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Sexy,mysterious Virgo

Guide by irena83 posted over a year ago
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This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to **** in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy scheduals to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean.
Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo, but not often. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to *** . And if they can't make you *** , they will buy someone or something that will.
Yes you read that right.
The sign of the virgin believes in prostitution.
Missionary is their big thing. I wish I could give Virgos more kink...but, that's about it. Except maybe try spanking them sometime and see what will happen. They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your fox fur coat...whatever! Some Virgos WANT to be punished. They will do naughty things to be caught so they can be punished. They are perfect for Aries who want to punish SOMEBODY. Anybody! Pretend rape scenes also turn on Virgos. As long as they know they are secretly safe. If you have ever seen the Carnival Rape scene in 'Henry & June' this is a Virgo wet dream. Also all Virgos like to see Camel Toes...what's up with that? Sherlock Holmes was probably a Virgo...or a repressed Gemini.

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bri-marie said:
Um, is this something you found or is this your own personal opinion?
posted over a year ago.
 
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irena83 said:
I found,not my personal opinion. However, I do think that Virgos are very sexy,romantic and mysterious. They keep their deepest desires deep inside. And they can be very gentle and imaginative,what I like a lot. :)
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A little late to respond but I would have to agree being I am a virgo. Not only a virog but one that one be categorized as a freak . And I love the showers best place to be clean and get off with or without someone. For the freaky hygein virgos that is dead on at least I can say I agree with the above statements on the virgo
posted 10 months ago.
 
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Lulu50000 said:
I'm a Virgo and I agree :) I'm the freaky kind though :) masochist and all :) but my boyfriend's a Virgo too and he's the complete opposite... anyways, the only thing that I disagree with is the "believes in prostitution" thing. I don't. and maybe it was because I was raised Christian, but to me sex is a very special thing and when ever you have it with somebody, you become one with them body and soul, and even if you never see them again, they are a part of you and you are a part of them forever. so I don't believe in prostitution or casual sex. at. all. but the rest of it is totally true :) I love shower sex and being punished and masturbating and hygiene, I'm not a clean freak but I like things to look nice and be clean, that includes people. and I absolutely love rape role play with my boyfriend :)
posted 9 months ago.