On Tatooine, several Victory 2-Class Frigates landed by Mos Eisley.
Lieutenant Von Hapen: *Walks out of a frigate with six Death Troopers*
Song:
linkCantina Band: *Playing music*
People: *Dancing*
Other People: *Drinking*
Lieutenant Von Hapen: *Pulls out an SE14-C, and fires once at the ceiling*
Everyone stopped what they were doing, except for the band.
Lieutenant Von Hapen: *Shoots one of the band members*
Band Members: *Stop playing their music*
Lieutenant Von Hapen: We are in need of pilots. Who would like to volunteer?
Cantina Owner: We are not intimidated by you Imperial scum!
Lieutenant Von Hapen:...
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