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SEASON 3;

[shades closing]

[windows clattering]

Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do you think you could secure those windows?

[webs shooting]

[windows close]

Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?

[birds squawk]

Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.

Harry: [growls nicely]

Fluttershy: Oh, look, you've filled it with everything I need to survive this awful night. Thank you. Thank you all! Now I don't have to step a hoof outside until this whole thing is over.

[bucket clattering]

Fluttershy: Oh, no! You don't have any carrots? Do we have any other fresh veggies you may enjoy?

Angel: [growls]

Fluttershy: Or maybe some hay?

Angel: (growls)

Fluttershy: But that means I'll need to go out... on Nightmare Night?!

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Granny Smith: You ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're you doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of hay from you? I forgot to stock up on food for Angel, and you do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what lurks inside?

Fluttershy: Oh, I'm sure I don't.

Granny Smith: Is that a mummified pony that just leaped out at ya?

Fluttershy: I don't know. Is it?

Master Sword: (plays along) yeah. And what's that crunchin' sound beneath yer hooves? Maybe it's the bones of ponies that didn't make it out alive!

Fluttershy: B-B-B-B-Bones?!

Master Sword: And are those peeled grapes or a thousand slimy eyeballs starin' at ya from beyond the grave?

Fluttershy: Please tell me they're grapes!

Granny Smith: Oh, I'll never tell. [spooky laugh).

Fluttershy: [frightened sobs]

Granny Smith: Huh. I wonder what got stuck in her craw?

Master Sword: Beats me.. Let's just get back.

Granny Smith: Remember.. No swearing this year.

Master Sword: I don't swear THAT much.. (bangs into pole, causing him to scream out every swear word in existence.

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Trixie: I can't believe I have to do one of those dumb magic acts today.. It's not even a nightmare night themed type of one!

Derpy: Hey.. Sten and I will be in stage as support..Right Sat-.. Saten?

Saten: (distracted) Oh look, their building the traditional haunted maze.. Can we go after?

Derpy: I don't know.. Each year you wind up breaking Sword's nose when he tries scaring you.

Saten: ... I've been working on that, I saw a bunch of Jason Voorhee's movies as preparation for Nightmare Night.. Nothing he can do will scare m-

Master Sword: Hey Saten..

Saten: (screams in fear snd accidentally bucks Sword in the stomach).

Master Sword: WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!?

Saten: Well don't sneak up on me like that!

Derpy: (sarcastically) Yeah, your gonna do FINE tonight Saten.

Master Sword: You guys coming to the Maze?

Trixie: Yes.. But not wait at this moment..

Master Sword: Well... Looking forward to you guys being there.. Especially you Derpy.

Derpy: Best not get romantic on Nightmare Night.. Ruins the mood of the night.

Master Sword: (chuckles) fair enough.. GrannySmith says I swear to much, and may need to tune that down a bit.

Trixie: Well, she's not wrong.

Master Sword: When was the last time I swore to much.

Derpy: Well... There was the event with the snake.

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Master Sword: (showing snake to high school students) And the most I know about this species is that i- (suddenly the bites his arm) AHH, FUCK!

Students: (turn quite)

Master Sword: (pulls the snake off angrily) GOD FUCKIN DAMN IT! Fuckin son of a, FUCK!

Audience: (gasps)

Master Sword: Oh, the fucking stupid-ass serpent BIT ME!

Principle: Mr Sword, please sto-

Master Sword: Oh, jam a lit sparkler up my asshole and then do sit-ups. lt hurts so bad!

Principle: Sir! Words like that are NOT allowed in this school!

Master Sword: (screaming) MOTHER FUCKER BIT ME!... (calmly) I.. I mean the snake bit me... I think I need a hospital.

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Master Sword: Look.. I explained about that.

Derpy: Whatever.. Granny's write, try to keep a lid on it this year.

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Trixie: (finishes a perfamance).

Audience: (cheers).

Felix: (despite cheering) I've seen better.

