South Park: The Streaming Wars Part 1

you may have heard lately that kyle is being killed off this season due to a severe injury from the humancentipad episode. there was a secret commercial aired on august 12th at 3:00 am last month, which alot of fans did not see and are trying to deny this fact. i had seen it for myself though. so i know this is true. it was aired secretly so only a select amount of people would see it, as matt and trey intended it. here is what i heard from matt and trey word for word:

1. MATT: we are killing off kyle this fall because we feel that nobody lives very long after being a humancentipad. and we also...

Craig:I Ask Nicely But She Refuses. What A...What Does She Want Me To Do--Beg? Show Me The Girl.
Sharon:Why The Master's Not So Bad Once You Get To Know Him. Why Don't You Give Him A Chance?
Wendy:I Don't Want To Get To Know Him. I Don't Want To Have Anything To Do With Him!
Craig:I'm Just Fooling Myself. She'll Never See Me As Anything...But A Monster. It's Hopeless.
Bebe:Oh, No!
Kyle:Oh, Yes!
Bebe:Oh, No!
Kyle:Oh, Yes, Yes, Yes!
Bebe:I've Been Burnt By You Before! Oof.
Kyle:Zut Alors! She Has Emerged!
Liane:Come On, Eric. Into The Cupboard With Your Brothers And Sisters.
Eric:But I'm Not Sleepy.
Liane:Yes...