(Cody parks car in front of bank)
Cody: Okay, can we not screw this up this time
Nick: Well, duh. Why else do you think I brought this home made pipe bomb. I'm not going to pistol whip the SWAT Team this time
Cody: (Sigh) You better not fuck this up (Puts on mask)
Nick: You worry to much, Cody (Puts on mask)
Cody: Okay, lets go (Gets out of car)
Nick: (Follows) Trust me, just follow my lead and this will go fine (Walks into bank) Alright. (Fire gun at ceiling) This is a goddamn robbery
Cody: (Runs in) Surprise, motherfu- (Slips and falls on floor) Ow
Nick: What the fuck, Cody
Cody: I thought I would surprise them
Nick: Well, you did a damn good job. Nevermind (Points gun at people) Okay, all of you get down on the ground and don't move. Don't think we won't shoot yoy
Cody: Hey, you promised we wouldn't kill anyone
Nick: No, you promised. I never promised. If I want to kill anyone, I will. I'll even kill that five year old over there (Kid cries)
Cody: Nick, will you just try not to kill anyone, and just keep them from leaving while I get to the vault and get the money
Nick: Fine, but if anyone shoots at me, I will kill them
Cody: Goddamn it (Runs to vault) (Pulls on door) It's locked
Nick: Well, get the keys from the counter
Cody: Okay (Gets to the back of the counter) (Gets keys) (Goes back to vault) (Opens vault) (Looks at money)
Nick: (Sits at ground with his head in his hand while still pointing gun) Cody, what's taking so long
Cody: (Stares at money)
Nick: (Goes to vault) Are you having a goddamn stroke or some- (Looks at money) Whoa. Holy shit. That's a lot of cash
(Alarm Rings)
Nick: Oh shit. (Points gun) Which on of you pressed the alarm
(People point at each other)
Cody: Fuck it, get the money
Nick: Rrrr.... Your all lucky theres lots of money here, or I'd shoot you all
(Cody puts money in back)
Nick: Did you get the money yet
Cody: I've only got a couple million in here
Nick: Fuck that, we need a couple billion
Cody: Fine (puts more money in)
Nick: (Points gun) You all are so fucking lucky
Cody: Okay, I got it, lets go
Nick: Okay, lets go (Runs out)
Cody: Well, that wasn't so bad
Nick: I told you, don't you ever doubt me
Cop: (Points gun) Hold it right there. Put the bag down and put your hands in the air
Cody: (Whispers to Nick) Got any ideas
Nick: Guess what, copper (Pulls out pipe bomb) (Speaks Iraquen)
(Translation) Death to the American Pigs
Cop: Oh, fuck this (Runs off)
Cody: Holy shit, that was awesome. When did you learn to speak Iraquen
Nick: I was speaking Iraquen?
Cody: Oh never mind. Lets just get out of here

(Later at the house)
(Cody poors money onto table)
Cody: Oh sweet Jesus
Nick: It's beautiful.
Cody: So, what should we do
Nick: Well, we got about a billion-
Cody: Two billion actually
Nick: Two billion dollars here. What do you think we should do? Lets go buy a whole bunch of crap at stores around town
Cody: Awesome

(Later)
(Nick kicks open door and carries a dozen boxes of alcohol into house)
Cody: You got alcohol?
Nick: And thats not all. I also got this (Pulls out dual weild revolvers) I love them already. And I got you a weapon two (Takes out shotgun)
Cody: Oh, your too kind
Nick: And, I also got this (Pulls out samurai sword) This here is the Kodama Sword
Cody: And how much money do we have left
Nick: Only about $1,954,385,294 left
Cody: Awesome (Looks at black bag) What's that
Nick: Oh... nothing
Cody: Come on, what is it
Nick: Okay (reaches into bag) Are you sure you want to see
Cody: It can't be that bad
Nick: Okay. Here it is (Holds My Little Pony: Freindship is Magic Season 1-4 DVD Set)
Cody: ........ I take it back
Nick: Well, what did you get
Cody: Just enough money to go to some nightclub and a few condoms
Nick: I see you really haven't lost that sex addiction
Cody: You know it