Carrot Top: (clapping) I can't believe I wrasted nine dollars on this.

BonBon: I liked her hat.

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Saten: Great performance honey.

Trixie: Thanks.. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Saten: Well of coarse I di-

GoldenGrape: (to Trixie) Hey good performance.. And nice melons.

Saten: Hey! Just wait a minu-

Trixie: (holding water melons) Saten I'm holding melons.

Saten: Oh.. Sorry.

GoldenGrape: It's okay... (pervertly) Trixie's hot!

Saten: (angrily) Okay that's it! (tries to run after him but Tixie holds him back).

GoldenGrape: (runs away) Still worth it!

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Fluttershy: [spooky voice] Welcome to Fluttershy's tea party!

Rainbow Dash: Did she just say "tea party"?

Twilight Sparkle: It sounds like it's a scary tea party?

Rainbow Dash: [sighs]

Fluttershy: [spooky voice] Have a seat. Don't be scared of what awaits you. Go on. Pass the sugar. Oh, no! There is none! You're a terrible host!

AJ: (growls)

Rarity, put your coat on!

Rarity: Why would I do that?

Fluttershy: [spooky voice] You need to cover up because no one has complimented your dressssssss!

Pinkie Pie, look to your left and ask your best friend to pass the cucumber sandwiches!

Pinkie Pie: Huh? I can't. There's nobody there.

Fluttershy: [spooky voice] That's right. Because she didn't care to show uuuuuup.

Pinkie Pie: What?

Fluttershy: [spooky voice] A friend who didn't come through. That must scare you to the coooore.

Quick, everybody, look behind you!

Rainbow Dash: Uh, what are those?

Fluttershy: [spooky voice] They're unplanned guests. Your woooorst nightmare. You don't have enough food for them! Oh, no! There's a tiny kitten that needs a home! But you are over-scheduled right now. You don't have time to help! I said, "You don't have time to help!" This should appear to scare you! [normal voice] Why don't you look terrified? You showed up to a party and everypony was extremely disappointed in you. Can you imagine anything more upsetting?

Rarity: It was a really good try, darling, but the scares at Nightmare Night are of an entirely different nature.

Twilight Sparkle: It was really creative, though. I never would have thought of... all this.

Fluttershy: Oh, I'm just not cut out for this. Just go on without me.

Rarity: Oh, no. We couldn't possibly.

Fluttershy: You have to. This is the night you look forward to all year.

Pinkie Pie: We could... stay here?

Fluttershy: It's okay. I really want you all to have fun. This is how I spend every Nightmare Night. Please go. I'll be fine.

Pinkie Pie: Eh, it's funny. I actually thought she had an idea for something really scary for a second there.

Applejack: She definitely tried her hardest.

[door closes]

Fluttershy: I did try my hardest.

Angel: [thumping on table]

Fluttershy: Or... maybe not. I suppose I could have gone with something a bit scarier. You're right! I've been taking baby steps! I think it's time for grown up ones! I don't suppose you have any ideas how I could do that?

Angel: [growls mischievously]

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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

Saten: (still with Derpy and Trixie as they enter THE HAUNTED MAZE) Ahh.. Finally we get to go into the maze... No need to be scared Trixie.

Trixie: (is clearly unafraid) I'm not.

Saten: (ironically the one who's scared) Well.. remember it's all fake.

Derpy: Are you okay cousin?

Saten: O -Of coarse I am.. I'm not scared.

Derpy: I didn't say that you WERE.

Saten: Well good.. Because... I'm not.

Derpy and Trixie: (unconvinced) uh huh?

Sword: (sneaks up to Saten, successfully scaring him).

Saten: (panics and punches Sword in the nose).

Sword: (holding nose) AHHH! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!?

Derpy: Yeah, what gives Saten!?

Saten: I -It was a reflex.

Trixie: Reflex!?.. Well, sure, if in a mob town.

Saten: Look I'm sor-

Sword: (enraged) YOU DO THIS EVERY YEAR!

