I looked at Maria. "Three days?" She whispered, angrily. "Its better than nothing!" I exclaimed as we ran through the forest. We found an abandoned campsite nearby. "Victoria would have killed us if we had stayed with her." I continued, remembering the harsh training she had forced us into. "She made us have this life. The Cullens obliterated her. We have rights to be thankful for them." I said. "I know...I just...It was years ago...and I still miss my old life- as a human!" Maria whispered. I nodded. She was my friend back when we were...normal. She was the kindest person I knew. She had a perfect life: Perfect grades, perfect boyfriend, perfect family... The change was too much for her to bare. "It will be okay. I told her. The sun set, and night passed. I missed sleep, I missed everyone, I missed EVERYTHING...
The next day came in silence. Neither me nor Maria said a word. We just hunted, then people watched. People watching is very different when you're not a person...by the way. The night passed just the same.
The next day, however, was different. I heard rustles in the forest, grabbed Maria, and investigated. It was Carlisle, looking for us."Over here!" Yelled Maria. He sped over in a second. "We have made our decision." He told us. In that moment- time froze...
The next day came in silence. Neither me nor Maria said a word. We just hunted, then people watched. People watching is very different when you're not a person...by the way. The night passed just the same.
The next day, however, was different. I heard rustles in the forest, grabbed Maria, and investigated. It was Carlisle, looking for us."Over here!" Yelled Maria. He sped over in a second. "We have made our decision." He told us. In that moment- time froze...
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”