Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 14

posted by Windwakerguy430

King of Red Lions: We did it Link. We collected all eight pieces
Link: ABOUT TI- (Ahem) I mean, about time. So now what
King of Red Lions: Now we head back down to the sacred realm
Link: Now wait, before you do this, you should warn me when your going to go into- (Boat goes under water)

Link: GODDAMN IT
King of Red Lions: Anyway, you should check on Zelda
Link: Oh, right. How long has it been exactly
King of Red Lions: Um............. about a week
Link: ............... oh shit

Link: Tetra, are you still alive
Tetra: It's about time. I've been stuck in this goddamn place for weeks. I'm cold, hungry, and I've been standing for the past week. I haven't gotten any sleep
Link: UH..... I think you can sleep
Tetra: No, as princess, I must stand and look beautiful, unless some guy kidnaps me
Ganondorf: You mean like this (Kidnaps Tetra)
Tetra: Yeah, like that, and- Hey, wait a min- (Ganondorf and Tetra disappear)
Link: Well, shit. Guess I should go save her

Link: Well, nothing will stop me no- (Bumps into invisible wall) Ah, shit, did I find the end of the world. If this is an invisible wall, I'm going to be pissed
Voice: To pass, you must answer this riddle
Link: Shit, I suck at riddles
Voice: Here we go. No matter what day it is, you may think it is wonderful, but that day is truly the worst thing you will ever hear. What is it
Link: ............ Friday by Rebecca Black
Voice: Shit. Well, you can go through
Link: Finally

Link: Wow. So this is Ganon's tower. Finally, now nothing will stand in my way
Guard: Hey, your not supposed to be here. All guards, get him. Don't let him- (Link kills all guards)

Link: Okay, Ganondorf. Its just you and me now
Ganondorf: (Strokes Tetra's head) (Sings) Every night in my dreams. I see you
Link: What the fuck
Ganondorf: (Stops) Oh shit, um..... Ha ha, you may have gotten this far
Link: What the fuck was that
Ganondorf: None of your goddamn business. Now, I will have Zelda randomly materialize out of this room, while I transform for no good reason (Transforms into Puppet Ganon)
Link: Oh my god. Ganondorf was a black guy this entire time. Who would have thought
Puppet Ganon: And now, I shall destroy you. Nothing can harm me.
Link: What about light
Puppet Ganon: Including li- Wait wha- (Link shoots light arrows at Puppet Ganon) (Puppet Ganon dies)
Link: Okay, now time to climb this rope. Just remember what you were taught in school (Climbs rope and falls down) Well shit. This is going to take some time
TO BE CONTINUED

Best of Master Sword from SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES:

posted by Canada24

#1:
Master Sword: For the last time! I'm not your friend!.. I never even met you.
Saten: Sure we are. You invited me to your birthday.
Master Sword: No. You 'showed up' at my birthday.. I don't even know how you found my house.

#2:
Saten: (a year or two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?
Girl: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought you were the mafia.
Saten: N -No...

Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 1/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

As the green lines come closer, so do the words.

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Great Escape

Starring

The good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James

Chibi-emmy's OC

Sacred Symphony

Dragonaura15's OC

Airborne

The bad guys

Griffons

Gilda
Major Skyler

Nazis

Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz

Changelings

Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead

This is based off of a true story. Although the characters...

Why Wind Should Not Visit Dishonored

posted by Windwakerguy430

Wind: (Walks over to the Empress) So, yeah, when I went to those other towns to find the cure for the plague…. They tried to lynch me, but since they were worried they’d get the plague from touching me, they then started shooting at me with rifles. I had arrows and firebombs thrown at me. I think I breathed in enough bomb ash that it’s fucking up my lungs as we speak.
Empress: Oh, this is terrible
Wind: You’re damn right it’s terrible. I’m the only one in this damn city with an attention span lasting more than five seconds, so if I die, we’ve all pretty much lost the only person...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 6 - Youth and Revolt

posted by Windwakerguy430

Link: Okay, so, what do we do next on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are you serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't you find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: You will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where...

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Art Styles That Wind Likes

posted by Windwakerguy430

Whenever it comes to animation, there’s something so fascinating about it. It’s much different from the real world, and animation allows people to do things that you couldn’t do in reality. And I kinda need to love animation, since I to wish to work in animation. Now, I can’t draw to save my life. All I can do is write, and that’s about it. But I still love the animation of cartoons and animes, and even video games. So, today, I want to share with you all animation styles by creators that I love the most. Some you may like, and some I may get you to like. So, let’s start with the...

Merry Freakin' Christmas - Day 3: Godai: Elemental Force

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed by the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a year after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss or even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...

The Top 100 - #24: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well… How about that Bethesda? How about that Fallout 76? How about that Todd Howard and his Sweet Little Lies? Yeah, I am really aware of how cool it is right now to hate on Fallout 76, and I am aware that not a lot of people are fans of Skyrim. In fact, hating it is kind of a law now, but just because 76 is a mistake, that doesn’t mean I will grow to hate Skyrim, no matter how many times they re-release it.
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim takes place in, well, Skyrim, as the hero of the story, known as Dragonborn, comes to find that the land is under attack by dragons. So, with the use of...