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Applejack: Everybody's linin' up for the corn maze, y'all! Let's go!

Spike: Oh, yeah! I can't believe we're finally doin' this!

[horse whinnies]

All: [scream, laugh]

Rainbow Dash: It's a good thing Fluttershy isn't here because she would never be able to handle this!

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Applejack: You out-nightmared the scariest part of the corn maze!

Twilight Sparkle: How did you do all this?!

Fluttershy: After you left, I realized that I wasn't ready to give up on Nightmare Night. So I asked Sword if I could try to make the maze even scarier for my friends.

Rainbow Dash: You came up with all of this?

Fluttershy: I had some help. Angel was the scary figure that kept scurrying after you in the maze. Fuzzy Legs made the sticky wall that made it difficult for you to see and move. And, of course, Harry was the especially scary monster.

Harry: [growls happily]

Twilight Sparkle: Wow! That was inspired!

Pinkie Pie: You have to do this every year!

Applejack: Uh-huh!

Rarity: Absolutely!

Twilight Sparkle: Every year!

Rainbow Dash: Yeah!

Fluttershy: We could celebrate Nightmare Night

together every year. But the truth is I really don't

want to.

Pinkie Pie: You don't?!

Rarity: But you've done it. You found a way that we can all have a fabulous time together.

Fluttershy: Yes, but I've also realized something. You all may love Nightmare Night and I may be good at being a part of it, but it's no fun for me to see my friends feel like they're in danger, even if I know they're not. I really don't like it. It's just not my cup of tea.

Pinkie Pie: Spoooooooooky tea?

Fluttershy: No. Just regular tea. We do lots of fun things together, but I'm afraid this just isn't gonna be one of them. Actually, I'm not afraid. I'm perfectly fine with it.

Twilight Sparkle: Then we are, too.

Harry: [growls happily]

[bats squeaking]

Fluttershy: [sighs] I don't know why I doubted myself for a second. Now this is what I call a perfect Nightmare Night.


SEASON 4 SHORTS;



1;

Master Sword Dinky, and Derpy are employed as caretakers at a mansion. However the caretaker cuts the cable television wire and confiscates the beer, thinking this will ensure hard work from the family. While there the groundskeeper discovers that Dinky has power to read thoughts and says that if his Sword goes more insane than usual, that she should should use this to summon him. Dinky is confused about this, but the groundskeeper doesn't add anything more.

Sword goes to turn on the TV but finds static.

Sword: (calmly) Hmm, cables out.. Maybe I'll have a beer, annnnd there's no beer in here, haha, how lovely.

Derpy: Sword, wow, your taking this very we-

Sword: I'll kill you! I'LL KILL ALL OF YO-

Derpy: Sword!

Sword: Kidding, kidding, maybe I'll check out that axe cellection.. See you later (leaves).

Dinky: Mom, your boyfriend gonna kill us?

Derpy: Guess we're have to wait see.

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Sword goes down to the bar, where a ghost drops all settlty and tells Sword he must kill the girls.

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Derpy goes to check on Sword to see he wrote "no TV no beer make Master Sword crazy." And Sword himself bursts into the room, Derpy screams.

Sword: (eerily calm) So, what do you think, baby? All I need is a title. I was thinking of something along the lines of "No TV and no beer make Sword..." something something.

Derpy:: (nervous) ..."Go Crazy"?

Sword:: (hysterically) DON'T MIND IF I DO! (goes on a wacky rant)

(Derpy screams and smashes open a case labeled "Break glass in case of boyfriend's insanity" and grabs the baseball bat within).

Derpy: Stay away from me!

Sword: (chases Derpy up some stairs) Give me the bat, Derpy. Gimme the bat. Gimmethebat! Come on! Gimmethebat! Gimme the bat! Gimmi the batbat whoo! Ha ha ha! Scaredy cat! (makes scary face) Bleaahhh... (sees himself in a mirror) AAAAAHH! (falls down the stairs, knocking himself out.

