Heroes of the Storm Anub'arak

Ugh. This game is drastically horrible that I have no why I'm even reviewing it. Anyway, the game takes place at ACME Looniversity, where Plucky forgets to write his book report and decides to build a time machine so he can change the past and do his homework. Now that I've got the story explained, I'll just skip to the review.

Gameplay:
Thankfully, the controls aren't sloppy in any way. You basically move Plucky around using the analog stick, which sounds very simple. I don't have too much to explain here, so I'll just sum up this part of the review by saying that controls for just about everything...

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