1. Dress him up as a pirate.
2. Chew on his ears.
3. Force him to give to piggybacks.
4. Undo his hair…thingy…you know the one I mean.
5. Make his computer get full of viruses.
6. Keep talking about Pie to him. (The food)
7. On his computer, get him addicted to Neopets, make sure the other to aliens and the mews, find out.
8. Force him to go kayaking with you.
9. Hang bells from his ears.
10. Tell him "you're my fry" Don't explain.
11. Get annoying songs stuck in his head while he's trying to work.
12. Tell him you've found his Lettuce photo, because we know he has one of her… (If this one sounds wrong, its not intended to, but if you want to interpret it like that, then I'm not stopping you.)
13. Make him go on the impossible quiz; tell him it's easy and that if he can't complete then he's stupid.
14. Insist on combing his hair.
15. Hang about near him while he's working, and occasionally go "QUACK" for no apparent reason.
16. Drop him on top of Lettuce, then film how he deals with the situation and show it to Taruto and Kisshu.
17. Make him do The Zakuro Dance with you and Mint.
18. If he insults the mews, tell him he's just jealous because he doesn't get to wear dresses like that.
19. Buy him a porpoise plushie.
20. Take photos of him, but take him by surprise when you do it, or do it at jut the right second while he's pulling a face so you end up with lots of stupid looking photos of him, stick them to everything, the walls, the ceiling, his computer, the café, trees, Taruto's forehead, everywhere.
21. Drag him to the café, get the other two aliens to help you if you must, and use any means possible to force him into trying to break-dance in front of the mews, the aliens, Masaya, Keiichiro, Ryou, Deep Blue, and anyone else who happens to be in the café at the time. Film the whole thing, and use it to blackmail him for everything else you need to force him to do.
22. Bake a giant Pie, and draw his face on it. Give the pie to the mews.
23. Follow him about, never get more than a few centimetres behind him, and instead of walking, skip.
24. Put oil on his computer orby thing, so every time he tries to put his hands on it, they slip off.
25. Call him stupid.
26. Pinch his cheek, and basically do the same as you did when you did it to Zakuro.
27. Keep doing impressions of Dr Zoidberg from Futurama.
28. Glue lightbulbs to his head, lots of them, and not just the top of his head either.
29. Tell him Zombies are going to eat his brain; this will work even better if he doesn't know what zombies are.
30. Sit on his knee and ask him to read you bedtime stories.
2. Chew on his ears.
3. Force him to give to piggybacks.
4. Undo his hair…thingy…you know the one I mean.
5. Make his computer get full of viruses.
6. Keep talking about Pie to him. (The food)
7. On his computer, get him addicted to Neopets, make sure the other to aliens and the mews, find out.
8. Force him to go kayaking with you.
9. Hang bells from his ears.
10. Tell him "you're my fry" Don't explain.
11. Get annoying songs stuck in his head while he's trying to work.
12. Tell him you've found his Lettuce photo, because we know he has one of her… (If this one sounds wrong, its not intended to, but if you want to interpret it like that, then I'm not stopping you.)
13. Make him go on the impossible quiz; tell him it's easy and that if he can't complete then he's stupid.
14. Insist on combing his hair.
15. Hang about near him while he's working, and occasionally go "QUACK" for no apparent reason.
16. Drop him on top of Lettuce, then film how he deals with the situation and show it to Taruto and Kisshu.
17. Make him do The Zakuro Dance with you and Mint.
18. If he insults the mews, tell him he's just jealous because he doesn't get to wear dresses like that.
19. Buy him a porpoise plushie.
20. Take photos of him, but take him by surprise when you do it, or do it at jut the right second while he's pulling a face so you end up with lots of stupid looking photos of him, stick them to everything, the walls, the ceiling, his computer, the café, trees, Taruto's forehead, everywhere.
21. Drag him to the café, get the other two aliens to help you if you must, and use any means possible to force him into trying to break-dance in front of the mews, the aliens, Masaya, Keiichiro, Ryou, Deep Blue, and anyone else who happens to be in the café at the time. Film the whole thing, and use it to blackmail him for everything else you need to force him to do.
22. Bake a giant Pie, and draw his face on it. Give the pie to the mews.
23. Follow him about, never get more than a few centimetres behind him, and instead of walking, skip.
24. Put oil on his computer orby thing, so every time he tries to put his hands on it, they slip off.
25. Call him stupid.
26. Pinch his cheek, and basically do the same as you did when you did it to Zakuro.
27. Keep doing impressions of Dr Zoidberg from Futurama.
28. Glue lightbulbs to his head, lots of them, and not just the top of his head either.
29. Tell him Zombies are going to eat his brain; this will work even better if he doesn't know what zombies are.
30. Sit on his knee and ask him to read you bedtime stories.
