Chapter Six:
Lexy’s P.O.V:
“Why are you giving me a bell?” I asked as Dad handed me a small bell to jingle whenever I needed something. “Because I’m babysitting and need to fill some paperwork out.” He kissed my head. “Isn’t Seth here?” Dad shook his head. “No, sweetie pie. Jacob had a best man meeting.” I nodded, “Including Seth?” He nodded and turned upstairs.
‘I like to spit…a lot…and if I could spit anywhere in the world I would spit on you’re heart!’
Renesmee and Lexy’s Song….haha…something must be going on.
I fished my cell out of my pocket. Up on the screen was a picture of Renny & I.
‘~Text Message From: Renesmee~’
R- Can you please call me? I think I’m in denial.
L- *sigh* Y cant I just txt u?
R- I need a gurl 2 talk 2.
L- Ware r u?
R- Uh…with uncle Emmett. He dragged me shopping 4 game boys.
L- Fun…hey will u cum bbsit me?
R- ahh…daddy is bbsiting u? lol, sure, babe. BRT.
L- Yay…cya l8er.
Rosalie walked in from the garden in a tunic and sleek skinny jeans. “Sexy…” I whistled. She did a Vamp Blush and curtsied laughing and plopped down next to me.
Renesmee’s P.O.V:
S- Dude, your fiancé is driving me nuts.
R- Haha…your impregnated is making me happy!
S- Ohh…lol, tell her 2 text me, please…
R- Sure…whatever…
S- THX SIS! <3
“He wants you to text him, my sis.” I laid the phone on the table and slid my leg on top of Lexy’s. She pushed it away as she slid her’s on mine. I let it there since I’m pretty freakin’ sure I don’t want to mess with my pregnant twin. She giggled as I rubbed the soles of her worn feet. They were getting swollen I noticed. She got out her i-phone and opened the i-text app.
She ended up showing me all the mushy gushy texts she had received or texted.
S- I heard this and thought of u: You’re Life Is Mine And My Life Is Yours.
Yuck…
R- Aww…thanx! Ur The Best, baby boy! I’ll never let u go.
Dear conscience, what have I done to deserve this?!?
S- Me neither…want to go 2 a remote island…4ever?
Uggh…no…don’t leave me alone now! I need you!
R- Fine…with or without pregnancy and kid?
Please stop, pregnant twin.
S- With for a few months then we can dump him in the monkey castle.
Barf…
R- Cool…TTYL, I am going to get something hot on 4 wen u cum home.
This time I am actually going to barf.
Lexy’s P.O.V:
She was still rubbing my feet which was sweet but a lil’ weird. Just the teensiest. I put my phone on the coffee table and rang the bell.
Boom, Boom, Boom…
“Lexy?” Dad yelled. “Is everything alright?” Then he saw Renny. “Alexis.” He sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. “You told me to ring the bell whenever I needed something…I need something.” “Then what is it?” I thought for a second and opened up my iphone. It needed charged PLUS I needed my laptop. To check my e-mails DUH!
“Laptop…iphone charger? Hoagie?” he rolled his eyes, “Blood…” Fifteen seconds later he came out with all the crap. “Thanks, daddy.” He nodded and went back upstairs.
Please Log onto your hotmail!
“Okay, dingy…that’s where I was going.”
Welcome To Hotmail!
Username: Alexis_Cullen@hotmail.com
Password: **** (lexy)
15 new messages, Alexis!
Yay…now I get to check them all!
I felt my phone vibrate on my lap and picked it up.
Caller I.D:
Unknown Name
Unknown Number
What? Who is stalking me now?
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Lexy’s P.O.V:
“Why are you giving me a bell?” I asked as Dad handed me a small bell to jingle whenever I needed something. “Because I’m babysitting and need to fill some paperwork out.” He kissed my head. “Isn’t Seth here?” Dad shook his head. “No, sweetie pie. Jacob had a best man meeting.” I nodded, “Including Seth?” He nodded and turned upstairs.
‘I like to spit…a lot…and if I could spit anywhere in the world I would spit on you’re heart!’
Renesmee and Lexy’s Song….haha…something must be going on.
I fished my cell out of my pocket. Up on the screen was a picture of Renny & I.
‘~Text Message From: Renesmee~’
R- Can you please call me? I think I’m in denial.
L- *sigh* Y cant I just txt u?
R- I need a gurl 2 talk 2.
L- Ware r u?
R- Uh…with uncle Emmett. He dragged me shopping 4 game boys.
L- Fun…hey will u cum bbsit me?
R- ahh…daddy is bbsiting u? lol, sure, babe. BRT.
L- Yay…cya l8er.
Rosalie walked in from the garden in a tunic and sleek skinny jeans. “Sexy…” I whistled. She did a Vamp Blush and curtsied laughing and plopped down next to me.
Renesmee’s P.O.V:
S- Dude, your fiancé is driving me nuts.
R- Haha…your impregnated is making me happy!
