Walks to the cottage, and knocks on the door*
Fluttershy: *Opens the door. She's nervous, so she whispers* Uh, can I help you?
Sean: What did you say?
Fluttershy: *Still whispering* What?
Sean: What?
Well, this was stupid. We stood there for half a minute saying what to each other.
Sean: Never mind, I'm outta here. *Walks to his car, and drives away* I'll find a spot on my own.
I drove to Sweet Apple Acres. Up ahead, three fillies were running by the dirt road.
Applebloom: *Running* Y'all can't catch me.
Sweetie Belle: *Sees Sean's car* Whoa, that's cool.
Scootaloo: I think I know how we'll get our cutie mark today girls.
They stood in front of me blocking my path.
Sean: *Stops his car* What are you doing? *Gets out of his car* Will you get out of the way please?
Applebloom: How did you get that car?
Scootaloo: Did you make it yourself?
Sean: I didn't. I got it for free as a reward for stopping a bad guy from destroying a city.
Sweetie Belle: Who was the bad guy you were fighting?
Sean: Doctor Eggman. I doubt you three heard of him. He's from a different world.
Scootaloo: You're right. I never heard of him.
Just then, Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon appeared, and they were going to do what they usually do around the CMC.
Diamond Tiara: Well well well, looks like the blank flanks are still blank after all.
Silver Spoon: *Looks at Sean* And who is this guy?
Sean: Look, you two seem intelligent. Do you know what it means to go away?
Diamond Tiara: Not until we make fun of these three for not having their cutie mark.
Sean: Cutie mark? What the hell is that? That sounds like the dumbest thing ever. I feel sorry that you have one.
No one has ever said that to Diamond Tiara. She was shocked by this, and walked away with Silver Spoon.
Sean: Do they always bully you three like that?
Sweetie Belle: Not always, but whenever they see us they do.
Sean: I'm sure that is what always means.
Applebloom: Girls, I'm actually hungry. What do you say we grab some lunch?
Sean: I'm hungry too. Where's a good spot to eat in this town?
Applebloom: Sweet Apple Acres. Follow us. *Runs to Sweet Apple Acres with her friends*
Sean: *Follows in his car*
Later at Sweet Apple Acres.
Applejack: *Making Apple Pies*
Big Macintosh: *Making Apple Cider*
Applejack: After we finish all of this, we'll get back to work.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Applebloom: *Arrives with Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo* Applejack, guess what?!
Applejack: Whoa, you look very excited. What happened?
Sweetie Belle: Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon bullied us again.
Scootaloo: But this hedgehog with a sweet car made them stop.
Applejack: What are you talking about?
Sean: *Walks toward Applejack* Hi. I'm the hedgehog your daughter is talking about.
Applejack: Daughter? *Looks at Applebloom* Oh, you must mean Applebloom. She's my little sister.
Sean: No offense, but she looks too young to be your sister.
Applejack: *Laughs* None taken partner. What can I do for you?
Sean: Your sister says I can get a decent lunch here.
Applebloom: What do you say AJ? Make him something that'll knock his socks off.
Applejack: Well, I just did finish making apple pies.
Big Macintosh: And I made apple cider.
Sean: That sounds good enough to me.
I sat down with Applebloom, her family, and friends. Together, we had apple pie, and apple cider. It was the best lunch I ever had. When I finished, I said that to Applejack.
Applejack: I appreciate it.
Sean: *Stands up* That was great, and all, but I gotta go. There are some other ponies I would like to meet.
Applejack: Have you met Rarity yet?
Sean: No, what is she like?
Applejack: A neat freak sex addict.
Sean: Two bad things combined in one. I'll be careful. Thank you. *Leaves*
Applebloom: Applejack, what's a sex addict?
Applejack: *Sighs* Why did I say that outloud?
Doctor Eggman had a meeting with some of his soldiers.
Eggman: We will have three groups. Shadow, your group will search Earth.
Shadow: Yes doctor.
Eggman: Blaze, take your group around Mobius. It's possible Sean is still here.
