Courtroom No. 3
12: 00 p.m. June 16th

Judge: So, I believe that Mr. Mays was able to bring in the witness
Marcus: Yes, your honor. She is a little scared, so I suggest you try to keep calm... Mr. Justice
Swift: *There is something about this guy... I don't know what... But I feel like... No, thats just crazy talk*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Jessica: I'm Jessica Jess and... Well... Lou prefers to do all the hard work
Marcus: So you witnessed the murder
Jessica: ...Yes
Marcus: And, could you tell us who was the killer
Lou: ...*smile*
Jessica: I-it was... It was Lou
Lou: ................WHAT!!!
Jessica: He walked up to the victim and spoke to him. It was definitely Lou's voice
Lou: .............................................
Swift: *Oh. Poor Lou. This must be hurting him a lot*
Marcus. Well, could you testify as to what happened
Jessica: Yes. I was in the restroom right before the murder happened. Once I was opening the door to leave, I saw Lou stab the two men. I then took out my camera and snapped a picture of the incident. Then, thats when I heard Lou speak to the victim, and then he walked away
Judge: So, you took a picture of the victim killer
Jessica: Yes. I'm lucky I didn't get caught
Judge: Hmm. Well, Mr. Justice. You may begin your cross-examination now
Swift: *That sounded way too good to be true. But, if I'm going to prove it, I'll have to do so in this cross-examination
Jessica: I was in the restroom right before the murder occurred
Swift: HOLD IT! How long were you in there
Jessica: I'd say about... five minutes
Swift: Well, what were you doing in there, exactly
Jessica: !!!
Judge: !!!
Lilly: !!!
Marcus: !!!
*Whack* *Whack* *Whack*
Swift: AHH!
Marcus: That has to be the most rudest, dumbest, most uncivilized question to ever come out of your mouth. Surprising, considering that is all that ever comes out of your mouth
Jessica: You should be ashamed of yourself
Judge: How do you sleep at night, Mr. Justice
Lilly: Awful!
Swift: *Good God, what am I. A vocal punching bag
Jessica: Once I opened the door to leave, I saw Lou stab two men
Swift: HOLD IT! You saw them, and behind all those pillars
Jessica: They can't put a pillar in front of the woman's restroom, now can they. It would be hard to see
Marcus: That is true... Oh, I'm sorry. I almost forgot
*Whack* Whack* *Whack*
Swift: OW!!!
Marcus: Stop asking stupid questions and actually cross-examine
Swift: *Sigh*
Jessica: I then took out my camera and snapped a picture of the incident
Swift: OBJECTION! What you said just now, doesn't seem right
Marcus: OBJECTION! What is wrong. She said she took a picture of the incident. The photo is right here, after all
Swift: Thats not what wrong. What's wrong is the cameras location. Ms. Jess said she was in the restroom when she took a picture. Now please, look at the photo again. In the photo, you can see a door that says "Woman's Restroom"
Jessica: Ah!
Swift: Now, tell me this. How can the woman's restroom be in the photo... WHEN MS. JESS WAS IN IT ALREADY!!!
Jessica: AHH!!!
Judge: Why, your absolutely-
Marcus: Wrong
Judge: W-what? Wrong?
Marcus: It does not matter where the witness was. All that matters is what she saw. Besides, she got the picture anyway. And with this here Handy-Dandy Camera
Judge: Wow. That camera looks like it costed a lot of money
Marcus: It did. Now, I want the witness to tell us what she did after the killer left
Jessica: Okay. I was so scared, especially since I was alone with a dead body and an injured man and a killer on the loose. I called the police and just waited for them. Lou then came back, but he looked all tired. The police finally came and took Lou away
Judge: So, it would appear that you were the one who saved the victims life
Jessica: Yes
Judge: Hmm. Mr. Justice. Begin your cross-examination
Jessica: I was so scared, especially since I was alone with a dead body and an injured man and a killer on the loose
Swift: HOLD IT! Why were you just sitting around there if you were so scared
Jessica: I didn't want to leave Lou there. I wanted to make sure he was safe
Swift: *So, testifying against hims is any better*
I called the police and just waited for them
Swift: OBJECTION! I knew you were lying from the start of the cross-examination
Jessica: What?
Swift: You said you called the police after the murder occurred. However, Detective John Marshall told us, yesterday, that the phone call was made BEFORE the murder happened
Jessica: Ah!
Swift: So, tell me this... WHY WOULD YOU CALL THE POLICE TWICE!!!
Jessica: AH!
Marcus: OBJECTION! This is a stupid piece of evidence, though, its fitting for such a stupid attorney
Swift: *Why you...*
Marcus: It's quite obvious why the witness said she called them before and after the incident occurred
Judge: What is it
Jessica: Well...
Marcus: She forgot
Judge: Oh, well thats understandable
Lilly: WHAT! NO IT ISN'T! YOU MAY BE ABLE TO FOOL THE JUDGE, MARCUS, BUT YOU CAN'T FOOL SWIFT! I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO THE REAL STUPID ONE HERE IS!!!
Marcus: !!!!!!!!
Swift: *Marcus looks really mad. But even he wouldn't hit a-
*Whack* *Whack* *Whack*
Lilly: OUCH!!!
Swift: WOMAN!?
Judge: M-MR. MAYS
Marcus: Stupid, idiotic, pathetic waste of flesh. I told you to shut your mouth and stay seated
Swift: L-Lilly! Are you okay?
Lilly: ..... I see why he calls it the Pain Cane
Judge: Now, Mr. Mays. Hitting Mr. Justice is understandable
Swift: *What?*
Judge: But hitting a young lady? Thats just rude
Marcus: I said nothing stops me from finding the truth. Now, as I said before some waste of flesh and bone interrupted me, the witness forgot, and I think the defenses claims are void
Judge: Hmm... Very well. Mr. Justice, I'm afraid these claims won't do
Swift: *Oh, for the love of God*
Judge: Now, Ms. Jess, please continue with your testimony
Jessica: Okay. Lou then came back, but he looked all tired
Swift: HOLD IT! Why do you think he was tired?
Jessica: Well, I'm not sure, but I guess it was to dispose of the mask
Swift: Hmm *What she said could help, but I need to be careful with what I do* That's all I needed to know.
Marcus: What do you mean
Swift: My client couldn't have disposed of his mask. That is, if he was wearing one
Judge: What do you mean
Swift: My client was busy with something else to dispose of a mask... TAKE THAT!
Judge: Um... Mr. Justice... That's just a bottle cap
Swift: Exactly, your honor. My client was trying to get a soda the whole time the killer- the real killer- was causing the crime
Judge: What... The real killer
Swift: Yes, your honor. And I know just who
Judge: Who? Who is the real killer
Swift: TAKE THAT! If we put together all the evidence, then we can see who the killer is. And it would seem that the real killer... IS JESSICA JESS!!!
Jessica: AHH!!!
Judge: What? But, why would the defendants lover want to frame him
Swift: It's obvious. She wasn't trying to
Judge: What
Swift: She heard about my client losing half of his bank account and she wanted to help him. of course, it did not go so well. Thats why she stayed behind. She wanted to take the fall. But the blame was put on Lou
Marcus: You are without a doubt the worst attorney I have ever met. A killer wanting to help the defendant. That is total, and 100%
Jessica: True
Marcus: W-What?
Jessica: I did do it. I did kill Mr. McBrew
Judge: W-WHAT!!!
Jessica: I didn't want to, but I had to. I didn't want to see my Louey in so much despair.
Swift: Then why did you testify against him
Jessica: Because... I was then afraid. And I am so sorry for it
Lou: .....Jessie
Jessica: I'm so sorry, Louey. Its best that you never see me again. But... I always... I always will love you
Lou: ........................Jessie
Jessica: Goodbye, Louey........................
Judge: *Sniff* Oh, how tragic *Cry*
*Whack*
Judge: OUCH!!
Marcus: I HAVE JUST ABOUT HAD IT! THIS COURT IS A MESS OF FILTH! PATHETIC JUDGES! LIYING WITNESSES! DUMB DEFENDANTS! And then there's the defense... The largest FILTH in the courtroom. Swift. One day, I'll beat you. You, and your pathetic assistant
Judge: Well, I am now ready to hand down my verdict. Before I do. Does the defense or the prosecution have anything to say
Swift: No, your honor
Marcus: .......Everything that needs to be said... Has been said
Judge: Very well. I find the defendant, Lou Romanse... NOT GUILTY!!! Court is now adjourned

