(Cody and Cory throw body into firepalce)
Cody: Goddamn it. How many guys did we kill
Cory: About 1574
Cody: Shit. Hey, Nick (Knocks on bathroom door) Are you done yet
Nick: (Throws body into bathtub) Can't a guy get some privacy (Hums and cuts up body with knife)
Cody: (Sigh)
Alice: (Throws bodies into trash cans)
Nick: (Walks out of bathroom dragging bloody bag)
Demon: (In alley) Hmm... I need to summon my minions. Silvona. Jebodiah. Come (Fire arises)
???: Huh. Oh, Dante, good to see ya, bro
Dante: Jebodiah? Is that you
???: Well, it's Joe now, asctually
Dante: And... What is this you are saying
Joe: Just the new age language, dude
Dante: Well... Where is Silvona
???: Huh. Hey, Dante. I haven't seen you in, like, forever... Wow, you got fat
Dante: You got to be kidding. Silvona, what are you doing
???: It's Sammantha now
Dante: Well, now that you both are here, it is time for you to gather me souls
Samantha: Souls. That's, like, so ten thousand years ago
Joe: Yeah. We got better things to do
Dante: What could you two possibly do thats more important then bring me souls to harvest my power to destroy this pathetic planet
Samantha: Well, going shopping is important
Joe: And getting back to the skate park is a good one
Dante: What the hell are you two saying. It makes no sense what so ever
Samantha: you wouldn't understand because your too old
Dante: I'll have you know that I am twenty six thousand years old, thank you very much. Now, gather souls for me, Or I shall make the next hundred years of your life a misery
Samantha: Whatever
Dante: I said gather souls (transforms into a demon) NOW!!!
Samantha: ...... I could always go shopping later
Joe: And I could skate some other time
Dante: (Transforms into human) Good, now go
Alice: Hey, Nick
Nick: (Throws body into woodchippper) Yeah
Alice: I wanted to thank you for teaching me how to use a gun
Nick: Oh, it was nothing. I teach people a lot of things
(Flashback)
Nick: No matter what anyone tells you, alcohol is the best thing ever. Alcohol is always there for you. Your friends are never there. Your family is never there. But your trustworthy bottle of vodka is always there when you need him
Kid: Really, mister
Nick: Of course. Here (Hands kid bottle of vodka) Just don't let your parents see it
Kid: (Drinks it) (Coughs) It makes my mouth burn
Nick: That's just the vodka working its magic of ecstasy, kid
(Present)
Alice: Well, I still wanted to thank you
Nick: Oh, it was nothing. Besides, I love teaching people how to use guns
Alice: Well, thanks again
Nick: Don't mention-
Cody: Oh my god, are you two done talking. We still got more bodies to clean up
Cody: Goddamn it. How many guys did we kill
Cory: About 1574
Cody: Shit. Hey, Nick (Knocks on bathroom door) Are you done yet
Nick: (Throws body into bathtub) Can't a guy get some privacy (Hums and cuts up body with knife)
Cody: (Sigh)
Alice: (Throws bodies into trash cans)
Nick: (Walks out of bathroom dragging bloody bag)
Demon: (In alley) Hmm... I need to summon my minions. Silvona. Jebodiah. Come (Fire arises)
???: Huh. Oh, Dante, good to see ya, bro
Dante: Jebodiah? Is that you
???: Well, it's Joe now, asctually
Dante: And... What is this you are saying
Joe: Just the new age language, dude
Dante: Well... Where is Silvona
???: Huh. Hey, Dante. I haven't seen you in, like, forever... Wow, you got fat
Dante: You got to be kidding. Silvona, what are you doing
???: It's Sammantha now
Dante: Well, now that you both are here, it is time for you to gather me souls
Samantha: Souls. That's, like, so ten thousand years ago
Joe: Yeah. We got better things to do
Dante: What could you two possibly do thats more important then bring me souls to harvest my power to destroy this pathetic planet
Samantha: Well, going shopping is important
Joe: And getting back to the skate park is a good one
Dante: What the hell are you two saying. It makes no sense what so ever
Samantha: you wouldn't understand because your too old
Dante: I'll have you know that I am twenty six thousand years old, thank you very much. Now, gather souls for me, Or I shall make the next hundred years of your life a misery
Samantha: Whatever
Dante: I said gather souls (transforms into a demon) NOW!!!
Samantha: ...... I could always go shopping later
Joe: And I could skate some other time
Dante: (Transforms into human) Good, now go
Alice: Hey, Nick
Nick: (Throws body into woodchippper) Yeah
Alice: I wanted to thank you for teaching me how to use a gun
Nick: Oh, it was nothing. I teach people a lot of things
(Flashback)
Nick: No matter what anyone tells you, alcohol is the best thing ever. Alcohol is always there for you. Your friends are never there. Your family is never there. But your trustworthy bottle of vodka is always there when you need him
Kid: Really, mister
Nick: Of course. Here (Hands kid bottle of vodka) Just don't let your parents see it
Kid: (Drinks it) (Coughs) It makes my mouth burn
Nick: That's just the vodka working its magic of ecstasy, kid
(Present)
Alice: Well, I still wanted to thank you
Nick: Oh, it was nothing. Besides, I love teaching people how to use guns
Alice: Well, thanks again
Nick: Don't mention-
Cody: Oh my god, are you two done talking. We still got more bodies to clean up