Raj: I still don't know why the new Batman movie isn't going to have the Joker in it.

(Sheldon and Leonard look at him like he's crazy)

Sheldon: Raj, you do know he's dead, right?

Raj: I've seen The Dark Knight three times and they did not kill off the Joker.

Lenard: But the guy who played him is.

(Sheldon nods vigorously)

Raj: So? If they can recast Victoria in every single Twilight movie without a legitimate reason, they can certainly recast a dead guy.

Lenard: I'm more concerned that you've seen every single Twilight movie without a legitimate reason.

Raj: Twihater!

(Howard enters)

Howard: But mom! Come on please! Fine, we'll do what you want! Again! (Nervous) I'm sorry, Mommy! (Hangs up)

Lenard: Way to have a backbone!

Howard: The sad thing is I was on voice mail!

Raj: (Imitating whip noise) Fapew, Fapew

Howard: One more Fapew and I'm not taking you to see Breaking Dawn!

Lenard: So what did your mom want?

Howard: My little cousin Annie is coming to town next Friday.

Sheldon: So?

Howard: Next Friday is Annie's birthday and I need a present.

Raj: So get her a Barbie doll.

Howard: Actually, Annie's a boy.

Lenard: How about the number to a good therapist?