Derpy leaves his unconscious body locked in a pantry)

Derpy: You stay here til your no longer insane. (locks him in).

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Sword is seen eating a bunch of stuff in the pantry is back to himself eating happily until a bunch of ghouls drag him back out of the pantry.

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Derpy and Dinky are enjoying dinner.

(Sword chops through a door with an axe)

Sword: Heeeere's Johnny! (the camera pulls back to reveal an empty room) Dammit!

(Sword chops through a second door)

Sword: Daaaaavid Letterman! (wrong room again).

Abe: Hi David, I'm Grampa!

(Sword chops through a third door)

Sword: (holding a ticking stopwatch) I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes! (evil smile)

The girls: Aaaaah! (they get up and start running, Dinky uses his powers to summon a groudskeeper character, who immediately runs to the family's rescue, abandoning his portable television in the snow in the process. However Sword easily kills him by striking him in the back with the axe.

Derpy: Oh my, I hope that carpet is scotch-guarded.

Sword pursues the girls outside but as he is about to kill them, Dinky discovers the abandoned television. And shows it.

Dinky: Sword look!

Sword: Television! Teacher! Mother! Secret lover... Urge to kill fading...fading...fading... (family approaches)RISING!...fading...fading...gone.

(The girls sigh in relief).

Sword: Come family.

They end up frozen there.

TV: And now the Tony awards.

Derpy (frozen): Sword, change it!

Sword: Can't, frozen!

(they all scream as the Tony awards begin).

Sword: Urge to kill.. Rising.




#2:

Saten Twist's hammock collapses while he is taking a nap. He purchases a new one from a passing vendor, who warns him that it carries a curse. Disregarding this, Saten lies down and discovers that the new hammock can produce clones of anyone who rests on it. He inspects the first clone and notices that it does not have a belly button.

He makes clones to do all of his chores, which include helping Trixie choose an outfit, playing with Dinky, and dong housechores.

The clones are far less intelligent that him. Glaze asks for help chainsawing some trees, so Saten sends a clone. Who later returns, showing off Glaze's decapitated head and happily showing it off, scaring Saten.

Taking it as a sign this is getting out of hand, Saten abondons the clones in acornfield. Asking if any remember the way home. A few raise there hands, and Saten shoots them with a gun he brought. Leaving the rest, as well as the magic hammock.

However, the clones use the abandoned hammock to make an army of Saten Twist clones.

The clones attacks Ponyville and destroys all of its buildings, except for Maggie's bar, which reports record business.

The pony army officials gather in the Mayor's War Room, and determine that the clones will eat up all of Equestria within a few days. Derpy thinks of a solution to solve the problem, after getting the idea from Saten himself, who became upset when he found an empty doughnut box.

Helicopters hook gigantic doughnuts on cables and lure the clones to their deaths.

In the end, Trixie is shocked to find that the Saten Twist she went home with is a clone, and the real Saten Twist appearently was the first to jump off the cliff.

Trixe freaks, until the clone gives her a backrub.

Trixie: Oh well.




#3:

Derpy sees every muffin store closed. And states that he would sell his soul for a muffin. The devil himself appears and offers her a contract to seal the deal.

Derpy: Hey, wait. If I don't finish this last bite, you don't get my soul, right?

The Devil: Well, technically no...

Derpy (singsong) I'm smarter than the de-vil! I'm smarter than the de-vil!

The Devil: (morphs from normal to Chernabog) YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME! I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL YET, DERPY HOOVES! (shrinks and disappears)

Derpy: Pfft, yeah right.

Unfortunately, while half-asleep and looking for a midnight snack, Derpy eats the final piece of the "forbidden donut", and Lucifer instantly reappears to take possession of her soul. But Glaze was there and pleads with the devil, finally getting Lucifee to agree to hold a trial the next day. Until then, Derpy is sent to spend the rest of the day being punished in Hell.

Her first punishment is to be strapped down and force-fed "all the doughnuts in the world!".

