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Sean: Welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We will not be here next Friday since that is the first Saturday of the month of July, but we will see you on the 13th. And now, here's The Seven-Ups.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Seven Ups

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
Other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer*
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
Stallion: *Carrying a vase as he walks downstairs*
Buddy: *Looks at the stallion carrying the vase*
Delivery Mare: *Enters store* Good afternoon, where do you want this water?
Store Owner: Over there would be nice.
Delivery Mare: *carrying water to cooler*
Buddy: *Trips delivery mare*

With the sound of breaking glass, and splashing water, the delivery mare dropped the water

Delivery mare: Oh, damnit!
Stallion: *puts vase on table*
Buddy: *sees wet suit* Look at this! You got my three piece suit wet you loser!
Delivery mare: I'm a loser?
Buddy: Yes you! For getting my suit all wet!
store owner: Woah, hey now. This was just an accident. Why don't we all calm down here?
delivery mare: An accident *laughs* He tripped me!
Buddy: That's a damn lie, you pushed me!
Police: *enter store* Hello everypony. What's going on here?
Buddy: We fooled the suspects into thinking that we were having an argument.
Store owner: What?
Stallion: Seriously?
Police: Nice work sargent.
Stallion: Sargent? These two are cops!
window washer: *grabs vase from table*
store owner: ??
window washer: Present *throws vase to police*
Police: Fine work you four.
Store Owner: Thank you very much.
Stallion: Oh, you too?!
Police: You are under arrest for stealing this vase.
Stallion: Stealing?! I bought it with my own money!!
Police: Tell that to the judge *put stallion in police car*

Time to meet the team

Buddy, You all know him. He is the leader of a secret NYPD organization

Ringo, she was the one disguised as a delivery mare. She's great with blending in anywhere you want her to

Sigmund, the one that looked like the store owner. He is excellent with any type of combat, and is not to be messed with at all times

Click-clack, Though he has an unusual name, Click-clack is a tough stallion. The reason he has his name is because he was born in the Chinatown section of Manehattan.

Together, these four are in NYPD's secret organization, The Seven Up's.

Two police officers walked to the police chief. Buddy was near getting a cup of water

Cop 1: Sir, we need to talk to you.
Cheif: What is it?
Cop 2: What those seven up's did was not how we do police work.
Cheif: You two bastards have been saying that for the last 23 times now. Give it a rest.
Buddy: *walks to cheif*
Cheif: Ignore them Buddy, you did fantastic.
Buddy: Yeah. They're just jealous. *goes to seven up's room*
Sigmund: Hey. What's good Bud?
Click-Clack: I don't understand how he lives in Manehattan, but likes the Oakland Raiders.
Buddy: I'm telling you, they're the best football team in all of Equestria.
Ringo: You stallions, and your sports. We need to focus on our next target. Rice Limbo, and Clint Miller.
Buddy: I've got a hunch there's somepony that can tell us about those two. I'll be back.

Buddy left the headquarters, and went towards the manehattan bridge. Another pony was waiting for him.

Buddy: *looks at river* Remember when we used to swim in that shit?
Vito: Yeah, I can remember being in that poisonous water. We were colts, we had no clue what we were doing.
Buddy: *smiles* Yeah, that's true. How is your wife?
Vito: She's good. I'm taking her to a play tonight.
Buddy: Oh yeah? Which one?
Vito: The Lion King
Buddy: Oh wow, hope you stay alive during the entire thing.
Vito: Yeah. I tried talking my wife out of it, but she refused. I wonder how many others are being dragged out to see that terrible shit.
Buddy: Hopefully none. Uh, listen. What do you know about Rice Limbo, and Clint Miller?
Vito: I know one of them operates his own organization. I think it's Rice that operates it.
Buddy: What about Miller?
Vito: He's Rice's Capo. You're dealing with a mafia here.
Buddy: Oh wow. This could be fun. Well, I have to go. Bye Vito *walks off*
Vito: Oh hey! Do you have that $50 you owe me?
Buddy: Oh sure, here *gives Vito $50*
Vito: Thanks *walks away*
Buddy: *walks other direction*

Why don't we go check on Rice Limbo, and Clint Miller?

