Opening Scene
Penny, Bernadette, and Amy are out on the town, celebrating Penny getting the next set of Preparation H commercials. Raunchy jokes centering on “alternative” uses of preparation H are exchanged. Bernadette makes a comment that Howard likes how it helps “awkward” itches but makes his jewels smell “fresh”. Amy alludes to how Sheldon can give every possible use of KY jelly but what’s it’s really used for. [Laugh track] Penny consoles Amy that she will be satisfied some day. The bar tender brings a tray full of shooters and leaves. Bernadette comments on his tush and Amy responds that Penny’s is nicer….
Fade to drinks and loud music……
Scene II
It’s morning and Penny is in bed in Amy’s bedroom. She stirs, moaning about another hangover. She looks under the sheets, realizing she’s nude! She exclaims “What the hell!” Camera pans to right, showing Amy with a wistful smile, calmly asleep. Penny creeps out of bed and sneaks from the room. Camera next shows Penny finishing getting dressed as Amy enters from bedroom, wearing her bath robe. Amy smiles and asks “how’s my BFF?” Penny flusters, saying she doesn’t know what to say. Amy responds “What a night! We must do this again!”. [Laugh track]
Scene III
Next scene is in a coffee shop with Penny and Bernadette. Penny asks what Bernadette remembers from the night before. Bernadette responds by singing “I kissed a girl and I liked it”, saying that she saw Penny and Amy dancing, it was very racy! Bernadette jokes if Penny wanted more than just what a man could give her. Penny is flustered, saying she wants men, all of them! After all, she’s tried! [Laugh track]
Scene IV
Penny is in her apartment with Leonard. She asks Leonard if he thinks someone wanting more than “normal” sex is crazy. Leonard asks “what kind of sex?” Penny stammers, saying you know, ummmm, two peas in a pod. Leonard asks if she means girls getting friendly? Penny nods. Leonard says he loves her and he’s good with that! [Laugh track]
Scene V
Amy knocks on Penny’s door. Penny answers, looking awkward. Amy asks why Penny has been staying away. Penny hems and haws, saying she’s been feeling out of sorts. Amy says she understands, that’s what BFF’s are for. She hugs Penny. Penny is awkward at first, then embraces Amy. Amy just looks content, until Penny places a hand on Amy’s tush. Amy’s face changes to excitement….
Fade out
Alternate ending….
Still show scene V, but finish after scene V with Penny waking up with a start, exclaiming “What the hell….”
Penny, Bernadette, and Amy are out on the town, celebrating Penny getting the next set of Preparation H commercials. Raunchy jokes centering on “alternative” uses of preparation H are exchanged. Bernadette makes a comment that Howard likes how it helps “awkward” itches but makes his jewels smell “fresh”. Amy alludes to how Sheldon can give every possible use of KY jelly but what’s it’s really used for. [Laugh track] Penny consoles Amy that she will be satisfied some day. The bar tender brings a tray full of shooters and leaves. Bernadette comments on his tush and Amy responds that Penny’s is nicer….
Fade to drinks and loud music……
Scene II
It’s morning and Penny is in bed in Amy’s bedroom. She stirs, moaning about another hangover. She looks under the sheets, realizing she’s nude! She exclaims “What the hell!” Camera pans to right, showing Amy with a wistful smile, calmly asleep. Penny creeps out of bed and sneaks from the room. Camera next shows Penny finishing getting dressed as Amy enters from bedroom, wearing her bath robe. Amy smiles and asks “how’s my BFF?” Penny flusters, saying she doesn’t know what to say. Amy responds “What a night! We must do this again!”. [Laugh track]
Scene III
Next scene is in a coffee shop with Penny and Bernadette. Penny asks what Bernadette remembers from the night before. Bernadette responds by singing “I kissed a girl and I liked it”, saying that she saw Penny and Amy dancing, it was very racy! Bernadette jokes if Penny wanted more than just what a man could give her. Penny is flustered, saying she wants men, all of them! After all, she’s tried! [Laugh track]
Scene IV
Penny is in her apartment with Leonard. She asks Leonard if he thinks someone wanting more than “normal” sex is crazy. Leonard asks “what kind of sex?” Penny stammers, saying you know, ummmm, two peas in a pod. Leonard asks if she means girls getting friendly? Penny nods. Leonard says he loves her and he’s good with that! [Laugh track]
Scene V
Amy knocks on Penny’s door. Penny answers, looking awkward. Amy asks why Penny has been staying away. Penny hems and haws, saying she’s been feeling out of sorts. Amy says she understands, that’s what BFF’s are for. She hugs Penny. Penny is awkward at first, then embraces Amy. Amy just looks content, until Penny places a hand on Amy’s tush. Amy’s face changes to excitement….
Fade out
Alternate ending….
Still show scene V, but finish after scene V with Penny waking up with a start, exclaiming “What the hell….”
