Biography
Ever since Noah was in diapers and examining the nutritional content of his pablum ingredients, his parents knew they had a child genius in their midst. Noah is a child prodigy with IQ readings off the charts, but the only numbers that Noah is proud of are the high scores of his video game competitions. He's the only one in his Underground Alliance who knows how to get to the Secret 12th Level of "Dragon Assassin". His heroes are Newton, Pythagoras, and Kranthor from the game Kosmic Kaos. With his multiweaponed-fantasyland survival skills, he auditioned to Total Drama Island in hopes to apply those skills to the real world. While he's not really coordinated or athletic, Noah is clever enough to come up with remarkable theories of why he should sit this one out, should he be asked to participate in anything that involves more than mental acuity. He learned that one in gym class. He may have an active mind, but he sure likes to sit. He includes that as one of his favorite hobbies, along with lying down and occasionally leaning. He knows he'll take a lot of heat for being the egghead nerd of the group, so he intends to beat them to the punch by unleashing an arsenal of sarcastic digs and put downs. He's got a sharp mind and plans on doing a lot of cutting. Being the runt of a nine-sibling family, Noah has found a way to use brains over brawn with clever manipulation. He never got picked on in the schoolyard because he knew how to draft some lunkhead into smashing somebody's face if they got too close.
Total Drama Island
Ever since Noah was in diapers and examining the nutritional content of his pablum ingredients, his parents knew they had a child genius in their midst. Noah is a child prodigy with IQ readings off the charts, but the only numbers that Noah is proud of are the high scores of his video game competitions. He's the only one in his Underground Alliance who knows how to get to the Secret 12th Level of "Dragon Assassin". His heroes are Newton, Pythagoras, and Kranthor from the game Kosmic Kaos. With his multiweaponed-fantasyland survival skills, he auditioned to Total Drama Island in hopes to apply those skills to the real world. While he's not really coordinated or athletic, Noah is clever enough to come up with remarkable theories of why he should sit this one out, should he be asked to participate in anything that involves more than mental acuity. He learned that one in gym class. He may have an active mind, but he sure likes to sit. He includes that as one of his favorite hobbies, along with lying down and occasionally leaning. He knows he'll take a lot of heat for being the egghead nerd of the group, so he intends to beat them to the punch by unleashing an arsenal of sarcastic digs and put downs. He's got a sharp mind and plans on doing a lot of cutting. Being the runt of a nine-sibling family, Noah has found a way to use brains over brawn with clever manipulation. He never got picked on in the schoolyard because he knew how to draft some lunkhead into smashing somebody's face if they got too close.
Total Drama Island
*Lindsays diary inte part 2*
AGAIN it's about Tyler I was at the Mall and Tyler was in the sprots section in the mall and I just HAD to go in there so I did but then I got kicked out apparently you can't buy a CUTE pair of yoga pants for free and then tyler came to my rescue and said "Are you ok???" and I said "No but now that you're hear I am" then he asked me out on a date and I said yes and Tommoroww I'm going on a date with Tay.....TYLER! And now I'm so Sidekicked I mean Siked about my date with him
~ From Lindsay (I think)
How do YOU think Lindsays date w/ Tyler is gonna go Find out in part 3 :3 :P c:
AGAIN it's about Tyler I was at the Mall and Tyler was in the sprots section in the mall and I just HAD to go in there so I did but then I got kicked out apparently you can't buy a CUTE pair of yoga pants for free and then tyler came to my rescue and said "Are you ok???" and I said "No but now that you're hear I am" then he asked me out on a date and I said yes and Tommoroww I'm going on a date with Tay.....TYLER! And now I'm so Sidekicked I mean Siked about my date with him
~ From Lindsay (I think)
How do YOU think Lindsays date w/ Tyler is gonna go Find out in part 3 :3 :P c:
LYRICS:
Courtney: Boyfriend Hurters (Duncan and Gwen)! I thought y'all are Trent's friends and now both of y'all hurt him like a bunch of monsters from Gremlins!
Alejandro: Boyfriend Hurters! You've hurted Court's boyfriend Trent!
Courtney: Both of y'all are gonna pay! If it's the last thing I do!
Alejandro: That's right!
Courtney: That's right!
Courtney: Both of y'all ruined Total Drama litterly!
Alejandro: And both of y'all treated Trent like a victim to Gwen's love.
Trent: Yeah, Gwen had to hurt me very badly.
Alejandro, Courtney: Boyfriend Hurters!
Courtney: You know what, Duncan and Gwen? I'm not your friend anymore! You know why? You guys are bunch of mean, manipulative, abusive traitors!
Alejandro, Courtney: Both of you are gonna pay!
Courtney: If it's the last thing I do. (Spoken) Both of you will pay for what you did to Trent in TDA.
