1. Rip out every piercing on my one... or at least try to.
2. Call him pet names like; Princess, Sweetheart, Sunshine, Babe, Honey, Darling, Angel, and Gorgeous.
3. Play with his mohawk/ faux hawk which ever you prefer.
4. Steal his dog collar and wear it around in front of him.
5. Tell him that Courtney doesn't love him and never did.
6. Laugh at his girly shriek (The one in Who can you Trust, when Courtney pushed him).
7. Shave his unibrow... no I mean WAX his unibrow to the point where he won't have any more!
8. (in relation with #7) shave or Wax his soul patch...Mwahahaha.
9. Ask him repeatedly...
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