1. Put laxatives in her drink.
2. Tell her she has a moustache.
3. Keep getting mixed up with whether her name means Grapefruit or Pomegranate.
4. After about a month of getting confused, about which one is right, decide to solve the problem by just calling her "Mr. Grumpy."
5. When (and if) she tries to talk to you, pretend not to hear and stare at the exact same place for the next 15 minutes.
6. Keep insisting to her that her and Mint are a couple.
7. Force-feed her Ichigo's cooking.
8. Pinch her cheek and go "Aww, who's a good wolfy then?"
9. Everyday, ask her if she's going to America yet.
10. Find pictures of her in magazines and draw moustaches and stuff on them, make sure to leave the magazines lying around somewhere she can find them.
11. When she is busy doing something or other, hum, the same tune every time, and make sure it is an extremely repetitive one.
12. Ask her if wolves can get rabies.
13. Send stupid rumours about her into magazines; stick the pages with articles about them in to the café walls.
14. Find a really ugly picture of a wolf (there must be some out there) and Photoshop it to have Zakuro's face.
15. Sing nursery rhymes to her if she doesn't talk for more than half an hour.
16. Call her flat-chested.
17. Stop calling her Mr Grumpy and call her Sir Grumpy the Grouch. Say the whole thing every time you talk to her.
18. Quote things she said, in a male sounding voice. (Unless you are male, then just do it in your normal voice.)
19. Follow her every time she goes to that church, and making farting noises with your armpits while she is trying to pray, or whatever it is she does in there.
20. Eat pomegranates whenever you're around her. (Or Grapefruit)
21. Tease her about being the last mew to join.
22. Invent The Zakuro Dance; perform it to her with Mint.
23. Film The Zakuro Dance and post it on YouTube, then show it at the café.
24. Paint her face bright yellow. Break every mirror in her house so she doesn't notice until she goes outside.
25. Take advantage of her mew outfit by jabbing her in the stomach at every chance you get.
26. Give her a month old piece of cheese for her birthday; wrap it in really fancy wrapping paper.
27. Claim that the cheese is an antique.
28. Play really bad music at the café on her birthday as well, or something about cheese, the must be songs about it somewhere.
29. Say that you painted her face yellow because you thought she loved cheese so much.
30. When she starts ignoring you completely because of all this, yell every time you talk to her, and poke her ear constantly to get her attention.
2. Tell her she has a moustache.
3. Keep getting mixed up with whether her name means Grapefruit or Pomegranate.
4. After about a month of getting confused, about which one is right, decide to solve the problem by just calling her "Mr. Grumpy."
5. When (and if) she tries to talk to you, pretend not to hear and stare at the exact same place for the next 15 minutes.
6. Keep insisting to her that her and Mint are a couple.
7. Force-feed her Ichigo's cooking.
8. Pinch her cheek and go "Aww, who's a good wolfy then?"
9. Everyday, ask her if she's going to America yet.
10. Find pictures of her in magazines and draw moustaches and stuff on them, make sure to leave the magazines lying around somewhere she can find them.
11. When she is busy doing something or other, hum, the same tune every time, and make sure it is an extremely repetitive one.
12. Ask her if wolves can get rabies.
13. Send stupid rumours about her into magazines; stick the pages with articles about them in to the café walls.
14. Find a really ugly picture of a wolf (there must be some out there) and Photoshop it to have Zakuro's face.
15. Sing nursery rhymes to her if she doesn't talk for more than half an hour.
16. Call her flat-chested.
17. Stop calling her Mr Grumpy and call her Sir Grumpy the Grouch. Say the whole thing every time you talk to her.
18. Quote things she said, in a male sounding voice. (Unless you are male, then just do it in your normal voice.)
19. Follow her every time she goes to that church, and making farting noises with your armpits while she is trying to pray, or whatever it is she does in there.
20. Eat pomegranates whenever you're around her. (Or Grapefruit)
21. Tease her about being the last mew to join.
22. Invent The Zakuro Dance; perform it to her with Mint.
23. Film The Zakuro Dance and post it on YouTube, then show it at the café.
24. Paint her face bright yellow. Break every mirror in her house so she doesn't notice until she goes outside.
25. Take advantage of her mew outfit by jabbing her in the stomach at every chance you get.
26. Give her a month old piece of cheese for her birthday; wrap it in really fancy wrapping paper.
27. Claim that the cheese is an antique.
28. Play really bad music at the café on her birthday as well, or something about cheese, the must be songs about it somewhere.
29. Say that you painted her face yellow because you thought she loved cheese so much.
30. When she starts ignoring you completely because of all this, yell every time you talk to her, and poke her ear constantly to get her attention.
The Superb Lyerbird is also a "Perching" bird, which means it often spends time in trees. (Aren't I just beauitful?)
Me Near a Water Hole