Blaze: Yes doctor.
Eggman: I found a place called Equestria. My group will search there. Get your things ready, and prepare to teleport in half an hour.
Shadow: Will do doctor.
Blaze: Yes doctor.
Nazis: *Saluting Eggman* Heil Eggman! Wait. Isn't it Heil Hitler?
Eggman: He's not your leader anymore! I am! Heil Eggman!!
Nazis: Heil Eggman!!
Back in Equestria
Twilight Sparkle: *Looking at the stars with her telescope* This isn't easy to do in broad daylight. I never should have tried to race Rainbow Dash. My wings hurt, and I'm going to miss the deadline for Celestia's assignment.
Diamond Tiara: *Barges into Twilight Sparkle's castle with Silver Spoon* Twilight!
Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, what is it?!
Silver Spoon: We need your help!!
I was driving my car around Equestria when this happened.
Sean: *Sees the fuel meter is low* I better stop to refuel. *Stops his car on the side of the road. He doesn't realize that he stopped in front of Rarity's boutique*
Rarity: *Watching Sean*
Sean: *Opens the trunk of his car, and grabs a jerry can. He opens the gas tank on his car, and refuels his car*
Rarity: *Walks towards Sean. She doesn't stop until she's right next to him* Excuse me.
Sean: Yes?
Rarity: Who are you?
Sean: That depends. Who are you?
Rarity: I'm Rarity.
Sean: *Eyes widen as he finishes refueling his car*
Applejack's words starting echoing through my head.
Applejack: Have you met Rarity yet?
Sean: No, what is she like?
Applejack: A neat freak sex addict.
Sean: Two bad things combined in one. I'll be careful.
I snap back into reality, and stare at the white unicorn.
Sean: Do you know Applejack?
Rarity: Yes.
Sean: She says you're a sex addict. Is that true?
Rarity: Oh yes. I'm not afraid to admit it.
Sean: (Shit.)
Rarity: As a matter of fact, I want to have sex with you right now.
Sean: We just met for crying out loud!!
Twilight Sparkle: *Teleports to Sean's left side with Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon*
Diamond Tiara: That's him!!
Sean: *Stares at Twilight* May I help you?
Twilight Sparkle: Is it true that you threatened to kill these two?
Sean: What the hell are you talking about? They were making fun of Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo, and I simply told them to stop.
Silver Spoon: He's lying!!
Sean: You're lying!
Twilight Sparkle: I'm afraid I'll have to arrest you.
Sean: Arrest this! *Punches Twilight in the face, and gets into his car. He drives away at high speed*
Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, watch the two filllies while I chase that monster. *Flies after Sean*
Rarity: *Stares at Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon* So, would you like to go into my boutique, and "see something grand?"
During the chase between me, and Twilight Sparkle
Sean: Why can't that purple asshole just listen to me?
Twilight Sparkle: *Shoots two lasers, hitting the roof of Sean's car*
Sean: *Lowers his window, and turns left. He uses his .44 Magnum to shoot at Twilight twice*
Twilight Sparkle: *Gets hit in the wing, and falls down*
Sean: *Turns around, and drives towards Twilight. He gets out of the car, and looks at her* Now I didn't want to do that, but you gave me no choice. If you don't believe my side of the story, ask Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo.
Twilight Sparkle: *Angry* You mean those two lied to me?!
Sean: I'm afraid so.
Twilight Sparkle: When I get my hooves on them... I'm really sorry.
Sean: Don't blame yourself for not believing me. It's a common mistake hundreds of people have made. *Looks at his watch* Actually, I think it's time I go have that party Pinkie Pie wanted to throw for me. She's celebrating our new friendship.
Twilight Sparkle: *Heals her injuries with her magic* Oh, you met Pinkie Pie already?
Sean: Yes. She was the first one that I met. Then there was Rainbow Dash, then Fluttershy, then Applejack, her brother, her sister, and her sister's two friends, and I also unfortunately met Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon. You, and Rarity are the first two unicorns I have met.
Twilight Sparkle: Actually, I'm an alicorn.
