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Hello everyone and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be looking at the bosses from the game that people say is the greatest game ever made... That would be Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the N64.... Then remade fro Gamecube.... Then remade again for the 3DS.. You get the idea. Ocarina of Time is a game that supposedly turned the gaming world on its head. It's pretty good. It had great story, great overworld, and great graphics (At the time). But, what I think makes this game unique are the bosses... Lets take a look at them
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Gohma
Now, this boss is pretty much one of the easiest bosses in a Zelda game. However, I will let that slide, since this is the first boss of the game. Though, I admit, when I first saw this thing, it looked pretty tough... Until I realized it's HP was a tough as a wet paper bag
Score: 6/10

Boss: King Dodongo
This one's easiness can not be excused. This thing is just as easy to kill, if not easier, then Gohma. All you do is throw bombs in its mouth which takes an eternity to close, and you can just hide in a corner so he can't kill you... My god, what's with these bosses that look scary yet fight like a five year old with fragile bones
Score: 4/10

Boss: Barinade
Know were getting somewhere. The Barinade is a pretty cool boss... Even though I have no clue what the fuck it is, but the fight is pretty cool. You dodge lasers, tentacles and.... jellyfish??? Okay, this sounds like it is being negative, but actually, it fights well, it has a fair amount of HP, and it isn't too hard or too easy
Score: 8/10

Boss: Phantom Ganon
Now this is how you make a ghost boss. Not that fucking ghost from Sonic Heroes, that thing sucked... Anyway, this fight is pretty cool as Phantom Ganon goes from fighting you on a horse to playing tennis with lightning balls. It's pretty fun, and I can see why this was done again. (I'll get to that later)
Score: 9/10

Boss: Volvagia
This thing had to be in the easiest temple in the game. Never mind, anyway, this giant dragon is pretty tough for an easy temple (Unlike the other bosses in the first two) and he does have all the attacks that a dragon should have. Like breathing fire... Non-stop... And you just wait for him to fucking stop... Also, he swoops his hair
Score: 8/10

Boss: Morpha
Hey, you all remember the Water Temple and how badly you wanted to fucking kill something. Remember having to change the water level a hundred times. Remember this fucking poor excuse for a boss. Seriously, what were they thinking. What kind of boss is water. How can water hurt you. What is this? This serves no goddamn purpose but to just add salt to the giant fucking wound o the Water Temple. Also, he's easy if you trap him in a corner, or hard if he grabs you because he just crushes you. And let me remind you that you are getting crushed BY WATER!!!
Score: 1/10

Boss: Bongo Bongo
This guy is pretty freaky, and why shouldn't he be? Also, the fight is pretty interesting... Until you keep doing the same thing repeatedly. Shoot his obvious weak spot. Seriously, just take one look at him ad you will find the weak spot in a second. It does more then stick out like a sore thumb. It sticks out like a sore thumb that was more then sore, but beaten, stabbed, shot, burnt, and electrocuted. Bongo Bongo's design is neat, but his fight could have been better
Score: 4/10

Boss: Twinrova
Now this is better. Pretty much, you start by shooting ones element at the other. So, the one that uses fire has to have there magic reflected at the one that uses ice. Pretty simple, until they form into a more harder boss, which now, you need to charge up energy into your shield just to shoot it back at them. It's pretty damn fun, also, these two witches are just funny as hell in my opinion
Score: 9/10

Boss: Ganondorf
So, here it is, the final boss (Cough) So, you fight this guy the same way you did Phantom Ganon... Not much to say, other then he has more health and he can now shoot larger lightning balls.... That's about it
Score: 5/10

Boss: Ganon
Oh my God, this is insane. This has to be one of the best final bosses I have ever had the honor to fight. Seriously, you fight a giant monster with a weaker sword then his, also, he deals a lot more damage then before, and he can kill you in seconds... So, be sure to have a fairy or two. Also, the whole fight just seems to feel epic, like your actually achieving something, and I think that is what makes a final boss so great is the feeling of achievement.
Score: 10/10

So, there it is, Ocarina of Time. Is it as amazing as people say it is........ I don't know, thats for you to decide. Anyway, the boss for this article is Ganon for having a great fight, and having it go well with the game and how it feels to fight him. Well, I am glad I got Ocarina of Time out of the way... But, what about its sequel..... Well, I'll get to that next time. See you all next time for Boss Bits
Gohma
Gohma
King Dodongo
King Dodongo
Barinade
Barinade
Phantom Ganon
Phantom Ganon
Volvagia
Volvagia
Morpha
Morpha
Bongo Bongo
Bongo Bongo
Twinrova
Twinrova
Ganondorf
Ganondorf
Ganon
Ganon
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