(a machine begins force-feeding Derpy muffins two at a time; the scene fades to several hours later: the wall of donuts are gone, the machine is still force-feeding a bloated but smiling Derpy.. and she's still going)

Derpy: More!

Demon: (frustrated) I don't understand it! James Coco went mad in fifteen minutes.





#4:

Glaze, Trixie, and Derpy are kidnapped by aliens. The aliens explain that they are taking the girls to their home planet on Rigel IV, "a world of infinite delights," for a 'feast'.

En route they present the ladies with enormous amounts of food and watch eagerly as they gorge themselves, then check their weights.

Suspicious of the alien's intentions, Trixie sneaks into the kitchen and finds a book titled How To Cook Ponys. She takes the book and confront the aliens, who explain to her that part of the title was obscured by space dust, which they then blow away to reveal the title How To Cook For Ponys. Glaze, skeptical at this, blows off more space dust, revealing the title to be How To Cook Forty Ponyss. The aliens blow off the last of the space dust, finally revealing the real title How To Cook For Forty Ponys.

The aliens reveal they simply wanted to serve them some food, that was all. And that the mistrust even made the cook cry.

They return them to Earth, explaining that they simply wanted to take them to a paradise on the aliens' home planet. But now they ruined their chance



5;

Scootaloo, the little orange filly with purple hair and brown eyes is seen riding the school bus with Sweetie Belle and AppleBloom. The sisters of Rarity and AppleJack. AppleBloom is yellow with ginger hair. Swwetie Belle is white with green eyes, her hair is a little harder to describe.

Anyway, suddenly the bus falls out of control and crashes into a truck. Scootaloo wakes up screaming. Revealed to be on Rarty's couch. As AppleBloom likely had the guest bedroom. Why they slept at Rarity's is anyone's guess, besides there friendship to Belle.

At breakfast Scootaloo is seen shaking at the breakfast table.

"What's wrong?" AppleBloom asked.

"I invisioned my own death." Scootaloo said still shaking.

"Annnd?" AppleBloom asked.

"Darling, please, she obviously had a nightmare." Rarity said.

Suddenly a airhorn blows, scaring Scootaloo.

"Hey, look what I bought at a yard sale." Pinkie Pie said from the window, and blows it again.

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Getting on the bus, Scootaloo is shocked to see her teacher Cheerliee riding with them. Saying her car is being prepared. Coarse they wouldn't ride cars in the show, but you know, dfferent universe.

Appearently this also happened in the dream, so Scootaloo took this as a sign.

Scootaloo is anxious the whole ride. She looks out the window to see a lizard like creature climb on the bus. A gremlin. Scootaloo understandaby freaks out. Telling the bus driver there's a monster outside. The driver looks out, only to see Grannysmith.

"No problem." The driver said and rams into GrannySmith. Who twirls around and crashes down a hill. Her car somehow unscratched.

Grannysmith: Phew, for a second there I tho- (suddenly the car explodes for no appearent reason).

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Scootaloo continues to see the Gremlin. Eventually she grabs a flair gun and opens a window with it.

Pinkie (drives bye): Hey Scoot (blows the horn, drives past).

Scootaloo swings the flaire at the gremlin. But it pulled back, before she is she manages to throw it at the Gremlin, lighting it up and knocking it off the bus.

Fluttershy happened to be walking bye, and the Gremlin falls in front of her.

Fluttershy being Fluttershy wraps it in a blanket and hugs it. The Gremlin visably annoyed.

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Cheerliee and the students do in fact see the bus scratched up.

"Look at the bus! I was right I tell you!" Poor Scootaloo cried, wrapped in a straight jacket and being carried to a mental hospital ambulance.

"Right or wrong your behavior was still distructive. Maybe some time in a mental hospital were calm you down." Cheerliee said. Better than the harsh life sentence Skinner gave bart.

The ambulance drrives away.