On a dark night in some some suburban part of Manehattan, Rice, and Clint were waiting for someone in a big black car.

enemy mob boss: *walks out of house*
Clint: That's him.
Rice: Hello sir, how are you?
enemy mob boss: Who are you?
Rice: Your escorts for the evening. Inside the car.
enemy mob boss: *enters car*
Rice: *gets in car, and drives*
Enemy mob boss: Look, what's going on here?
Rice & Clint: *ignore boss*
Enemy mob boss: Just let me go man. I swear I didn't do shit!
Rice: Ok, we'll let you go, after we get our money.

The next morning, in a hotel

Cop 1: *looking at money*
NYPD cheif: Well, you did great tracking down the crook who stole all this dough. Now we take it down to headquarters.
Cop 1: Alright, let's take my car.

The two ponies then left the apartment, and were on their way to headquarters, but the cop wanted to stop at a car wash

Cop 1: I need to wash my car.
NYPD Cheif: What about the money?
Cop 1: It's in the trunk. *drives up to cashier*
Cashier: Full wash, or regular?
Cop 1: Regular.
Cashier: $1.50
Cop 1: *pays for car wash*

The cop's car went into the car wash, and then, Rice's gang moved in to get the money.

gangsters: *put cuffs on doorhandles*
Cop 1: *still going through car wash*
Gangsters: *unlock trunk*
NYPD Cheif: Hey. Someponies are behind our car!
Cop 1: There's a hook moving this car! I can't go backwards!
Gangsters: *take off*
NYPD Cheif: After them!! *tries to open door*
Cop 1: *tries to open door* They put handcuffs on the doorhandles!!
NYPD Cheif: We can't get out?
Cop 1: NO!

Later that afternoon

Mob boss: Ok. Now will you let me go?
Rice: Sure. *drives into train yard*
Mob boss: What are you doing?
Rice: Letting you go. That's what you wanted right? *stops car*
Clint: Get out *pushes mob boss*
Rice: *drives away*
Mob boss: *Stands up* You motherbuckers!!

Rice's next part of his plan was to kidnap a police officer. Buddy, and his group was nearby

Buddy: I heard we're supposed to get a snowstorm in a couple of days.
Ringo: Oh no
Buddy: We shouldn't be getting much.
Cop 2: *walking down street*
Rice: *pulls up*

Rice, and Clint stole a cop car, and were dressed as police officers.

Rice: Excuse me, sir?
Cop 2: What?
Rice: *punches cop*
Clint: *puts cop in car*
Buddy: Whoa. What's going on there? *runs off*
Cop 3: What are you doing?
Rice: This stallion is disguised as a cop, and is being arrested for interfering with the police *drives off*
Buddy: *shows police badge* What just happened?
Cop 3: Some officers just arrested a pony disguised as an officer.
Buddy: That can't be right. Those two ponies were the ones disguised as cops, and were Rice Limbo, and Clint Miller.
Cop 3: *thinking* Hey, you're right. They looked exactly like Rice, and Clint! But what are they doing with that officer?
Buddy: No clue.

later, at the botanical gardens

tour guide: These trees came from Maredagascar. They were called cocoa trees. Can you guess what grew off cocoa trees?
colts & fillies: Cocoa beans!
tour guide: Very good.

At another part of the gardens.

Vito: *looking at plants*
Clint: *Arrives* What can you tell us about that cop we just kidnapped?
Vito: He's the only one that knows about you. All the other cops have no idea who you are.
Clint: Not even Buddy?
Vito: Nope. Not even him.
Clint: Good. I knew we could count on you. Now just make sure he doesn't find out about us. Got it?
Vito: Clint, I promise you, I won't forget. Even though you forgot about the $50 you owe me.
Clint: When did I owe you that much? Oh never mind, here's your dough *gives Vito money*
Vito: Thank you.
Clint: Yeah, no problem. *walks away*

After Clint met with Vito at the botanical gardens, he went with Rice to leave the cop somewhere.

Cop: Where are you taking me?
Rice: Shut up.
Cop: You better let me go, or I'll call for back up.
Clint: *takes walkie talkie* Yeah. Nice try.
Cop: *points gun* Yes it was. Give that back to me.
Rice: *uses magic to take gun* Now you're not armed.
Clint: And you will do exactly what we say.
Cop: What is it?

