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Now, people have been talking about the creepypasta called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if you play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell you all that this story sucks. Or, more importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack said it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic 06, so yeah, that bad.
So, the kid goes home and starts playing the game. Suddenly, there is a knock at the door. They open it and there lies a bloody doll of tails doll..... ad they take the fucking thing inside...... WHY? Why would you take a bloody doll inside. That is easily the sign of "This thing is evil. Do not pick it up".
Afterwards, the doll then comes to life and kills the kids dad, and then..... thats it..... It ends on some shitty cliffhanger....... Just.... pathetic..........
So, you all may agree the story sucks, and I'm sure some of you may think that I actually like the curse where if you play Can You Feel the Sunshine backwards, Tails Doll will come.......... No....... I don't like it..... I think its the most overrated thing ever done. Honestly, its a fucking story. Just a story. Even Slenderman, where as a wonderful story, IS JUST A FUCKING STORY. QUIT SAYING THEY'RE REAL!!! Anyway, the Tails Doll sucks either way, weather in story form or its curse. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Now, video game have a LOT of weapons in them. Some of them are overpowered, some of them are funny, and some are really cool… And then there are THOSE weapons. You know, the ones that make you want to avoid them as much as possible. Yeah, THOSE weapons. Now, before I start this, some rules. One, these are only weapons from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, these are not based off design. They are based off the weapons damage and how effective it is. Also, no powerups. So, nothing from Super Mario Bros, Kirby, Sonic, or any platformer. Oh, and the Klobb from Goldeneye...
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Now, I love Animal Crossing: New Leaf. It’s one of my favorite games of all time. And, I REALLY love the rare items. Probably because they are based off other Nintendo Games. So, today, I am going to talk about my favorite items from the game. Why… because no one else has done it and I want to do it before it’s too late. Now, lets start

Fire Bar
Fire Bar


#10: Fire Bar - Now, this is the Fire Bar from Super Mario Bros… Even though everyone just called it that thing that spins around fire balls. This is a cool item because it is ALWAYS spinning. Not to mention that it also plays the NES theme...
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Now, I already talked about the dungeons in Zelda that I love so much… Sadly though, not all dungeons are fun. Now, all these dungeons are either tedious, boring, or were just plain awful. Now, remember, these are the dungeons I hate. If there is a dungeon that you didn’t want to see on here, then I either like it, or it didn’t make the cut. Now, with that said, lets start the list

Savage Labyrinth
Savage Labyrinth


#10: Savage Labyrinth from Wind Waker - Now, this a dungeons that goes on FAR too long. You have to fight enemy after enemy after enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, you actually have...
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Now, after I made my Top Ten Lovable Douchebags list, I noticed something. There are a lot more lovable douchebags out there. So, I wanna talk about the many more lovable douchebags in gaming. First off, the obvious. Only one game per franchise, and they can not be villains, just people who would be jerks in real life. Now, lets start the list

Kazooie
Kazooie


#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the more nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character you meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th wall more times...
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Hello Everyone, and, today, I want to compare the two biggest stars in gaming. That would be, Mr. Video Game, Mario “Jumpman” Mario and The Blue Dude with and Attitude, Sonic the Hedgehog. Now, these two have been fighting since the 90’s, even when Sega moved to Nintendo consoles, they still find a way to challenge each other, even if it is in Olympic sports. So, now, I want to compare what one does better than the other. Lets Start with The 5 Things Mario Does Better than Sonic

#5: Mario Was The Original Platformer - Now, when the NES came out, one of the first games to grace it was Super...
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................................ Okay................... What the hell is this............ I think that something like this, finally got to me............. Why............ Because, unlike most things I reviewed is actually 100% true.
Now, this thing, is known as Hot Skitty on Wailord Action..... What's so hot about it. Now, Skitty is a very small Pokemon, where as Wailord is a very large Pokemon. Now, the reason this is true, is because that there is a Pokemon Day Care Center. Here, you can leave two Pokemon. When you leave them, and if one is male and the other is female, they can have an egg....
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Hello everyone, and I was thinking. I did a Top Ten Hated MLP characters, and a Top Ten Hated Video Game Characters list, so now, I am thinking of doing a Top Ten Hated Cartoon Characters list. Now, if you like a character that is on this list, remember, this is my list, so my opinion. With that, lets start