Sean: What's that?
Twilight Sparkle: A unicorn with wings.
Sean: I see. Tell me, why do you have wings, and a horn?
Twilight Sparkle: I'm a princess.
Sean: Then in that case, I'm pleased to meet you. I better go tell Pinkie Pie to start the party. Can you get as many ponies as you can to come?
Twilight Sparkle: You can count on me. *Flies away*
Sean: *Gets in his car* Well, I'm glad nothing bad happened. *Drives away*
Sugarcube Corner was empty by the time I got there.
Sean: *Looks around* Hello? Anyone?
Pinkie Pie: *Pops out of nowhere with confetti* Surprise!!
Ponies: *Running down the stairs*
Sean: How did you get everyone here so quickly?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I broke the 4th wall.
Sean: *Looks at the reader* I can see that. I hope you're enjoying the story, because I sure am.
After breaking the 4th wall, we started to party.
Sean: *Grabbing a plate of chips, and sees Rainbow Dash* Hey, it's you.
Rainbow Dash: *Looks at Sean* Wha-, oh hey. I remember you.
Sean: How could you not remember me? We teleported to different places together.
Staring at Rainbow Dash, I thought she was beautiful.
Sean: You look very beautiful.
Rainbow Dash: *Blushes* I never thought of myself as that. I always thought of myself looking awesome.
Sean: Well, you look awesome too.
Rainbow Dash: Thanks.
Now time for the big question. I know we just met, but I wanted her to be mine. So I said..
Sean: Would you like to go on a date?
Rainbow Dash: You mean you want me to be your special somepony?
Sean: Yeah, whatever it's called. I want you to be my girlfriend.
Rainbow Dash: Okay.
Score!
Rainbow Dash: So, what do we do on dates?
Sean: Lots of things. I'll show you when the party ends.
Two hours later, in Appleloosa.
Eggman: *With 35 Nazis. They are in two trucks, and two airplanes* We searched everywhere, and no sign of that grey hedgehog!
Nazi 3: Sir, there is a place we haven't looked at yet.
Eggman: Where?
Nazi 3: Ponyville.
Eggman: Let's look for it then!! Pilots, search Cloudsdale! We haven't looked there either!
Pilots: Jawohl Doctor! *Flying their airplanes to Cloudsdale*
Eggman: Sean the hedgehog won't stand a chance against me, and my army! We will defeat him!! *Laughing*
After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.
Twilight Sparkle: You know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?
Later in Rainbow Dash's cloudhouse.
Sean: Why don't you just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? You didn't really have to carry me.
Rainbow Dash: Good idea, I'll try that. So what do you want to do?
Sean: You'll see, get on the bed. *Walks to a radio*
Rainbow Dash: *Laying down on the bed*
Sean: *Puts in a CD that plays classic Rock & Roll music*
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Sean: *Lays with Rainbow Dash, and puts a blanket over them*
Rainbow Dash: Wait, what-
Sean: *Kisses Rainbow Dash* Just trust me. You'll love this. *Gets on top of Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Moaning* This hurts.
Sean: Give it some time. Have you ever done this before?
Rainbow Dash: No.
Sean: Well that explains it.
Stop the song, and play this one: link
Eggman: *Pushes a pony into a building* Where is Sean The Hedgehog?!
Pony: What the hell are you talking about?!
Nazis: *Shoot the pony with MP40's, and kills him*
Meanwhile at Sweet Apple Acres
Applejack: *Harvesting crops*
Nazi: *Knocks out Applejack*
Fluttershy's cottage
Fluttershy: *Putting chicken food on the ground for her chickens*
Nazis: *Arrive, and arrest Fluttershy* You are under arrest until we find Sean The Hedgehog!
Fluttershy: *Remembers Sean from the party, and gets worried*
Stop the song.
Eggman: *Standing by Sugarcube Corner*
Nazis: Mein feuhrer, we have not found Sean anywhere.
Eggman: Keep looking! Get more airplanes!!