Court Lobby
1:00 p.m. June 16th

Lilly: YOU DID IT, SWIFT!! I'M SO HAPPY!!!
Swift: That's great Lilly. But, do you think you could losing you hug a little. Your chocking me
Lilly: Oops. Sorry!!!
Lou: .................
Swift: Oh, Lou. Congratulations on the win
Lou: .....Thanks, Swift
Swift: I'm sorry about Jessica, Lou
Lou: No, its okay. I just want to forget about this incident
Swift: Well, I hope you can
Lou: Well, Swift... Thanks. I'm glad you could save me
Swift: No proble-
*Whack* *Whack* *Whack*
Marcus: JUSTICE!!!
Swift: OUCH!!! What
Marcus: You made me look like an idiot in court. I ought to beat you until your a bloody mess
Swift: *gulp*
Marcus: But, no. I have other means of revenge
Swift: *Revenge*
Marcus: I'll beat you in court next time. That is how I will get my revenge. Only, it will be different
Swift: All cases are different
Marcus: Yes, but this is a better different... For me, that is
Lilly: what is he talking about
Swift: No idea
Marcus: Well, I'll be taking my leave now...
Swift: *I wish I knew what he was so mad about*
Lilly: Come on, Swift. Lets go celebrate. I heard about this neat restaurant called Tres Bien. Last one there's buying
Swift: Hey, no fair. You know your faster than me
Swift: *What Marcus said. I never knew what it was... Until three months later*

The Masked Turnabout
The End