A Youtube Script:
*episode fourteen*
*Plans*
--Rosalie’s P.O.V:--
*thinking*
Fight.
Fight.
Fight.
FIGHT!!!!!!!!!
*done thinking*
Rosalie: *walking into the Cullen house; her eyes are Cullen color again*
*from other room*
Emmett: *screaming* YOU IDIOT!
Jasper: I’m the idiot? *screams* YOU ARE!
Edward: Guys, chill.
Jasper: *screaming* TELL EMMETT TO CHILL!
Bella: Guys.
Rosalie: *runs in there and pushes Bella out of the way* Bella…you don’t want to die do you?
Bella: Sure-what’s up?
Rosalie: Let’s get pregnant.
*Emmett, Jasper, and Edward turn their heads toward Rose and Bell*
Emmett: Rosalie.
Edward: Bella.
Jasper: Burn!
Emmett: I’m gonna kill him!
Jasper: You really should be worrying about her.
Emmett: *points to Alice* and you should be worrying about her.
Jasper: She’s not trying to get pregnant.
Emmett: At least they’re not knocked up.
Jasper: Yet.
Edward: They’re not going to be, Jasper.
Jasper: Well, good luck with that.
Edward: Whatever. *looks at Bella* Bella.
Bella: Not my idea! *points at Rosalie* Hers!
Rosalie: Bella!
Bella: Sorry! But…Edward isn’t really gonna like that.
Rosalie: Well, neither is Emmett…but it‘ll distract them from fighting.
Emmett: Hey! I’m right here.
Bella: *ignoring Emmett* us fat and miserable?
Rosalie: *a little hurt* we wouldn’t be miserable. We would be happy.
Bella: I don’t know, Rose.
Emmett: Guys!
Edward: Yeah, nobody except Ali is getting pregnant!
Rosalie: *eyes light up* Of course not, Edward. Emmett. Now why would we do that?
Emmett: I know about 100 reasons. What are you up to, Rosalie?
Rosalie: Absolutely nothing, darling.
Emmett: *to Edward* She’s up to something, Edward. I know it.
Edward: *expression is like DUH!* I noticed-she’s never that happy unless she has a plan up her nasty little sleeves.
Emmett: What is it?
Edward: Well, how am I supposed to know?
Emmett: Read her mind. DUH!
Edward: *groans*
*thanks for reading!*
Enjoy!
*episode fourteen*
*Plans*
--Rosalie’s P.O.V:--
*thinking*
Fight.
Fight.
Fight.
FIGHT!!!!!!!!!
*done thinking*
Rosalie: *walking into the Cullen house; her eyes are Cullen color again*
*from other room*
Emmett: *screaming* YOU IDIOT!
Jasper: I’m the idiot? *screams* YOU ARE!
Edward: Guys, chill.
Jasper: *screaming* TELL EMMETT TO CHILL!
Bella: Guys.
Rosalie: *runs in there and pushes Bella out of the way* Bella…you don’t want to die do you?
Bella: Sure-what’s up?
Rosalie: Let’s get pregnant.
*Emmett, Jasper, and Edward turn their heads toward Rose and Bell*
Emmett: Rosalie.
Edward: Bella.
Jasper: Burn!
Emmett: I’m gonna kill him!
Jasper: You really should be worrying about her.
Emmett: *points to Alice* and you should be worrying about her.
Jasper: She’s not trying to get pregnant.
Emmett: At least they’re not knocked up.
Jasper: Yet.
Edward: They’re not going to be, Jasper.
Jasper: Well, good luck with that.
Edward: Whatever. *looks at Bella* Bella.
Bella: Not my idea! *points at Rosalie* Hers!
Rosalie: Bella!
Bella: Sorry! But…Edward isn’t really gonna like that.
Rosalie: Well, neither is Emmett…but it‘ll distract them from fighting.
Emmett: Hey! I’m right here.
Bella: *ignoring Emmett* us fat and miserable?
Rosalie: *a little hurt* we wouldn’t be miserable. We would be happy.
Bella: I don’t know, Rose.
Emmett: Guys!
Edward: Yeah, nobody except Ali is getting pregnant!
Rosalie: *eyes light up* Of course not, Edward. Emmett. Now why would we do that?
Emmett: I know about 100 reasons. What are you up to, Rosalie?
Rosalie: Absolutely nothing, darling.
Emmett: *to Edward* She’s up to something, Edward. I know it.
Edward: *expression is like DUH!* I noticed-she’s never that happy unless she has a plan up her nasty little sleeves.
Emmett: What is it?
Edward: Well, how am I supposed to know?
Emmett: Read her mind. DUH!
Edward: *groans*
*thanks for reading!*
Enjoy!
9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.
8.: Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.
6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".
4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3.: Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.
2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy or McDreamy.
and finally......
1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".
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Screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg promises that the final Twilight installment will have the sex scene, although it may not have the birth scene.
Rosenberg described the Breaking Dawn sex scene between Pattinson's Edward Cullen and Stewart's Bella Swan this way:
“Breaking Dawn will be sexier [than its predecessors.] I think we can get awfully sexy with a PG-13, I’m not worried about the rating. I know a lot of fans are like, ‘We have to go R to do it justice,’ but I don’t think so. I think it’s going to be pretty hot. Way hot!”