Pinkie Pie: *Inside Sugarcube Corner, talking to Celestia* She just robbed me, saying she needed it more, because she's a princess.
Celestia: I see. Anything else you want to talk to me about?
Pinkie Pie: *Spots Eggman with Nazis, and ducks behind the counter* Humans with guns. Send Royal Guards here quickly.
Later, the sun was setting, and two Nazis in airplanes were half a mile away from Rainbow Dash's cloudhouse.
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Sean: *Laying in bed with Rainbow Dash* This is too hot. *Takes off the blanket*
Rainbow Dash: But the people watching this-
Sean: Sh, no one can see us from up here.
Rainbow Dash: Okay.
Nazi Pilots: *Flying toward Rainbow Dash's cloudhouse*
Sean: Can you go all the way?
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Nazi Pilots: *Flying toward Rainbow Dash's cloudhouse*
Sean: *Hears the airplanes* Wait a minute. *Gets off the bed, and turns off the music*
Rainbow Dash: What's going on?
Sean: Get off of there! *Pulls Rainbow Dash off the bed*
Rainbow Dash: But I don't understand!
Nazi Pilot: *See Sean in the cloudhouse* Shoot that window. *Shoots at the cloudhouse*
Nazi Pilot 2: *Shoots at the cloudhouse*
Sean: *Seeing the bullets go through the walls, and ceiling in the house* Let's go, get out of here!!
Nazi Pilots: *Pass the cloudhouse, and turn around to make another attack*
Rainbow Dash: *Leaves the cloudhouse with Sean*
Sean: In the car! *Gets into his car with Rainbow Dash, and drives away*
Rainbow Dash: Tank!!
Sean: Where?
Rainbow Dash: My pet tortoise!! Aw dammit, I hope he's okay!
Nazi Pilots: *Flying toward Sean's car*
Tank: *Flying toward Rainbow Dash*
Sean: I see him!
Rainbow Dash: *Looks at Tank, and waves at him* Come on Tank! Over here!
Sean: These pilots are annoying! *Stops the car, and grabs his M249 machine gun. He shoots both pilots in their planes, and watches them fly past, crashing into the ground*
Rainbow Dash: *Opens the door*
Tank: *Gets in the car*
Rainbow Dash: Good job Tank! *Hugs him* I'm so glad you're okay.
Sean: *Drives* Any holes in him?
Rainbow Dash: None. He's fine. Thankfully, you killed those pilots before they could shoot him.
Sean: Where do we go from here?
Rainbow Dash: Twilight's castle.
At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.
Celestia: Why'd you do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money more then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting you be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*
The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.
Luna: What did you do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. You changed my voice man!
Celestia: Next time, I'll take your wings away.
Royal Guard: Princess, Rainbow Dash is arriving with a grey hedgehog.
Celestia: Who could she be with?
Twilight Sparkle: Man I know that hedgehog. He's Sean. Met him at Rarity's boutique.
Celestia: Can we trust him?
Royal Guard: She seems okay. They must be friends.
More then friends actually.
Sean: *Stops the car in front of Twilight's castle*
Royal Guards: *Standing at the front entrance* Who are you?
Rainbow Dash: It's okay, he's with me. Is Twilight here?
Royal Guard: Top floor. She's with Celestia, and Luna.
Rainbow Dash: Oh good. *Walks into the castle*
Sean: *Follows Rainbow Dash*
Royal Guard 98: *Running with bullets in his armor*
Royal Guard: What happened to you?
Royal Guard 98: Those humans Pinkie Pie mentioned. They kidnapped several ponies including Applejack, and Fluttershy. I saw them, and they nearly killed me.
Royal Guard: Is Pinkie Pie alright?
Royal Guard 98: She's safe in Sugarcube Corner.
Royal Guard: Inform the princess right away.
Royal Guard 98: *Runs into the castle*
On the top floor of the castle.
Twilight: *Sees Sean arrive with Rainbow Dash* Dash, nice of you to stop by with Sean man. You two can tell Princess Celestia to give me back my normal voice!
Sean: What happened?