Next morning at a train yard

Rice: *stops car*
Clint: *pushes cop out of car*
Cop: *laying on ground*
Clint: Say good bye. *shoots Cop's head*

Meanwhile, at a football field

Buddy: *walks along bleachers*
Vito: *sitting on bleachers*
Buddy: I can't believe no pony plays here anymore.
Vito: Yeah, it's a great field.
Buddy: Or at least it was, until we graduated from this school. Now how is Manehattan going to teach the high school students how to play football?
Vito: I guess they're not.
Buddy: That's just awful. Football is the greatest game in all of Equestria.
Vito: Actually it's baseball. Sorry dude, but it is.
Buddy: Whatever. I need to know where Rice, and Clint are going to be tomorrow.
Vito: They're having some kind of funeral tomorrow morning at the Elswidge Church.
Buddy: Elswidge? I don't think I heard of it.
Vito: It's on 4th street. Can't miss it.
Buddy: Alright. Thanks *walks off*

It had just snowed barely an inch, and now we are focusing on the protagonists, as most of them are waiting in a house.

Sigmund is disguised as one of the hearse drivers, and is wired. The others are telling him what to do.

Ringo is waiting in her car. Buddy, and Click-Clack are in the house.

Buddy: Just wait here for a while. When they start moving, we give Ringo the word.
Click-Clack: Got it.
Rice: *parks his car*
Mafia: Hello boss. Do you have our cop?
Rice: Yes. We killed him yesterday, and we are going to incenerate him here.
Clint: The perfect opprotunity to do this, while we mournfully talk about my parent's death.
Rice: It's not always about you *laughs*
Clint: *laughs*
Buddy: Doing good Sigmund. Now follow them until I give you the word. Keep your mouth shut.
Rice: Ok, let's go in.
Mafia: *goes in*
Sigmund: *follows*
Click-Clack: You're doing a good job Buddy.
Reverend: *talking*
Rice: You three go in the back, and take care of the cop in the coffin.
mafia members & Sigmund: Yes sir. *go in*
mafia members: *grab cop*
Sigmund: *opens door*
mafia members: *put cop in cremator*
Sigmund: Good work. Now, when do we leave?
mafia members: In seven minutes after we bury Clint's dad.
Sigmund: Thanks.
Mafia member: Wait. Why are you touching your chest everytime you speak?
Sigmund: *touches chest* I have to. It's what helps me speaks clearly
mafia members: *tear off Sigmund's shirt* He's wired!!
Rice: *runs in* What do you mean wired?
mafia members: He gave the police info *tear off wire*
Rice: *looks at ear peice* Ah, of course. Kill him.
Mafia members: *beating up Sigmund*

Everyone else was leaving

Buddy: Ringo. Get ready to follow them, but look for Sigmund. He's missing, and I don't see him.
Ringo: I'm on it.
mafia members: *drive cars*
Ringo: *starts car, then follows*
Buddy: Sigmund. Do you copy over? Sigmund!!
Mafia members: *stop at red light*
Ringo: *passing cars* (Sigmund isn't there.) *drives past* Buddy, I just checked all the cars, Sigmund isn't in any of them.
Buddy: What the hell do you mean he isn't in any of them? Keep following them, standby, we're on our way.

And so, Buddy went to his car with Click-Clack

Rice: *driving his car*
mafia members: *following*
Ringo: *following*
Buddy: *following*
Click-Clack: I hope Sigmund is ok.
Buddy: Me too.

Rice, and his gang planned to go to a parking garage. They would dump the body into the trunk of another car.

Rice & Mafia: *drive into garage*
Buddy: *parks outside of garage*
Ringo: *parks behind Buddy*
garage owner: *closes door*
Clint: Good work, now come over here.
Rice: *walks to Garage owner* Open the trunk of that car.
garage owner: What are you doing all this for?
Rice: Open the trunk!!
garage owner: *opens trunk*
Rice: Put that cop in here.
mafia: *puts Sigmund in trunk*
Rice: *locks trunk*
garage owner: *runs off*
Clint: *kills garage owner*

Meanwhile, outside the garage

Buddy: Police! Open up!
Rice: Quick. Hide somewhere!
mafia: *runs off*
Clint: Sir, over here. *hides in car*
Rice: *hides in car*
Buddy: *opens garage door*
Ringo: It's empty.
Click-Clack: Where are they?
Buddy: No idea.
Sigmund: *hitting trunk* Hey! Let me out
Buddy: *goes to trunk* There's no key *shoots lock*
Sigmund: *laying hurt*
garage owner: *stands up*
Buddy: Freeze!!
garage owner: *puts hooves up*
Buddy: How many were here?
garage owner: Ten.
Buddy: Who put Sigmund in this car?
Garage owner: I don't know! Some unicorn with glasses.
Buddy: *looks at Sigmund*
Rice: *Drives off*
Buddy: Stay here *runs off*
Rice: *exits garage*
Buddy: *goes to car*