S- Ohh…lol, tell her 2 text me, please…
R- Sure…whatever…
S- THX SIS! <3
“He wants you to text him, my sis.” I laid the phone on the table and slid my leg on top of Lexy’s. She pushed it away as she slid her’s on mine. I let it there since I’m pretty freakin’ sure I don’t want to mess with my pregnant twin. She giggled as I rubbed the soles of her worn feet. They were getting swollen I noticed. She got out her i-phone and opened the i-text app.
She ended up showing me all the mushy gushy texts she had received or texted.
S- I heard this and thought of u: You’re Life Is Mine And My Life Is Yours.
Yuck…
R- Aww…thanx! Ur The Best, baby boy! I’ll never let u go.
Dear conscience, what have I done to deserve this?!?
S- Me neither…want to go 2 a remote island…4ever?
Uggh…no…don’t leave me alone now! I need you!
R- Fine…with or without pregnancy and kid?
Please stop, pregnant twin.
S- With for a few months then we can dump him in the monkey castle.
Barf…
R- Cool…TTYL, I am going to get something hot on 4 wen u cum home.
This time I am actually going to barf.
Lexy’s P.O.V:
She was still rubbing my feet which was sweet but a lil’ weird. Just the teensiest. I put my phone on the coffee table and rang the bell.
Boom, Boom, Boom…
“Lexy?” Dad yelled. “Is everything alright?” Then he saw Renny. “Alexis.” He sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. “You told me to ring the bell whenever I needed something…I need something.” “Then what is it?” I thought for a second and opened up my iphone. It needed charged PLUS I needed my laptop. To check my e-mails DUH!
“Laptop…iphone charger? Hoagie?” he rolled his eyes, “Blood…” Fifteen seconds later he came out with all the crap. “Thanks, daddy.” He nodded and went back upstairs.
Please Log onto your hotmail!
“Okay, dingy…that’s where I was going.”
Welcome To Hotmail!
Username: Alexis_Cullen@hotmail.com
Password: **** (lexy)
15 new messages, Alexis!
Yay…now I get to check them all!
I felt my phone vibrate on my lap and picked it up.
Caller I.D:
Unknown Name
Unknown Number
What? Who is stalking me now?
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ok so i am going to come out with this as i think it i love twilight it is brill but i hate edward i think he is to controling over bella and he doesn't want her to go and see jacob because jacob is way better looking than he is and he is afrad that he will get better and another thing is why do people think that he is good looking i think he is really ugly i can't see why people really fancy him i luv taylor launter and i am 100% a team jacob because at the end of the day jacob is just way better than edward and that is the end of it!
Edward after being with the Volturi for around 3 or 4 years.
Bella
how i finished the beginning of this sentance:
jacob black:
sucks
has rabies
is mental
is on steroids
tried to steal bella
failed at stealing bella
hates edward
is stupid
is retarded
couldn't be a human
is a dog
is sooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooo-oooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
retarded i can't even say how stupid he is and he should never date renesmee and is a big fat lozer who wont ever date a cool girl and to prove it he forced bella to kiss him. wat a lozer...:)
i hate jacob
team edward... <3
jacob black:
sucks
has rabies
is mental
is on steroids
tried to steal bella
failed at stealing bella
hates edward
is stupid
is retarded
couldn't be a human
is a dog
is sooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooo-oooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
retarded i can't even say how stupid he is and he should never date renesmee and is a big fat lozer who wont ever date a cool girl and to prove it he forced bella to kiss him. wat a lozer...:)
i hate jacob
team edward... <3
At first the list included Gus Van Sant, Sofia Coppola, and Bill Condon discovered by Hollywood insider Nikkie Finke who writes for Deadline Hollywood. Then the name Stephen Daldry surfaced discovered by the LA Times. Right after that MTV (there seems to be a pattern here, you’ll see in a minute) asked The Runaways director, Floria Sigismondi, if she were interested and she gave a polite and non-committal answer.
Now enter M. Night Shyamalan, director of the upcoming The Last Airbender that stars Jackson Rathbone. MTV put the question to him, and to our surprise M. Knight (can we call him just Knight?) was a apparently fan of the first movie…who knew?
“”I would’ve loved to be– I love the series, and Catherine [Hardwicke's] movie, it was one of my favorite movies of that year,” he said. “Really, I thought tonally, it was a perfect movie. I called her up after I saw ‘Twilight’ and was like ‘That was amazing.’ So I’m a big fan.”
10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen
10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
Jacob Black
9. “Superstitious old man.” (Page 239)
8. “Pretty crazy stuff, though, isn’t it? No wonder my dad doesn’t want us to talk about it anymore.” (Page 126)
7. “So do you think we’re a bunch of superstitious natives or what?” (Page 126)
6. “I guess I just violated the treaty.” (Page 126)
5. “You wouldn’t happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder for a 1986 Volkswagen Rabbit?” (Page 120)
4. “I swear the old man is losing his mind.” (Page 490)
3. “Can you believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?” (Page 490)
2. “I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster.” (Page 120)
1. “So, should I tell him you said to butt the hell out?” (Page 492)
Eclipse
