Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc you you overrated prick. You suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point out he was wearing his trademark hoodie. Why, I don't know. Also, he was wearing the hoodie when he was set on fire, yet his hoodie didn't seem to get effected by the fire. And that's not all, but he wears that thing all the time. How long can you wear the same clothing. It must be fucking dirty.
And worse, is that the bullies who caused Jeff's brother to get arrested and set Jeff on fire and made him insane are never murdered. no, Jeff would rather go and murder his family, even his brother, who fucking helped him when he was getting bullied. My god, and to think I hated characters Like Serena from Rini's Horrible Death, David from the Pokemon Story, or even fucking Rainbow Dash from Double Rainboom. Jeff is right up there with the fucking worse.
What's wore is that a bunch of girls think that Jeff is attractive. Really, so cutting of your eyelids, slicing a smile on your face, murdering your family, and going around killing people makes you sexy. You hear that Jason Vorhees and Freddy Kruger. There's hope for you two yet. Honestly, why would you- No - HOW could you find this guy human, let alone attractive. And I'm not kidding, there is fanart all over the web of him being attractive..... Well, to fangirls that is. My god, Jeff has just as much fangirls as Justin Beiber and One Direction com-fucking-bind. You know what, fuck you Jeff. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point out he was wearing his trademark hoodie. Why, I don't know. Also, he was wearing the hoodie when he was set on fire, yet his hoodie didn't seem to get effected by the fire. And that's not all, but he wears that thing all the time. How long can you wear the same clothing. It must be fucking dirty.
And worse, is that the bullies who caused Jeff's brother to get arrested and set Jeff on fire and made him insane are never murdered. no, Jeff would rather go and murder his family, even his brother, who fucking helped him when he was getting bullied. My god, and to think I hated characters Like Serena from Rini's Horrible Death, David from the Pokemon Story, or even fucking Rainbow Dash from Double Rainboom. Jeff is right up there with the fucking worse.
What's wore is that a bunch of girls think that Jeff is attractive. Really, so cutting of your eyelids, slicing a smile on your face, murdering your family, and going around killing people makes you sexy. You hear that Jason Vorhees and Freddy Kruger. There's hope for you two yet. Honestly, why would you- No - HOW could you find this guy human, let alone attractive. And I'm not kidding, there is fanart all over the web of him being attractive..... Well, to fangirls that is. My god, Jeff has just as much fangirls as Justin Beiber and One Direction com-fucking-bind. You know what, fuck you Jeff. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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Some time ago, when I played Saints Row IV, there was a scene where Roddy Piper and Keith David were fighting in an alley in a pretty humorous way. I had no idea what the scene was, until I watched this movie. Now it all makes perfect sense. Another John Carpenter movie, as if three this year weren’t enough. Thankfully, it’s a good one. Probably one of his most loved of all time. And that movie is the satirical sci-fi horror classic, They Live.
The movie follows a drifter by the name of John Nada, who comes to a town finding work, but instead, he manages to find something even bigger....
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The movie follows a drifter by the name of John Nada, who comes to a town finding work, but instead, he manages to find something even bigger....
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Back in the 1950’s, there was a movie by the name of The Thing from Another World. It was really cheesy and kinda silly, but it was a decent movie. Probably outdated today. I wouldn’t know. I haven’t watched it in years. So, in the 80s, John Carpenter, who worked on the Halloween movie, had started working on a remake, and thank god that we get to talk about a good remake on here. Probably my personal favorite remake out of all of them. That remake is The Thing, and it definitely is a thing alright. A good thing… Did I Really write that?
So the movie takes place in the Antarctic,...
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So the movie takes place in the Antarctic,...
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In 1977, Stephen King, famous horror story writer, released his book titled The Shining. It was a pretty disturbing book that a lot of people enjoyed. So much, that it even got a movie made, directed by the legendary Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick had not worked on horror movies before, so he wanted to give The Shining a shot. That sort of work ended up leading to one of the most influential and most iconic and greatest horror movies of all time… In my opinion anyway.
The Shining follows Jack Torrance, a writer suffering from writer's block, who takes the job watching over the Overlook Hotel...
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The Shining follows Jack Torrance, a writer suffering from writer's block, who takes the job watching over the Overlook Hotel...
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a true classic in the horror movie genre. It challenged it’s viewers with scenes of violence, a very dark sense of humor, and one of the most disturbing horror movie antagonists ever. So naturally, the best way to represent it is to make a remake of it, and give the directing job to Michael Bay….. Oh boy. This is 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Are you excited? Because I’m not.
So, where the first movie followed a brother and sister and their friends heading out to find out why their grandfather's grave was being vandalised, this movie follows pot smoking,...
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So, where the first movie followed a brother and sister and their friends heading out to find out why their grandfather's grave was being vandalised, this movie follows pot smoking,...
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