The car chase soon begins!! YAY :D

Buddy: *going 75*
Rice: *turns left onto wrong side of road*
ponies: *honk horns*
Rice: *turns onto right side*
pony: *honks horn*
Clint: *cowarding in fear*
Buddy: *goes left*
ponies: *blocking road*
Buddy: *drives on side walk*
ponies: *run out of way*
Buddy: *crashes into box of oranges, then turns left*
Rice: *turns right*
Buddy: *gets toward intersection*
ponies: *stop cars*
Buddy: *drives behind two cars*

Buddy soon hit the horn four times, and the cars moved

Buddy: *goes faster*
Rice: *passing cars*
Clint: *looks behind*
Buddy: *getting closer*
colts, and fillies: *playing on closed off street*
Rice: *turns onto closed off street*
Filly: *screams*
colts and fillies: *run off street*
Rice: *passes colts, and fillies*
Colts & Fillies: Wow. What was that?
Buddy: *turns onto closed off street*
Colts & Fillies: SCREAM
Buddy: *honks horn*
Colts & Fillies: *run off street*
Buddy: *passes*
Rice: *sees Buddy*
Clint: *does nothing*
Rice: *turns left*
Buddy: *drifts to the left*
Rice: *going faster*
Buddy: *honks horn*
Clint: Come on, step on it!
Rice: *goes faster*
Buddy: *catching up*
Rice: *goes left downhill*
Buddy: *follows*
Rice: *going 90*
Clint: *puts revolver on dashboard*
Buddy: *going 95*
Rice: *passes car*
Buddy: *passes car*
Rice: *Getting toward intersection*
Buddy: *losing them*
Rice: *applies brakes*

The tire marks made it look like they were going left, when really, Rice was going right

Police: *see Rice's car*
Rice: *driving 35*
useless pony: *opens door to his car*
Rice: *knocks door off car*
Police: What the fuck was that? *pursue Rice*
Buddy: *stops* Wait? Did they go left? *sees cop car, then goes right*
Rice: *going faster then cops*
Buddy: *gets behind cops* 36? He shot a cop on the job! If he's going for the bridge, close it off!
Police: We got it. Ten-4.
Rice: *gets on right side of road*
Police: *get on left*
Buddy: *gets on right* What are you doing?!
Rice: *gets toward cops*
Police: *getting close to Rice*
Rice: *rams police car*
Police: *run into another car*
Buddy: Oh my fucking god!
Rice: *going 75*
More cops: *block off bridge*
Clint: *sees cop cars blocking bridge*
Rice: *accelerates to 80*

The car went right past the road block

Buddy: SHIT!!
Cops: *shooting at Rice*
Buddy: *passes cops*
Cops: *stop shooting*
Rice: *driving on washington bridge*
Buddy: *following*
Rice: *turns off bridge*
Clint: *looks behind them*
Buddy: *catching up*
Clint: *sees bus*
Rice: *gets in front of bus*
Bus driver: *honks horn*
Clint: *loads shotgun*
Buddy: *driving toward bus*
Clint: *lowers window*
Bus driver: *sees shotgun*
Buddy: *getting close*
Bus driver: *honks horn*
Buddy; *sees Clint*
Clint: *shoots hood off car*
Buddy: *drives off road*
Rice: *drives off*
Buddy: *gets back on road*
Rice: *drives in front of car*
Buddy: *gets behind car*
pony: *drives slower then Buddy & Rice*
Buddy: *passes other car*
Rice: *going faster*
Buddy: *gets next to Rice, then rams his car three times*
Rice: *goes into railing*
Clint: *looks at Buddy*
Buddy: *hits car*
Rice: *hits Buddy's car*
Buddy: *loses hubcap on car*
Rice: *rams Buddy*
Buddy: *rams Rice*

The ramming went on for a long time until they were getting toward a semi truck

Rice: *pushes Buddy's car toward semi, then accelerates*
Buddy: *brakes*

He hits the truck.

The owner of the truck went out to see if he was alright. Buddy was.