Twilight: I took money from Pinkie Pie man, and she's punishing me for it.
Rainbow Dash: You mean you stole it?
Twilight: Man I didn't steal nothing!
Celestia: Then how do you explain the two grand on your dresser, that's also missing from Sugarcube Corner?
Twilight: Just a coincidence man.
Luna: We even got a video of you stealing the money.
Royal Guard 98: *Arrives* Excuse me princesses. I don't mean to interrupt, but the humans Pinkie warned us about have attacked our town, and taken several ponies hostage.
Celestia: Where's Pinkie?
Royal Guard 98: Hiding in Sugarcube Corner, but the humans have Applejack, and Fluttershy, along with other ponies.
Rainbow Dash: Oh no.
Sean: Eggman! Let's go!
Celestia: Who's that?
Sean: I'll explain on the way. *Points to the 98th Royal Guard* You, tell me where you found them!
Royal Guard 98: They've taken over Sweet Apple Acres, and some of their soldiers have also taken control of some houses nearby.
Sean: Let's go everyone, we have no time to waste!
Everyone left Twilight's castle, on their way to Sugarcube Corner, to save the ponies taken hostage.
At Sweet Apple Acres, Eggman is waiting inside the barn.
Shadow: *Arrives in the Teleporting Time Machine. He has arrived with Blaze, and ten more Nazis*
Eggman: Good. This should be enough for our reinforcements. Now, we need more vehicles. Get us some trucks, and tanks.
Shadow: Very well Doctor. *Uses Chaos Control to head back to Mobius*
Eggman: Once he returns with the vehicles, we will attack this worthless world.
It was inside the house next to the barn, where Applejack, Fluttershy, and other ponies were being held against their will.
Applejack: How many of us did you kidnap?
Nazi: Seven. Can't you count? They're all right next to you!
Applejack: *Looks to her right, and sees Fluttershy, Roseluck, Daisy, Lily, Vinyl Scratch, and Colgate*
Nazi: And tell you're white unicorn to stop being silent!
Fluttershy: But she's deaf.
Nazi: How do you know?!
Fluttershy: I've been hanging out with her for a long time, and she never says anything.
Applejack: Because she can't hear.
Nazi: I don't believe you. If she really can't say anything... *Walks toward Vinyl Scratch, pulling out a pistol in the process* She won't scream when I shoot her. *Shoots Vinyl Scratch in her leg*
Vinyl Scratch: *Holds her wound, but doesn't say anything*
Fluttershy: *Gasps* You monster!
Colgate: (Wait a minute. I'm a unicorn. I can use my magic to get rid of this guy.) *Charging her magic*
Nazi: *Shoots Colgate's horn off* Nice try. There will be no escape.
Back at the barn, Shadow returned just outside of the front entrance, with five trucks, and seven tanks.
Eggman: Good work Shadow. Now I have another job for you. Some of our soldiers have started building a blimp while you were away. Help them finish.
Shadow: Yes doctor. *Goes to the back of the barn*
Sean: *With Rainbow Dash, Twilight, Celestia, and three royal guards hiding behind trees* They got trucks, and tanks. We need to be careful.
Twilight: Man, how we gonna stop them?
Sean: Everyone, except for me, and Rainbow Dash can use magic. The two of us will use guns. *Gives Rainbow Dash a Smith & Wesson 500* Don't underestimate it's power.
Rainbow Dash: *Nods*
Shadow: *Gathering materials as quick as a flash, and builds the Blimp so fast that it only takes 2 minutes to get the job done* Finished.
Nazis: *Clapping* Well done.
They heard gunshots.
Nazis: Scheiße. *Run into the barn*
Shadow: *Following them*
Eggman: It's Sean The Hedgehog! He's got some of those ponies helping him!!!