"Well, at least I can get some peace and quite." Scootaloo said, trying to rest on the stretcher.

Suddenly the Gremlin reappears on the back window, smirking and tapping to get her attention. Once it does, it holds up Flutterahy's decapitated head. Who somehow manages to greet her.

Scootaloo: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!



6;

First a summary of another story. THE STORY OF DITTO. The story of Ditto actually consists of 2 stories..

In story 1, Ganger seems less evil, and the readers can somewhat sympathise with him, due to being turned into an Changeling against his will. But he still has fairly villainous scenes. Most notably, is when he nearly turns Rainbow Dash into a changeling, and calls her a bitch.

But in Story 2, Ganger is far less sympathised by the readers. Leaving it questionable if he "ever was".

He wants revenge on the now redeemed Ditto for kidnapping and turning him into a changeling. But his plans for doing so involve kidnapping little Scootaloo, after finding out that the little filly is one of the few things Ditto ever truly cared about anymore.

Ganger discovers Scootaloo's location, while the filly is hanging with Rainbow Dash. And when Rainbow discovers Ganger's intentions of taking her beloved sister figure, Dash falls into "papa wolf mode" and defends Scootaloo by giving one of the stories largest fight scenes. But in the end Ganger DOSE get Scootaloo, but only because he doesn't play 100% fairly.

Later, Ganger reveals the captured Scootaloo towards Ditto, as a tempt to get Ditto to give himself up. However Celestia, who was there as well, remembers Ganger as one of her loyal guards that went M.I.A, and tries to reason with him. But Ganger ignores her, angering Celestia into a firing spell at him, but it hits one of his minions instead, despite being a non fatal spell it ends up being the reason for the minions death, due to it causing an chain reaction of injuring towards the minion.

Angered by the death, Ganger begins an attack on Ditto and the princess, and after an intense battle. Ganger nearrly klling Ditto. And one of Ganger's minions accidantally drops Scootaloo (who can't fly).

Ganger is outnumbered when all the guards come to defend Celestia, and he has to leave. His fate unknown.

Until now (Mwahahaha).

Now onto the real story.. Soo after kidnapping Scootaloo, trying to kill Ditto and Celestia, and causing mass panic most likely. Ganger, still a changeling, ends up working as a janitor at Scootaloo's school ironically enough. But during a cold day, someone touches the heater against Ganger's warning. And Ganger is horribly and brutally burnt, but all the fire extrinsters are oyt and water completely dry. So he runs to a school meeting screaming for help, but is simply ignored as the meeting continues. Ganger simply just finds a seat and waits til after.

But a few seconds into it, Ganger is horribly killed by the flames still covering him. And he swears revenge against all the kids (who were innocent of this), by entering their dreams, and finally dies. Even cleaning up his own ashes somehow.

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When Scootaloo is asleep Ganger does indeed appear in her dream. Fully commiting to the Freddy Krueger plot, and dressing up like him. He makes a pun and than a dramatic laugh before swings a rake at her, making her wake up screaming, and finding an actual scar left on her body where he dream scratched her.

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Everyone at school admits to having dreams of Ganger. And at class Silver Spoon finishes a test early and falls asleep. But what starts as a normal dream ends with Freddy/Ganger appears, and strangeling her with a supernatural tongue. Spoon suffers the effects in real life and dies in class (honestly, Martin dream choking always kinda disturbed me, not even sure if it was meant as a joke).

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Eventually the crusaders realize what's happening and try to stay awake to avoid dreaming, but eventually decide to go to sleep and dream fight Ganger.

Scootaloo falls asleep as the other two promise to watch from the real world. But as Scoot and Ganger fight, turns out they also fell asleep. But Ganger falls into quicksand. Only to reappear later as a giant spider. But than an accorn falls off a tree and clogs Ganger's spider form, causing Ganger to explode.

The next day, everything is back to normal, but AppleBloom is still worried that Ganger still might be out in the world somewhere, waiting to kill them in ways they can't imagine.

