Episode 1x09

“You do realise that I’m going to want my humanity back,” Katherine said finally, looking at the floor. Damon, Stefan and I tensed and we all glared at her. She looked up and put her hands up. “But don’t get all worked up about it! I need a witches spell to get my humanity back and I don’t know any witches anymore so,” I relaxed a little.
“Even if you do get a witch to help you, I won’t let you touch Elena,” Damon said angrily. Stefan nodded. Katherine narrowed her eyebrows.
“I know you both love her and want her to be safe, but I’m sure that if I’m united with my...

Ever wondered what the characters of TVD would sound like giving voicemails? Here’s your chance to find out!

Damon: Hello, you’ve reached Damon Salvatore. I am not available at the moment. I’m chasing my brother’s girl, at the grill drowning in my sorrows, or I’m fucking and abusing girls to get my mind off Elena. Please leave a message and I’ll kill- I mean call you later. *beep*

Stefan: Hello, you’ve reached 1-900-PUSSY-VAMPIRE. I’m not available at the moment. I’m too busy either brooding over the fact that my balls left me and I’m less of a man then my brother is or I’m...

Comparisons are easily done
Once you've had a taste of perfection
Like an apple hanging from a tree
I picked the ripest one
I still got the seed

You said move on
Where do I go
I guess second best
Is all I will know

Cause when I'm with him
I am thinking of you
Thinking of you
What you would do if
You were the one
Who was spending the night
Oh I wish that I
Was looking into your eyes

You're like an Indian summer
In the middle of winter
Like a hard candy
With a surprise center
How do I get better
Once I've had the best
You said there's
Tons of fish in the water
So the waters I will test

He kissed my lips
I taste your...

    Both launching forward for the entrance of the tomb, Elena and Stefan were really moving. Damon was standing beyond the threshold with his breath caught in his throat. His brother could very well kill the love of his life.
    And then, Stefan caught her.
    Elena’s eyes locked with his and terror was starting to over take her more than before. There was no telling what he would do to her. After all, she hadn’t earned anything other than this from him. She had not given him a reason to show her mercy but in his eyes that’s...

Katherine sat opposite me with a confused look on her face opposite me. She glanced up and stared hard at my face.
“Those vampires won’t find us straight away, but when they do…” I shuddered along with the other three. “What can we do?” she said as she buried her face in her knees.
“I think I know someone who can help us,” Damon said wonderingly. “Katherine, I think it would be much easier if you…stayed here, rather than come with us,” he added. She stood up angrily.
“Why? I have every right to walk outside!” she said as she clenched her fists.
“Katherine, you look...