Heyy guys, so I've got more awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga books or movies!
* Can I just say before you read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(
Here goes...
Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!
Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!
I’m just wondering... If choosing between vampires and werewolves is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can you have sparkly fleas?
Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy bear ;)
Team Jacob... because we’d all love a space heater ;)
Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)
98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer said that breathing wasn’t cool.
The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think you know which are the most widely spread ;)
I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)
Boys in books are just better!
Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!
Is going to get the wolves to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)
You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what you are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!
Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)
You think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in love with a 110 year old, non-existent vampire!
I want to know Team Edward or Team Jacob... Or Team Gimme Both?
Move over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!
Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)
Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)
Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.
I’ve just been bitten by _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.
I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...
I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...
Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863
Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901
I’m heading off to bed early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...
Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....
I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)
I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...
Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?
New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!
Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?
I’m on Team Edward in the books but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the movies ;)
Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN you can ask me out!
Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)
When you taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!
I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)
I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....
If Jacob tried to kiss me I wouldn’t punch him in the face.
Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On second thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...
If Jake imprints on you then he’ll outlive you. Which is why you get Edward to fall in love with you and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.
I just don’t understand the whole debate about who’s hotter, Edward or Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, vampires are cold and werewolves are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer said it herself ;)
Hope you enjoyed them ;) They'll be more to come I assure you!
If you haven't read the first ones I posted then go onto my articles and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'
Please rate and comment if you liked ;)
Thank you so much guys, your all so awesome! :D
xxx AliceRoxx xxx
* Can I just say before you read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(
Here goes...
Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!
Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!
I’m just wondering... If choosing between vampires and werewolves is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can you have sparkly fleas?
Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy bear ;)
Team Jacob... because we’d all love a space heater ;)
Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)
98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer said that breathing wasn’t cool.
The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think you know which are the most widely spread ;)
I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)
Boys in books are just better!
Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!
Is going to get the wolves to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)
You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what you are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!
Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)
You think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in love with a 110 year old, non-existent vampire!
I want to know Team Edward or Team Jacob... Or Team Gimme Both?
Move over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!
Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)
Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)
Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.
I’ve just been bitten by _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.
I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...
I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...
Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863
Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901
I’m heading off to bed early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...
Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....
I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)
I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...
Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?
New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!
Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?
I’m on Team Edward in the books but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the movies ;)
Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN you can ask me out!
Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)
When you taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!
I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)
I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....
If Jacob tried to kiss me I wouldn’t punch him in the face.
Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On second thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...
If Jake imprints on you then he’ll outlive you. Which is why you get Edward to fall in love with you and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.
I just don’t understand the whole debate about who’s hotter, Edward or Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, vampires are cold and werewolves are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer said it herself ;)
Hope you enjoyed them ;) They'll be more to come I assure you!
If you haven't read the first ones I posted then go onto my articles and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'
Please rate and comment if you liked ;)
Thank you so much guys, your all so awesome! :D
xxx AliceRoxx xxx
I personal would like to just speak my mind. To all of you don't want her to be Jane, I guess I understand. But, I like Dakota Fanning. She's a great actress and I think she'd be great. Here are some reasons why I want he to be Jane.
1. She's been in TONS of movies, so she has experience.
2. She looks the role (In my opinion.)
3. She in "Push" so I would think she has some experience with things like New Moon (and the rest).
4. She's always the good-girl. For once she should be bad.
Those are only some that I can think of at the moment.
If you don't want her to be, I respect that. Also, if you think that, leave a comment saying why or why not please!
Also, if you actually read this:
Thanks!
1. She's been in TONS of movies, so she has experience.
2. She looks the role (In my opinion.)
3. She in "Push" so I would think she has some experience with things like New Moon (and the rest).
4. She's always the good-girl. For once she should be bad.
Those are only some that I can think of at the moment.
If you don't want her to be, I respect that. Also, if you think that, leave a comment saying why or why not please!
Also, if you actually read this:
Thanks!
