Ganondorf: Ha ha, no doubt my giant black guard killed Link. (Laughs)
Tetra: I honestly could care less about him
Ganondorf: Now, nothing can stop-
Link: There you are, you fuckign cheater
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, I have..... wait, what is that...... You hold the final triforce piece
Link: Yeah, so wha- (Ganondorf slaps Link)
GanondorF: I'll be taking that (Picks up Triforce piece) Yoink. Finally, I have all three pieces (Giant Triforce appears) Ha ha ha. I did it. I got the Triforce. I'm so happy, I'm actually not going to kill you all
Tetra: Really
Ganondorf: (Laughs) No, your all so fucked
Link: Hey, give me back my fucking piece. I went through too much shit to get it
Ganondorf: Well, too bad. Once I touch this triforce, I will be a god and the world will bow before- (King of Red Lions touches Triforce)
King of Red Lions: HA, suck it, Ganondorf
Ganondorf: SON OF A BITCH
King of Red Lions: Now, to make my wish. I wish for.... I wish for..... I wish for a life time supply of berben
Link: KING
King of Red Lions: Hmm.... Oh right, and to destroy this shitty place (Place starts to fall apart)
Ganondorf: GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING MONKEY FUCK
Link: So, are we going to fight or, what
Ganondorf: I've had it with you too
Tetra: Does that mean we can fight now
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, stop ordering me around. I have had it. I may not be a god, but I will kill you both. Especially you
Tetra: .........Me
Ganondorf: Yes, all you do is act like royalty, ever since I brought you here. I promise I'll kill you slowly and painfully, you worthless cunt
Link: (Looks in shock)
King of Red Lions: (Looks in shock)
Tetra: (Stands with blank expression)
Ganondorf: Ha, speechless are yo- Wait, why are you walking near me (Tetra grabs Ganondorf's arm and makes a breaking sound) AH, OH MY GOD\Link: Holy crap. Is an rm supposed to bend that way
King of Red Lions: No. No it is not. Anyway, you should kill him while he is distracted
Link: Got it (Stabs Ganondorf in the face)
Ganondorf: AH, WHY WOULD YOU STAB ME IN THE FACE
Link: Sorry, let me try again (Stabs Ganondorf in the face again)
Ganondorf: AH! YOU DID IT AGAIN
Link: Damn, well I got to kill you. Don't worry, I'll get this right (Stabs Ganondorf in the face multiple time)
Ganondorf: OH, JUST GIVE ME THE SWORD. I'LL STAB MYSELF
Link: Okay( Hands Ganondorf Master Sword) (Ganondorf Stabs himself in the face and dies)
King of Red Lions: Well, that's that. Thank you Link for killing Ganondorf in a very brutal way for someone your age. And thanks to you, the world is now safe
Tetra: Yeah, if it weren't for him, the world could have been destroyed
King of Red Lions: Oh, well there is still a chance of that happening, but, you know, that might be explained in the sequel. Anyway, I guess you two can go now
Link: What about you
King of Red Lions: I'll just stay here and die or something....... Okay, bye you two, and thank you, and all that shit (Link and Tetra float to the top)
(Link and Tetra surface)
Tetra: Ah, shit. I'm back to being a pirate again. I miss being a princess already
Link: Don't worry. You still look like a princess to m-
Tetra: If your trying to get in my pants, it only worked 10%, but it won't happen
Link: Damn it
Tetra: Hey, look. It's the boat (Turns to see boat)
Link: Well, at least I can finally go home and-
Grandma: Link, there you are you son of a bitch. It's time to watch Murder She Wrote while you feed me applesauce
Link: New plan. Tetra, how about I join your pirate crew, we leave this hell hole, and never come back to it again
Tetra: And why would I do that
Link: I'll call you Captain Princess Tetra every day
Tetra: ................... Welcome aboard
THE END...... MAYBE
Tetra: I honestly could care less about him
Ganondorf: Now, nothing can stop-
Link: There you are, you fuckign cheater
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, I have..... wait, what is that...... You hold the final triforce piece
Link: Yeah, so wha- (Ganondorf slaps Link)
GanondorF: I'll be taking that (Picks up Triforce piece) Yoink. Finally, I have all three pieces (Giant Triforce appears) Ha ha ha. I did it. I got the Triforce. I'm so happy, I'm actually not going to kill you all
Tetra: Really
Ganondorf: (Laughs) No, your all so fucked
Link: Hey, give me back my fucking piece. I went through too much shit to get it
Ganondorf: Well, too bad. Once I touch this triforce, I will be a god and the world will bow before- (King of Red Lions touches Triforce)
King of Red Lions: HA, suck it, Ganondorf
Ganondorf: SON OF A BITCH
King of Red Lions: Now, to make my wish. I wish for.... I wish for..... I wish for a life time supply of berben
Link: KING
King of Red Lions: Hmm.... Oh right, and to destroy this shitty place (Place starts to fall apart)
Ganondorf: GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING MONKEY FUCK
Link: So, are we going to fight or, what
Ganondorf: I've had it with you too
Tetra: Does that mean we can fight now
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, stop ordering me around. I have had it. I may not be a god, but I will kill you both. Especially you
Tetra: .........Me
