When a man's an empty kettle
He should be on his mettle
And yet I'm torn apart

Just because I'm presumin'
That I could be kind of human
If I only had a heart

I'd be tender,I'd be gentile
And awful sentimental
Regarding love and art

I'd be friends with the sparrows
And the boy who shoots the arrows
If I only had a heart

Picture me a balcony
Above a voice a sings low
Wherefore art thou,Romeo?
I hear a beat
How sweet!

Just to register emotion,jealousy,devotion
And really feel the part

I could stay young and chipper
And I'd lock it with a zipper
If I only had a heart