1. He tells her to stay away from him.
2. She says shes not afraid of him.
3. He lets her cry on his shirt and ruin it.
4. He just wants her to be happy.
5. She trusts him.
6. He didn't kill her
7. When the car threatened to crush her all he could think was "Not her"
8. The lion fell in love with the lamb.
9. He left her only for her protection.
10. He won't end her life for her.
11. He took her to the prom because he did't want her to miss anything.
12. He feels very protective of her.
13. He risked blowing the family secret to save her.
14. He is her "Prisoner".
15. He dazzles her.
16. She doesn't care that he is a "Killer".
17. He sayed with her in the Hospital
18. He watches her sleep.
19. She always forgives him.
20. He dove her home when she felt sick.
2. She says shes not afraid of him.
3. He lets her cry on his shirt and ruin it.
4. He just wants her to be happy.
5. She trusts him.
6. He didn't kill her
7. When the car threatened to crush her all he could think was "Not her"
8. The lion fell in love with the lamb.
9. He left her only for her protection.
10. He won't end her life for her.
11. He took her to the prom because he did't want her to miss anything.
12. He feels very protective of her.
13. He risked blowing the family secret to save her.
14. He is her "Prisoner".
15. He dazzles her.
16. She doesn't care that he is a "Killer".
17. He sayed with her in the Hospital
18. He watches her sleep.
19. She always forgives him.
20. He dove her home when she felt sick.
Distributor: Summit Entertainment Release Date: November 21, 2008
Genre: Romance Running Time: 2 hrs. 0 min.
MPAA Rating: PG-13 Production Budget: $37 million
TOTAL LIFETIME GROSSES
Domestic: $138,552,000 86.7%
+ Foreign: $21,325,749 13.3%
= Worldwide: $159,877,749
DOMESTIC SUMMARY
Opening Weekend: $69,637,740
(3,419 theaters, $20,368 average)
% of Total Gross: 50.3%
Widest Release: 3,620 theaters
In Release: 17 days / 2.4 weeks
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I got into the house.I knew that it was worse than james I held my Drink.
Edward We need to be prepared.I could train with Jasper he wasin the army before he was turned. He could train us both me and Buffy .I held my cross bow "Hmm"I oiled it .
I saw that my tojo blades were getting rusty
I decided to Grab all my slaying stuff.
More avanced Sliver stakes but doesn't work as well as holy water and fire filled Cross.
I ran down to the basement.I felt pain from another.It was Jazz.He was reading "gone With The Wind".
Oh god why "jazz please stop i can feel your hurt."
huh?
It's one of my abilities now stop felling sorry for your self and help us didn't you hear from edward theres a new evil in town!
Edward We need to be prepared.I could train with Jasper he wasin the army before he was turned. He could train us both me and Buffy .I held my cross bow "Hmm"I oiled it .
I saw that my tojo blades were getting rusty
I decided to Grab all my slaying stuff.
More avanced Sliver stakes but doesn't work as well as holy water and fire filled Cross.
I ran down to the basement.I felt pain from another.It was Jazz.He was reading "gone With The Wind".
Oh god why "jazz please stop i can feel your hurt."
huh?
It's one of my abilities now stop felling sorry for your self and help us didn't you hear from edward theres a new evil in town!
Okay, this might be a big-old pointless rant, but i absolutely hate when people BASH on other character (i'm not saying any names) and i'm not just talking about Jacob-hating. If you want to bash on Jacob or any other character for that matter go the Jacob-Hating Spot, and if their isn't one, create one then!!!! I don't mind people sharing well-though out and intelligent opinions, it's just that i'm absolutley sick of all this hating on Jacob and Jacob lovers! I hate completely and utter idiocy comments done on this spot for Twilight lovers IN GENERAL like "Jacob f*** sucks!" and we've all seen it and heard of it, and i doubt this article will make any difference but i needed to get it out of my system. You don't see me going aroung saying things like "Edward sucks, and Bella will ALWAYS belong to Jacob." because it would seriously piss of ALOT of people. My thoughts. That's all. Don't care if someone comments on this just to somehow piss me off.
(End of pointless-rant)
(End of pointless-rant)
The 22-year-old British actor and his blockbuster film, Twilight, are taking center stage in the issue. The movie made over $70 million at the box office opening weekend - a record for director Catherine Hardwicke, who is now the only female director in history to have a film gross that high.
As Kristen Stewart and Robert take a mini-break for the Thanksgiving holiday, Robert is showing a bit of the rebel in him. He shared, “‘I cannot wait to cut my hair. It’s so annoying! I was at a photo shoot the other day, and people were saying, ‘They say we can’t touch your hair. You have trademarked hair!’ No, I don’t.”
Be sure to pick up your own copy of EW this weekend!
Kristen, 18, recently sat down with MSNBC and dished about the book series that has everyone talking. “(I) lived with the first book. For like three months or however long that was, and I haven’t been able to move on.”
She says of co-star and on-screen love Robert Pattinson who plays Edward Cullen, “He was so different from everybody else that came in (to audition). He’s very responsive, he sees and he listens. And that’s very important, that you’re not acting in a scene by yourself.”