A bus then stops in front of them, allowing the normalized Ganger to get off where he makes a few pathetic attempts to scare the children with scary faces, before the bus takes off, Gangee chases after it (forgetting he could fly) because he left his gun on one of the seats. But while chasing the bus, another one crashes into him. Flattening him like a pancake.



7;

Saten Twist and Trixie end up moving. Their friend Glaze wanting to live with them as a house guest. Saten Twist's ex girlfriend, AppleJack, also tags along. Her and Trixie on good terms now. Even kinda sibling like, just as Saten is with Glaze.

Saten signs the deed, but underpays, the seller sarcastically sayin "I'm glad this place is cursed". But Saten ignores this

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Almost immediately AppleJack ia scared there is an evil presence lurking in the house, though Saten says there is nothing to worry about, despite there being a vortex in the kitchen. Glaze seconds this, before she throws an orange into the vortex just to see what happens, although the ones who live in the vortex throw it out with a note that asks them not to throw stuff into it.

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When they all clean up, the house throws something at AJ, who accuses Saten. who denies it.

VOICE: Get.. Out..

"What was that!?" AppleJack cried.

"Probably just the wind, don't worry about it." Trixie insisted.

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When everyone tries to settle into sleep, the house brainwashes everyone (minus Trixie) to kill each other. Luckily Trixie intervenes.

The family then finds out there is an ancient Indian burial ground in the cellar. Saten Twist phones, demanding to know why this wasn't mentioned. Only for the caller to say he mentioned it at least 5 times, Saten just wasn't listening.

Suddenly, the house goes on a rant about how they will all die. Trixie becomes outraged and yells at the house to shut up and show them some manners, and after a few moments, hurt by her words, the house complies. Saten and Glaze both comfort Trixie, who admits she's actually shaking from all her emotion.

Glaze, no longer afraid, annoys the house into making the walls bleed like before. The house telling her to, "leave me alone".

AppleJack, the kind soul she is, tries to reason they can live to together, but the house is needishly rude to her. This angers Saten, hinting a part of him may still have feeling for her, and he "demands" they try to live together.

Trixie saying "yeah", and explains that since they are living in the house, the house is going to have to accept this. The house pauses and asks them to leave for a moment as it chooses what to do.

After considering Trixie's words, the house implodes into nothingness in a nod to Poltergeist (1982).

AppleJack admits she can't help but feel "rejected".
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Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main Street was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours or more, Because Christmas needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...

Nearby forest. Cute forest animals gather round and decorate a small pine tree.

Narrator: The little woodland critters were also preparing for their Christmas Day.

Woodland Critters: It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near. A Woodland Critter Christmas!

Narrator:...
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Wayne's teleporter took the group to a desert.

Kevin: *Falls on the ground with Liam, Parker, and Wayne*
Liam: *Stands up with the others* Okay Wayne, I don't know what's going on anymore, but I want to go home!
Parker: It's great that you want to get rid of the virus, but I'll happily live in that pandemic instead of dealing with....whatever that was we just got out from!
Wayne: Look! I'm doing the best I can! These controls are very simple. I don't have a whole lot of options to work with right now.
Kevin: That's not good.
Wayne: I know, and I'm sorry. Please bear with me. We're going to keep using...
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Flemington, New Jersey.

Johnny: *Walks into Allied Vision to get new glasses*
Receptionist: Hello Mr. Lightning. Jim will be with you shortly.
Johnny: Thank you. *Sits down, and looks at the magazines*
Narrator: When I was a kid, the Highlights magazines were one of my favorites to read, and I still take an occasional glance here and there.

A blond woman walked into the store, and pointed a gun at Johnny.

Woman: Mr. Lightning, I have a friend who wishes to speak with you outside.
Johnny: Very well. *Walks outside with the woman*
Receptionist: *Looks at the woman's gun, and puts her finger on a white...
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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 15: Fireworks

Liam was in The Nut House having a hot dog, and french fries.