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Windwakerguy430's Top Ten Video Game Villains

posted by Windwakerguy430

Ever since I was a young child, I always thought to myself that a stories hero is just as good as their villain. I don't know what it was, but there were times where I preferred the villains over the heroes. I guess it is because the hero is always the character who just wants to do good for the sake of it being the right thing, but the villains motives are always something else. Sure, you always have the typical, "taking over the world" plots, but sometimes, you don't need an deep motive to be an interesting villain. Of course, not that there aren't any on here that do have such motives. So,...

You Died

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A Guide to Anime Girls

posted by AquaMarine6663

Anime girls depending on clothing or breast size:

Small breasts, more layers of clothes - Rotten personality. Tsundere. That one bitch nobody likes or for some reason find really cute.

The only Tsundere I like

Small breasts, cute, fashionable clothes - So sweet and innocent that they could rot your teeth just by them smiling they're so sweet. Maybe even annoying.

I honestly actually kinda like Misa

Large breasts, more layers of clothes, or fashionable clothes- Airhead, cute, shy, clumsy. Generally most of the time ends up being the "main girl" of the series.

I remember this chick...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 50 - Nightmare on Elm Street 2010 (Day 20 of October Movie Marathon)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Remember how great Nightmare on Elm Street? Remember the mystery of Freddy and how the reveal turned out to be rather creepy? Remember all the creepy special effects that, while limited, managed to make the movie even scarier. Well, thanks to the remake done by Michael Bay, we can throw all those out the window, because I got for you all, not a Nightmare on Elm Street classic, but the 2010 remake of the same name, and let me tell you, it sure is a scary movie… For completely different reasons.

Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...

SJW Attack X-Men Apocalypse Ad of Choking Mystique - SJW Rant - AlphaOmegaSin

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Wind's Angry Adventures - The Pervert

posted by Windwakerguy430

Wind: (Smokes cigarette)
Cody: Hey, queer
Wind: Hello, failed abortion
Cody: You know, you shouldn’t be smoking. The School-Fags will find out
Wind: Like I care about some fucking school people
Hall Monitor: Hey, put out that cigarette
Wind: Gladly (Puts cigarette out on the Hall Monitors hand)
Hall Monitor: (Screams in pain)
Cody: Hey, did you hear about that new kid. I hear he is a real perv
Wind: Incase you forgot, everyone is too scared of me to even get two feet near me to tell me anything
Cody: Oh, here he comes right now (Kid walks by)
Kid: Hey, I’m James
Wind: Hey, I don’t care...

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My Little Pornstar Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a tree stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. You look very adorable. I gotta take you to meet some friends....

Deathding's Top 10 Anime Cliches

posted by deathding

Cliches. I absolutely DESPISE cliches. It shows that the writers are too lazy to come up with anything original, and IT TICKS ME OFF.

..............

BUT there are those cliches that you just can't help but love. Whether it's because they're cool, funny, or downright awesome, you just can't resist loving the crap out of them! And it's no wonder they never seem to leave.

My name is Jared, and today we're counting down My Top 10 Anime Cliches!

#10. Deserved Slapstick

What I mean by this is a character doing something wrong/bad and paying for it. It's not only satisfying to see the douche-bag of a person...

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Windwakerguy430's Top 10 Pointless Video Game Moments

posted by Windwakerguy430

We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality by making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.

#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get you a new weapon, levels you up, or gives you money. However, there are THOSE survivors. You know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...

Freddy vs Jason spoof

posted by Canada24

Freddy started the story by narriating. Saying that over the years, people have found a way to forget about him, saying "I can't come back, if nobody remembers, I can't come back, if nobody's AFRIEEEEED!".

However, he found Jason, and has a plan, of using him to bring back the fear into Elms street.

And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

Meanwhile.

Lori Campbell, a reasonably attractive (depending on ones opinion) young adult, now lives at at 143 Elms street (supposebly where most of Freddy's...

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What's Your Take - Article 96 - Attack on Titan Abridged.... WHERE IS IT

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, if you know me, you know that I watch Abridged series. One of my favorites would be Dragon Ball Z Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. However, all of these were made by TeamFourStar, so they are pretty much abridged geniuses. However, there is one Abridged that, sadly, didn't go anywhere. That is Attack on Titan Abridged.
Now, this one had probably the longest first episode out of any other TeamFourStar series. And they used there time VERY well. All of the comedy is perfect in this. From dark to slapstick humor. This abridged used all of it. Another likable thing is the characters....

Corner of Horror - 145: SWERY Month, "Week" Final: Deadly Premonition 2: A Blessing in Disguise

posted by Windwakerguy430

…. I suck at keeping a schedule

Would it even matter calling this SWERY month at this point? It’s more like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted ass schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big month long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we move on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...

Merry Freakin' Christmas - Day 16: Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt

posted by Windwakerguy430

Good lord, Midway is at it again with another one of the worst games of all time, god save me. This time, we got ourselves a bike game, Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt… That’s a fucking horrible title. So this is an extreme sports game where you play on a bike and try to rank up the high score. I like extreme sports games. Tony Hawk’s Underground is one of my favorite video games ever. Yet Gravity Games Bike is a runner up for one of the worst video games of all time, so that’s going to be real fun to play. So let’s see if this game can hang with the biggest names of extreme...