Heretic Music - E3M2 - The Cesspool

Welcome to the Spuddy review of Warhawk! Here I will inform you about the quality of gameplay, graphics, sound, and presentation of the game.
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Warhawk is kind of a hard game to review, as I may not see it and play it as you do. Everyone has different tactics and will play it in a different way. Someone may be a sniper, or jump right into a tank or Warhawk, or just be an ass by camping and picking off people with their ever annoying, one-hit-kill knife. The game contains lots of teamwork, but despite what you might hear, the consistency of it all can...

Now you've all heard of Guitar Hero, right? Okay. Well EVERYONE knows what Dance Dance Revolution is... right? Well, just to go a bit farther in time, I'm going to review one of my all-time favorite musical games, "Parappa the Rapper". So, the game starts out with a puppy, Parappa, who is desperately in love with this Sunflower girl, named Sunny. The names of the characters are all types of puns. EG: Katy Kat, PJ Berri, Chop Chop Master Onion, etc. (if none of you get these names, then you REALLY need to get out more) Anyway, Parappa does many tasks in order to win Sunny heart. The exception...

I remember buying Thievius Raccoonus several years ago. I popped it into my PS2 and it made wonders. --Okay. Maybe it wasn't THAT game that made wonders, but it's sequel- Sly 2: Band of Thieves. This game has changed the way I have played video games because it is one of (if not THE) first great video games I had ever bought other than Thievius Raccoonus.

First off, the gameplay, visuals, and controls are all an absolute hoot. These three elements are combined so perfectly that you will find yourself dashing through the intro of the game and running across ropes to explore more of this visual...

These days, games seem to be taken for granted. Many impressive technical achievements such as those found in the game Fracture and Shadow of the Colossus are just completely overlooked, but a few years ago they would've been amazing to many people. People say that, if the graphics in a game don't match up to those of some other more popular games, they're terrible, but they really aren't. It's just that people are so used to Crysis-quality graphics that anything below those standards are considered ugly.
People also say that Fracture is a mediocre game because it didn't implement it's ground...

My friend, Frank, has a 360. I go over to his house sometimes to game with him, and I became extremely interested in getting my own. When I researched the console online I became even more convinced this was the console to get. But one tiny, little thing completely disintegrated all of my thoughts of getting a 360- the still un-released game, inFamous. This game had me amazed and since it was a PS3 exclusive and was produced by my favorite studio, I decided to get a PS3 instead. And I am sooooooo glad that I did.

First off, simply unboxing this beautifully designed console was a marvelous experience....

Some of may have heard of Ratchet and Clank..... some have not.These have always been one of personal favourites and the best(according to me)was Ratchet and Clank 2.

This game has always been a wonderful one no matter how many times I've played it.The graphics were pretty cool for it's time and the gameplay was nothing but excellent and kept me up for hours on end and finally the humor kept me laughing for hours(and it still does)

The storyline was not too exciting but was still good and kept me wondering, why and how did they make a vicious little fuzz ball? Gamers who seek a challenge won't...

Three and a half grueling years ago, Sucker Punch revealed their latest new IP, inFamous. Despite only seeing a couple pictures, a trailer, and some E3 gameplay, I was immediately sold as soon as the name Sucker Punch was teamed up with the game and bought a PS3 just to play the game. And did it pay off? Perhaps not quite in the way I had expected, but... heck, yes, it did. After already completing one playthrough as a Hero through this beautiful game in just under a day, I can say that inFamous, while not quite as potentially boundless as I had hyped it up to be, still greatly broadens the...

I will start out this review by saying that Naughty Dog has created what is easily among the worst games I have ever played. The gameplay and graphics in Uncharted are horrendous and the atmosphere is terrible. The controls are very loose and the story is lousy.

...That's what I WOULD say, if I were a guy who played the game in a mental asylum.

Because the truth is, Uncharted is one of the greatest games I have ever played. The gameplay and graphics in Uncharted are highly entertaining and beautiful, respectively. The atmosphere around you is so realistic, at times you think you could reach right...

As I have mentioned quite a lot recently, I have become tired with the Wii’s lack of hardcore games (or decent games, for that matter); so I decided to buy a 360.

The first thing I thought upon buying the console was “Freakin’ heck, this is ridiculously expensive”. I bought an Xbox 360 Elite with two pre-owned games (Halo 3 and Rainbow Six Vegas 2) and one new game (Battlefield: Bad Company) with two controllers, one of which was pre-owned. The whole lot amounted to over £400, which is about $800. On top of this, I have to pay to play online. Sure, it’s only £40 ($80) a year, but...

Ugh. This game is drastically horrible that I have no why I'm even reviewing it. Anyway, the game takes place at ACME Looniversity, where Plucky forgets to write his book report and decides to build a time machine so he can change the past and do his homework. Now that I've got the story explained, I'll just skip to the review.

Gameplay:
Thankfully, the controls aren't sloppy in any way. You basically move Plucky around using the analog stick, which sounds very simple. I don't have too much to explain here, so I'll just sum up this part of the review by saying that controls for just about everything...

This is a sequel-article to one of my recent articles which was a giant rant about the apparent crappiness of the 360. I think it's fair to say I made it out to be the greatest rip-off on the face of the Earth. EVERYTHING is different once you have got your Gold Membership, there's so much new stuff to download and re-theme your screen. That is, once you've got past the torturous set-up of the internet connection and membership.

My horrible journey started with trailing a giant ethernet cable across my living room (from PC to 360) and digging a nail into the wall above the door frame to serve...