Kevin: *Walks in*
Liam: *Waving to Kevin*
Kevin: *Walks over to Liam* Hey Liam.
Liam: What's going on Kevin?
Kevin: I'd like to ask you a question. Have you ever seen the fireworks in Lambertville?...
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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 13: The Snowman

There was sixteen inches of snow in Frenchtown. All of the talking inanimate objects, and talking shapes were either happy, or extremely annoyed. Those who weren't annoyed had fun either building snowmen, snow angels, or having snowball fights...
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After leaving The Nut House, Wayne was watching The Santa Clause with Miss. Heart.

Wayne: Honey.
Miss. Heart: Yes?
Wayne: Do you feel like we're lacking any decorations?
Miss. Heart: Not really. Why?
Wayne: *Looks around the house, seeing no Christmas decorations* If we had any, we would have set them up by now. I did tell you I was going to The Nut House tomorrow, right?
Miss. Heart: No.
Wayne: Well now I did. You wanna join me?
Miss. Heart: I can't. I have the library.
Wayne: Oh. Right. See you when you get back then.

Next day.

Mr. Nut: *Walks out of his bedroom, and goes to the balcony. He looks down...
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Amy borrowed Harry's Cadillac to go to the store for groceries. When she parked the car in the driveway, a Checker taxi arrived.

Casey: I think that blowjob I gave you should cover this trip.
Taxi Driver: And four more. Thanks.
Casey: Thank you too. *Steps out of the cab, and sees Amy* Hi. You must be Harry's wife.
Amy: And you must be Harry's cousin. He said you'd be coming to visit for a few days.
Casey: Of course. My cousin is important to me.
Amy: Would you like help getting settled in?
Casey: No thank you. *Carries two bags into the house*
Amy: *Carries a bag of groceries*

Meanwhile at the police...
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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 1: Pilot

Every character that appears will have a link to their picture. Here is Mr. Nut's picture: link

Mr. Nut: *In The Nut House* Welcome everyone, I'm Mr. Nut. The owner of this fine establishment, The Nut House. Now you're probably wondering, what is The Nut House?...
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Announcer: Milford New Jersey. A quiet, and peaceful town, right next to Frenchtown, which is also in New Jersey. Did I mention they're also next to The Delaware River?
Person 89: Who wants to know?!
Announcer: Anyone that doesn't live in New Jersey.
Person 89: Oh.
Announcer: Sean Bodine, a 19 year old that lives in Milford, was on his way home when something landed on the road ahead of him, creating a huge hole.
Sean: *Stops his car, nearly hitting what's in front of him*

Coming out of the hole was Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.

Announcer: It's the Powerpuff Girls, but what are they doing here?...
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Hey

I'm going to do something that might make you angry

If you're mentioned in this article that is

I'm going to type down what you say, and do

This is meant for comedy, and does not intend to hurt anyone's feelings

Mariofan14

Mariofan14: That was a wonderful episode, wasn't it guys?
Windwakerguy430: It sure was.
Mariofan14: It was a wonderful episode, because it was brought to us by god, and Jesus Christ. Now let us pray to them for bringing us this episode, and hope that more episodes like this will come in the near future.

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Alinah09

Alinah09: *Talking in the voice of...
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SCENE 1:
Michael: (speaking to his new group) We're all professionals, we all know the score.. We run in, do what we gotta do. I need heavy pressure on the workers and security. Citizens, are to be handled calmly.
Luster: Now.. We WERE gonna try something more complicated. But considering the place of business, something more simple may be better.
Micheal: Exactly.. We're in and out in 90 seconds guy.. So make it count.
DRIVING TO THE HEIST:
Micheal: Alight. We're about to be accomplishes in a major crime. I need to know I can depend on each one of you. So let's give some backgrounds. Me first....
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The following is an STH/AM6663 Fan Fiction
The following is an STH/AM6663 Fan Fiction

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


On May 27, 2016, a war was started by a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new icon he created. This angered millions, and split the My Little...
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