(Hello everyone. A quick note. This is a reaction article. In it, I will type down every last word I say and you can see how I react to whatever it is I do. Will I do more of these. I don't know. But, with that, lets start with the reaction)

Okay, so its started... And we got us some thunder clap... Very scary... Ohhh... So, we get some Japanese kids talking... In Japanese... Thankfully, there are subtitles..... Oh, we get a backstory. Thats good........ And, we get some kids talking about ghosts in the dark. How cliched........ On dark stormy nights. CLICHED!!!....... Cliches! Cliches everywhere...... Oh, there's a knock on the door. It's looking really scary........ Oh, its a joke... Cliched........ Oh, and there's the joke of the guy accidently touching a girls breasts. That gets me every time. Oh, those Japanese and there perverted jokes......... So, is this a Sechkio Ever After... I don't get it...... So, people say this is scary.... It is, but I am just trying to pretend as if I am watching this for the first time... Well, its been about two years since the last time, so I kinda forgot about it a little. So, lets see what happens..... Its been ten minutes and nothings happened....... Huh, Earthquake... Well, I've played The Suffering, and if there's anything I know about earthquakes, it creates a giant hole and the demons of hell come and kill people... But, that's just a theory....... What the... They fell in a hole..... Like I said, giant hole... And, now, we get the opening credits... A little late, isn't it, Corpse Party..... So, now the intros all upbeat and and stuff....... And its all dark again..... And now its over. So, we get two characters, from the constant amount of times they say each others names, They are Seiko and Naomi, are pretty much the only characters at the moment........ That Seiko character is weird. She seems to be real happy at the thought of being kidnapped.......... Uh, what's that..... Scary kid. Scary Kid. SCARY KID!!! Oh, its gone. Never mind...... Uh, so Seiko is placing her face between Naomi's breasts. Naomi seems to be the pick of the litter when it comes to breasts, it seems......... There are lots of shoes here. Is this scary? How are shoes scary? Oh, never mind.......... Uh, Naomi, high school moms are not amazing. I've seen stuff like that on MTV, and it sucks. Not just the show, but being a teen mom............ Uhhh.......... So now Seiko is constantly asking to stay with Naomi... I'm beginning to question if she is straight or not. So far, its a whopping NOPE......... Goddamn, were about half way through the first episode and nothings happened......... Oh, god, now we got something and I regret asking for it........ My ears are ringing... Oh wait, that's just the anime........ Oh God, there's blood everywhere........ Must resist obvious joke........ Oh god, shadow tentacles. I have seen some gross stuff on the internet to know where this is going. And I think its going to make me sick....... What's Seiko's proble- AHHHHHHH!!!! PERSONS WAIST AND LEGS!!!! GUTS EVERYWHERE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! OH SWEET JESUS OF FUCK TOWN, THAT'S FUCKING SICKENING!!!........... So we got mutilated people and attempted tentacle rape. I want to watch a different anime. Like Pokemon. That was so cheery and colorful and didn't have all this awful shit. But, I have to watch the rest of the anime. I mean, it can't get any worse... Right?.... Right?!!!.... RIGHT????!!!!!!.......... Well, I'll admit, Naomi throws a chair like "Fuck you, bitch". It's obvious that Naomi doesn't fuck around, especially when she has a chair........... Oh god, now we got dead bodies filled with maggots...... I'm going to be fucking sick........... Oh, god, it's the ghost kid again. Kill it... Oh, wait it's a ghost. Run then........Well, Naomi just vomited all over the place. Isn't that fucking nice.......... Well, after that, I can't tell which is scarier. The tentacle rape, the mutilated bodies, or Naomi screaming at Seiko. This anime is already fucking up my sanity. Are we almost done yet............. More mutilated bodies.... Again, I'm going to be sick.............. Oh God, the musics gone scary...... Why do I hear rope. I don't like where this is going..........I was right....... Yeah, Naomi. I agree. I'm scared as hell right now too......... Oh Sweet Jesus, Seiko's still alive. Oh God, this is horrible to watch. Just seeing someone hang by a rope only waiting to choke to death....... Oh come on, Naomi, you can help her.......... Or... not......... Oh, sweet jesus, this is just depressing to watch............ Oh, geez............ So, that was the first episode........... THAT WAS THE FIRST FUCKING EPISODE!!!! WE JUST SAW A PERSON HANG THEM SELF RIGHT THERE AND THIS WAS THE FIRST FUCKING EPISODE!!!! IS THIS FORESHADOWING FOR THE ANIME!!!!! BECAUSE IF SO, THEN I AM PROBABLY GOING TO END UP AN EMOTIONAL WRECK BY THE TIME ITS DONE!!!!! Well, I'll see you guys next time, I guess, for the next episode of Corpse Party. You all, however, have a choice to leave and never come back. I don't, so, I may see some of you next time, but I doubt it