Rouge got the supplies that Eggman requested.
Rouge: *Gets into her car* I got a rifle, more nitrous for Shadow, now it's time to head to the track. *Turns the key, but the engine won't start. She begins to masturbate* Oh yeah! *Turns the key, and continues masturbating*
Meanwhile at the drag strip.
Eggman: *Looking at his watch* She should be here in five minutes.
Shadow: I'm lucky that all the cars I've been going against are slower.
Eggman: I hope I can at least get Rouge to shoot out Sean's tires, if his Corvette can go against my R8.
Knuckles: *Racing Silver*
Silver: *Losing* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!...
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