Nazis: Let's go!! *Running to collect their weapons*
Sean: *Shooting Nazis with his machine gun*
Nazis: *On the second floor of the barn, returning fire*
Sean: *Lays down to avoid being shot, and shoots them*
Nazis: *Fall on the ground*
Eggman: STOP THEM!!!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots Eggman in the foot*
Eggman: Ah! *Falls down, and crawls to cover*
Blaze: Let's go!! *Holding two pistols, and kills three royal guards with them*
Eggman: Blaze, Shadow, bring three soldiers with you, and retreat in the blimp. *Gets into the Teleporting Time Machine, and returns to Mobius*
Blaze: How do we get back?
Shadow: With this. *Holding a chaos emerald* Let's get out of here. *Runs away with his army*
Celestia: They're running away.
Rainbow Dash: Let's get them!
Sean: Dash, you're going with me. The rest of you go save those prisoners. *Runs with Rainbow Dash*
Applejack: *Sad. She is worried she will be shot like Colgate, and Vinyl Scratch*
Celestia: *Breaks down the door, and kills the Nazi with her magic*
Twilight: Yo, everyone okay?!
Applejack: Twilight? Why are you talking like an African Equestrian?
Twilight: *Sighs* Looong story.
Shadow, and Blaze took off in the blimp.
Sean: *Stops running with Rainbow Dash, looking at the blimp take off, then he sees ropes attached to the blimp* Fly up there, I'm using the rope to make my appearance. *Runs toward the rope, jumps up, and starts climbing*
Rainbow Dash: *Flies to the blimp*
Nazi 34: Sir, we have company.
Shadow: *Looks out the window*
Blaze: *Flying the blimp*
Shadow: *Sees Sean climbing the rope, and Rainbow Dash flying towards them* This is not good. You three take care of the blue horse. I'll talk to Blaze, and see what she can do on taking down Sean. *Walks to Blaze*
Nazis: *Aiming at Rainbow Dash, and shooting at her*
Rainbow Dash: *Avoids getting shot, and kicks the door open*
Nazis: She's inside!
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks a Nazi, takes his gun, and shoots the other two*
Shadow: Sean's almost here. Head towards that bridge.
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Now the bridge Shadow wanted Blaze to fly at looked exactly like the Brooklyn Bridge, but instead of going over a river, it was going over twenty train tracks.
Blaze: This will hurt him more then me. *Laughs*
Shadow: You're too low, go up.
Blaze: *Flies up*
Rainbow Dash: *Tries to open the door to the cockpit, but it's locked*
Shadow: Must be one of our guys. *Goes to open the door, and unlocks it*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks the door open, and wrestles Shadow*
Shadow: Hey! *Moves towards Blaze, and makes her land the top of the bridge*
Pause the song.
Sean: *Loses his grip on the rope, and lands on an arch going to the top of the bridge. A train goes under the bridge as he starts walking to the top*
Shadow: *Pushes Rainbow Dash into a window so hard that it breaks her wings*
Rainbow Dash: *Punches Shadow, and knocks him out*
Blaze: *Sees Sean climbing towards her, and looks at Rainbow Dash*
Continue the song.
Sean: *Almost at the top*
Rainbow Dash: *Gets outside of the blimp*
Blaze: *Runs out with an ax*
Sean: Dash, behind you!
Blaze: *Swings the ax at Rainbow Dash but misses*
Rainbow Dash: Ah! *Loses her footing, and falls down*
Sean: *Grabs Rainbow Dash's front legs* Stand on something!!
Rainbow Dash: *Puts her back hooves on part of the bridge so she can stand* Look out!!
Blaze: *About to swing her ax*
Sean: *Moves back*
Blaze: *Hits the bridge between her, and Sean*
Sean: *Punches Blaze*
Blaze: *Grabs Sean, and pushes him towards a cable*
Sean: Whoa! *Almost falls, but grabs the cable*
Rainbow Dash: *Watching the fight*
Blaze: *Chokes Sean with the ax*
Sean: *Tries to push Blaze off of him*
Blaze: *Laughing*
Sean: *Punches Blaze*
Blaze: AH! *Moves back*
Sean: *Gets back on his feet, and kicks Blaze*
Blaze: *Falls down, but gets back up, and tries to push Rainbow Dash off the bridge*
Rainbow Dash: Ah!