Ganondorf: Yes, all you do is act like royalty, ever since I brought you here. I promise I'll kill you slowly and painfully, you worthless cunt
Link: (Looks in shock)
King of Red Lions: (Looks in shock)
Tetra: (Stands with blank expression)
Ganondorf: Ha, speechless are yo- Wait, why are you walking near me (Tetra grabs Ganondorf's arm and makes a breaking sound) AH, OH MY GOD\Link: Holy crap. Is an rm supposed to bend that way
King of Red Lions: No. No it is not. Anyway, you should kill him while he is distracted
Link: Got it (Stabs Ganondorf in the face)
Ganondorf: AH, WHY WOULD YOU STAB ME IN THE FACE
Link: Sorry, let me try again (Stabs Ganondorf in the face again)
Ganondorf: AH! YOU DID IT AGAIN
Link: Damn, well I got to kill you. Don't worry, I'll get this right (Stabs Ganondorf in the face multiple time)
Ganondorf: OH, JUST GIVE ME THE SWORD. I'LL STAB MYSELF
Link: Okay( Hands Ganondorf Master Sword) (Ganondorf Stabs himself in the face and dies)
King of Red Lions: Well, that's that. Thank you Link for killing Ganondorf in a very brutal way for someone your age. And thanks to you, the world is now safe
Tetra: Yeah, if it weren't for him, the world could have been destroyed
King of Red Lions: Oh, well there is still a chance of that happening, but, you know, that might be explained in the sequel. Anyway, I guess you two can go now
Link: What about you
King of Red Lions: I'll just stay here and die or something....... Okay, bye you two, and thank you, and all that shit (Link and Tetra float to the top)
(Link and Tetra surface)
Tetra: Ah, shit. I'm back to being a pirate again. I miss being a princess already
Link: Don't worry. You still look like a princess to m-
Tetra: If your trying to get in my pants, it only worked 10%, but it won't happen
Link: Damn it
Tetra: Hey, look. It's the boat (Turns to see boat)
Link: Well, at least I can finally go home and-
Grandma: Link, there you are you son of a bitch. It's time to watch Murder She Wrote while you feed me applesauce
Link: New plan. Tetra, how about I join your pirate crew, we leave this hell hole, and never come back to it again
Tetra: And why would I do that
Link: I'll call you Captain Princess Tetra every day
Tetra: ................... Welcome aboard
THE END...... MAYBE
So when the PS4 finally came out, my funds were not nearly enough to just go out and buy one right away, which I was a little upset over, but whatever. But when I did get it, one game always stood out from the rest. One game that I wanted to try more than any other game for the system, and that game was known only as Bloodborne.
Bloodborne takes place in the fictional Victorian town of Yharnam, where you play as a hunter on the Night of the Hunt, where the town is filled with monsters and crazed hunters out for blood. It starts out with hunting werewolves and witches, but it isn’t long...
I want to be very clear, and very understanding when I say that I am not very supportive of criminal organizations like the mafia. That being said, Yakuza Kiwami is the fucking shit!
I never played the original Yakuza game, and while I never judge a book by its cover, the voice acting is… pretty terrible. Regardless, I ended up playing the remake version known as Kiwami, and I’m happier for it. The game follows Yakuza member Kiryu Kazuma as he takes the fall for the murder of the head of the yakuza, while his friend Nishkiyama ends up becoming evil, there’s an underground hobo community,...
………… This isn’t what it looks like, I swear……… Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like, but trust me, this is in fact a horror game. Let me repeat that. This is, in fact, a horror game, a psychological horror game, that screws with you emotionally and mentally, and tricks you by being something else… So does that mean I can review Doki Doki Literature Club without making myself look less anti-social.
…… Let me repeat myself, this is a horror game. Also, THIS ENTIRE ARTICLE IS A SPOILER FOR DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! DO NOT READ THIS ARTICLE IF YOU PLAN ON READING...
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…… Let me repeat myself, this is a horror game. Also, THIS ENTIRE ARTICLE IS A SPOILER FOR DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! DO NOT READ THIS ARTICLE IF YOU PLAN ON READING...
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, showing Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.
Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 Magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
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Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 Magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
So whenever I hear someone describe something that is weird as, “Wow, what kind of drugs were they taking when they made this”, I just groan. I always hated the whole criticism of how something weird must be related to drugs or any other illegal substance, and that there is nothing creative or thought provoking into the madness. Now, is there anything thought provoking about Katamari Damacy? …. Eeeeehhh.
So Katamari Damacy is not really a drug trip, but more of a… case of being Japanese. After the King of All Cosmos (Yes, that’s his name) destroys all the stars in the sky after...