After the car chase, Buddy went to the hospital

News reporters: Will this stallion be ok?
NYPD Cheif: No, he will not be ok. Unfortunately Rice Limbo's mafia brutally attacked him, and there's an 80% chance of death.
News reporters: What was this stallion doing?
NYPD Cheif: He was on a case to stop Rice Limbo, when they killed him.
News Reporters: He wasn't wearing a police uniform.
NYPD Cheif: He was a part of the Seven Up's.
News Reporters: What is the Seven Up's?
NYPD Cheif: It was a secret organization we made to help stop ponies from commiting crimes. Now I will answer no more questions. *walks away*
Buddy: You really think Sigmund is going to die?
NYPD Cheif: That's what the doctor said. Now why wasn't I notified?
Buddy: About what?
NYPD Cheif: About that move you guys made on Rice's mafia.
Buddy: We told you as soon as we got all the info!
NYPD Cheif: I wasn't notified. Because of this, we're getting sued by the mayor.
Buddy: One of ours ponies die, and we get sued by the MAYOR?!
NYPD Cheif: *walks away*

During this, Vito was driving a station wagon to a dock next to a train yard

Clint: *chopping wood*
Vito: *Gets out of car*
Clint: *sees Vito*
Vito: *walks to Clint*
Clint: What do you want?
Vito: Rice has been talking to me, and we think you should skip town.
Clint: Yeah, like I'm doing that.
Vito: Buddy knows who you are, and nearly died because of you. He's going to stop at nothing to have you murdered.
Clint: You got shit in your ears?! I'm not skipping town.
Vito: Fine, but you'll regret it *drives away*

One night, at a diner.

Waitress: A little late for you?
Ringo: No ma'am. We just lost a friend.
Buddy: *looking over notes*
Ringo: He was a cop, and was working hard to stop Rice Limbo's mafia.
Waitress: Rice Limbo?
Buddy: *sees picture*
Waitress: You're the Seven Up's!
Buddy: *bangs counter*
Click-Clack: *sees Buddy* Are you ok?
Waitress: What's the matter?
Buddy: *Walks away*

Buddy was going to a subway station. As a subway left, Buddy saw Vito.

Buddy: Hey, how ya doing?
Vito: Good, and you?
Buddy: Fine.
Vito: I heard Sigmund got killed.
Buddy: Where did you hear that?
Vito: The newspaper.
Buddy: What newspaper?!
Vito: This one *shows Buddy headline*
Buddy: Oh. Sorry.
Vito: What are you going to do now?
Buddy: I don't know. I'll think of something.
Vito: Like what?
Buddy: A trap.

Next morning.

Buddy: Taxi?!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Buddy: Get me to this abandoned house by the train tracks.
Taxi driver: *drives*
Rice: *follows*

The taxi arrived at the house. What the hell does Buddy have planned?

By the house that Buddy went into, there was a van. It had Click-Clack, and Ringo in it.

Rice: *get out of car*
Clint: *follows*
Buddy: *waiting in house*
Ringo & Click-Clack: *waiting in van*
Cameo pony: *drives train* Hello, I'm a useless cameo that has nothing to do with the story, bye.
Opalescence: Hey, so am I *follows train*
Buddy: *waiting in house*
Rice: *goes toward house*
Buddy: *shoots Rice*
Clint: *looks for Buddy*
Ringo & Click Clack: *come out of van*
Clint: *runs*
Click-Clack: *shoots at Clint*
Clint: *shoots Click-Clack*
Ringo: *Checks Click-Clack*
Clint: *runs over train tracks*
Buddy: *runs to Click-Clack*
Ringo: Go!
Buddy: Aross the tracks?
Ringo: Yes, go!
Buddy: *runs across train tracks*
Engineer: *drives past Buddy*
Clint: *running to cars*
Buddy: *looks at cars*
Clint: *hides in car*
Buddy: *goes toward car*
Clint: *loads gun*
Buddy: *getting near Clint*
Clint: *sees Buddy*
Buddy: *Kills Clint*

This was the first time Buddy ever killed a pony.

Later, at a park

Vito: *sitting on bench*
Buddy: *goes to Vito*
Vito: Heey.
Buddy: Hi.
Vito: What's wrong?
Buddy: I killed two ponies.
Vito: Who?
Buddy: Your boss, and the pony you've been meeting with that also had your boss.
Vito: Wha-what are you talking about?
Buddy: I know what you've been doing.
Vito: That's insane. I DIDN'T DO NOTHING!! You can't tell anypony about this!! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!!
Buddy: I can't tell anyone about this? *grabs Vito* You watch me!
Vito: *cries* Buddy!! I didn't do anything Buddy!! DON'T DO IT!!!

Vito kept talking to Buddy, but was ignored. To Buddy, his words meant nothing.

The End