Sean: *Moves Blaze away from Rainbow Dash*
Meanwhile inside the blimp.
Shadow: *Opening his eyes*
Sean & Blaze: *Grabbing, and kicking each other. Three trains pass under the bridge*
Shadow: *Slowly standing up*
Blaze: *Swinging her ax, and it hits Sean in his chest*
Sean: Ah!! *Kicks Blaze, and falls down*
We both grabbed onto a cable, but we were on opposite sides of the arch.
Blaze: *Hits Sean's cable with the ax once, then four more times*
Sean: *Grabs the ax, and takes it out of Blaze's hands*
Blaze: *Holding onto the arch, and nine trains slowly pass under the bridge*
Shadow: *Walks out of the blimp, and sees Blaze*
Blaze: *Close to falling off the bridge*
Shadow: Blaze!!!! Blaze!!!!
Blaze: *Laughs at the mention of her name*
Skip the song to 2:21
Blaze: *Falls off the bridge*
Shadow: Uh oh.
Blaze: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Lands between two trains*
Pause the song
Master Sword: *Walks to Blaze* Hey!! You don't work on the Railroad. What are you doing here?!
Blaze: Dying. What are you doing here?!
Master Sword: A very brief cameo.
Blaze: I wish that's what I was doing. *Dies*
Continue the song
Sean: *Pulls Rainbow Dash next to him*
Shadow: *Grabs a Desert Eagle*
Sean: Dash, get under the arch. *Stands on part of the bridge under the arch with Rainbow Dash*
Shadow: *Fires seven bullets, and runs out of ammo*
Sean: *Gets back onto the arch with Rainbow Dash*
Shadow: *Walks into the blimp*
Rainbow Dash: What do we do to stop him?
Sean: Still have that gun I gave you?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah.
Shadow: *Walks to the end of the blimp, and grabs seven sticks of dynamite tied together with rope*
Sean: *Takes the gun*
Shadow: *Walks out of the blimp while lighting up the dynamite*
Sean: There he is.
Rainbow Dash: What do we do?!
Sean: *Shoots Shadow in the leg*
Shadow: *Falls into the blimp with the dynamite*
Sean: *Grabs his chaos emerald* Chaos control! *Teleports himself, and Rainbow Dash off the bridge*
Shadow: *Stomping on the fuse, trying to put it out*
Sean: *Watching Shadow from Rainbow Dash's cloudhouse*
Rainbow Dash: *Next to Sean*
Sean: Like fireworks? Then you'll love this.
Shadow: *Can't put out the fuse, so he grabs the dynamite, and tries to throw it out of the blimp, but the dynamite goes off, and the blimp blows up*
Rainbow Dash: Oh wow!
Sean: I told you you'd like it.
Back at the train tracks.
Master Sword: *Sees the blimp on the train tracks* Oh no!! I'm not cleaning that up!!!!
Sean: All of Eggman's army either retreated, or ended up dead.
Rainbow Dash: Does this mean we win?
Sean: For the time being.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah!!
Sean: *Laughs, but holds his chest in pain*
The wound from Blaze's ax started to hurt.
Sean: *Goes to a couch, and lays down*
Rainbow Dash: Are you alright?
Sean: I think so. *Looks at Rainbow Dash's wings* You're not in really good shape yourself. Your wings are broken.
Rainbow Dash: I know. I'll be okay. What about you?
Sean: Get a doctor, and let's find out.
Rainbow Dash: *Goes to get a doctor*
Meanwhile in Mobius.
Eggman: *In his office, and is very unhappy*
Robot: Sir, did everything turn out to be okay?
Eggman: NO!!! Sean has become allies with a group of ponies in a world called Equestria!! For all I know, he's making plans with them to attack us! Even worse, Sonic is still out there!!!!
Robot: What should we do sir?
Eggman: Get more Nazis, clone them, along with their weapons, supplies, vehicles, and resources! I will get that gray son of a bitch! I WILL!!!
The End
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