Alejandro: No need to get crazy. It's lovin' time at last.
Cody, Noah, Tyler, DJ, Alejandro: You don't want to eat us up.
Owen: We're mostly full of gas. No, no!
Gwen, Courtney, Heather: It's mating time for scarabs.
LeShawna: So, what'cha waiting on?
Izzy: Just ignore us humans!
Cody: Ooooo.
All except Bridgette and Ezekiel: And make out till the break of dawn.
Alejandro and Cody: It's lovin' time.
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
Alejandro: Scarab mating season.
Cody: It's lovin' time
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
Alejandro: Scarabs, get busy now...
Harold: It's lovin' time.
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
All: Scarab mating season.
Cody: It's lovin' time.
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
All but Ezekiel: Scarab mating season.
Ezekiel: Seasonal, eh! What, no, wait!
Cody, Noah, Tyler, DJ, Alejandro: You don't want to eat us up.
Owen: We're mostly full of gas. No, no!
Gwen, Courtney, Heather: It's mating time for scarabs.
LeShawna: So, what'cha waiting on?
Izzy: Just ignore us humans!
Cody: Ooooo.
All except Bridgette and Ezekiel: And make out till the break of dawn.
Alejandro and Cody: It's lovin' time.
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
Alejandro: Scarab mating season.
Cody: It's lovin' time
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
Alejandro: Scarabs, get busy now...
Harold: It's lovin' time.
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
All: Scarab mating season.
Cody: It's lovin' time.
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
All but Ezekiel: Scarab mating season.
Ezekiel: Seasonal, eh! What, no, wait!
Courtney: What’s not to love about New York City?
The taxis honk out a New York ditty
The crime is high, the pigeons fly
What’s not to love about New York?
Owen: The lights are brighter
The fun is funner
The bagels are bageler
And the bums are bummer
The dirt and grime make every alley shine
What’s not to love about New York?
…Oops?
Lindsay: The stores and the fashion
Big shows where stars passion
It’s crazy, as the city never sleeps!
DJ: DANCE BREAK!
Lindsay: For the love of dance, STOP!
Courtney/Owen/Lindsay: Subway trains and the hustle-bustle
Cappuccinos while the mobsters tussle
Owen: And pretzel stands for all us pretzel fans!
What’s not to love…?
Courtney/Owen: What’s not to love…?
Courtney/Owen/Lindsay: What’s not to love about New York?!
(All lyrics were obtained by myself after listening to the songs for so long)
The taxis honk out a New York ditty
The crime is high, the pigeons fly
What’s not to love about New York?
Owen: The lights are brighter
The fun is funner
The bagels are bageler
And the bums are bummer
The dirt and grime make every alley shine
What’s not to love about New York?
…Oops?
Lindsay: The stores and the fashion
Big shows where stars passion
It’s crazy, as the city never sleeps!
DJ: DANCE BREAK!
Lindsay: For the love of dance, STOP!
Courtney/Owen/Lindsay: Subway trains and the hustle-bustle
Cappuccinos while the mobsters tussle
Owen: And pretzel stands for all us pretzel fans!
What’s not to love…?
Courtney/Owen: What’s not to love…?
Courtney/Owen/Lindsay: What’s not to love about New York?!
(All lyrics were obtained by myself after listening to the songs for so long)
(Song can be found here: link)
(Courtney) What's not to love about New York City?
The taxis honk out a New York ditty,
The crime is high, the pigeons fly,
What's not to love about New York?
(Owen) The lights are brighter, the fun is funner,
The bagels are bageler, the bums are bummer,
The dirt and grime make every alley shine,
What's not to love about New York?
(Lindsay) The stores, and the fashion,
Big shows are a star's passion,
It's crazy 'cause the city never sleeps!
(DJ) Dance break!
(dancing)
(Lindsay) ...For the love of dance, stop!
(All speaking) Subway trains and the hustle bustle!
Cappucinos and the mobster's tousle!
(Owen) Pretzle stands for all us pretzle fans!
What's not to love...
(All) What's not to love...
What's not to love...
About New York?
(Courtney) What's not to love about New York City?
The taxis honk out a New York ditty,
The crime is high, the pigeons fly,
What's not to love about New York?
(Owen) The lights are brighter, the fun is funner,
The bagels are bageler, the bums are bummer,
The dirt and grime make every alley shine,
What's not to love about New York?
(Lindsay) The stores, and the fashion,
Big shows are a star's passion,
It's crazy 'cause the city never sleeps!
(DJ) Dance break!
(dancing)
(Lindsay) ...For the love of dance, stop!
(All speaking) Subway trains and the hustle bustle!
Cappucinos and the mobster's tousle!
(Owen) Pretzle stands for all us pretzle fans!
What's not to love...
(All) What's not to love...
What's not to love...
About New York?