10: Eddy's Brother from Ed Edd n Eddy - Now, this show knew how to end the series very well. Sadly, this character is just a jerk. Eddy's Brother was also depicted as being a legend who everyone feared and worshipped. However, what he really is is a total jerk who finds joy in torturing his...
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Today we'll be reviewing the Total Drama Island Fanfic known as The Death of Nick.... And I feel ashamed to share the same name as a character from this fanfiction.
Now, before we start, I have to say that I enjoyed Total Drama Island. It was a very good show with a great plot, a wonderful cast of characters, and had most of the time spot on humor. But the fanfiction..... Oh boy. So, this story starts off on a positive note. We see the OC character, Nick, get murdered by Trent...... Wait, what? Yeah, this is how the fanfic starts. Not even a second in this story and already were getting a murder...
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(Nick answers door)
Nick: Oh my God, how many times are you going to knock on this door. Do you want me to shoot you in the face
Joe: Hey, I am tired of you slamming the door in my face. You know what. I think Dante won't mind if I kill someone
Nick: Wait what
(Joe pulls out a spiked mace and slams it on the ground)
Nick: Oh shit (Slams door)
Cody: Huh. Who was that
Nick: Cody, where's Alice and Cory
Cody: Cory went to a football game and Alice is at the gun store buying more ammo
Nick: Then it's just us. Go grab the Guitar Axe and Kodama
Cody: Wait, wh-
(Joe breaks door down)
Cody: I'll go get them (Runs...
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Isaac
Isaac
Nick: Okay, Alice, just aim and-
Alice: (Fires all the targets with pistol)
Nick: Holy shit, that was awesome, Alice
Alice: Thanks
Nick: Now, lets try with moving targets

Cody: (Playing XBox with Cory)
Cory: Why do you suck at this game
Cody: You shut your mouth. I'm great (Cody's AI dies)
Cory: Great, huh
Cody: Shut it
Nick: Hey, were back
Cody: Where were you two. Robbing old people like the good old fucking days
Nick: No, I was teaching Alice how to use a gun. She even hit all the moving targets without missing once
Cody: Wait, moving targets
Nick: You know, the neighborhood cats. She shot everyone of...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be talking about the the sequel to one of the first FPS ever. That game would be Return To Castle Wolfenstien. Wolfenstien is a game where you play as the American soldier, B.J. Blaskowitz as he fights Nazis, Zombies, Screwed up-abominable monsters, Robots, and a whole mish mash of crap I can't even identify. This game was... Okay, but its nothing like the original. How, Well... The bosses of course

Boss: Olaric
This thing pretty much comes after one of the antagonist, Helga, robs a crypt holding an ancient artifact which brings this abomination...
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Swift Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 2-3

The Masked Turnabout

???- Ha. There here. just as planned
Howard- Hey, Leroy. What's that over there
Leroy- Some street performer, I guess
Howard- What's he running from
Leroy- ...I think he's running after something
Howard- Your right. He looks like he's running at...
*Slice* *Slice* *Slice*
???- The plan may be a little different. But, it will still work

Swift Justice Law Office
June 14th 12:00 p.m.

Lilly: Swift. How are you doing today?
Swift: As always, Lilly, I'm fine
Lilly: Sorry. I'm just wondering when were going to get to the next step of my training
Swift: Just...
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(This is an experimental article for something else, depending on if it gets the right attention. If you like it, great, but do not expect much from it)

*McKenzie ran through the woods in a panic, shoving branches and leaves out of his way through the darkness, barely able to see through the light of the moon. His car was parked just outside of the town, same as it was for the past week he was here. All he could hear was the shouting of… something behind him, chasing him, getting closer and closer. Carrying the rifle in his right hand, a rifle with only one bullet in it. Whatever it was that...
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Ho ho ho, everybody. Merry Christmas. It’s the final day of the 25 Days of Christmas and boy, did I save a big stinker for last. Considered one of the worst games of all time on a technical level, Ride to Hell: Retribution was dead on arrival. No game in the modern age had got as much attention for being as much of a broken mess as Ride to Hell… except maybe Fallout 76. Published by Deep Silver and developed by Eutechnyx (Yeah, try pronouncing that one), Ride to Hell had bigger ambitions than what we got. It was planned to be an open world sandbox game set in the 70s, playing as a bigger...
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I never watched the original Charlie’s Angels. I remember I watched the movie, Full Throttle, which probably explains my deep seeded hatred for the series. And hey, with a new movie out that you wouldn’t know was out unless I told you (And no, you didn’t watch. If you tell me otherwise, you’re lying), now is a great time to play Charlie’s Angels on the Gamecube. Published by the kings of random publishing, Ubisoft, Charlie’s Angels is considered to be the worst license game out there, nothing else compared. I don’t have much say in the matter before I play it, but… yeah, I can...
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Life is Strange is not a good game…. Alright, I got people triggered, now let me explain. Life is Strange is not a bad game. But I never was invested in a bland character like Max or anything she did in the game. The games attempts at being “relatable” to the teen demographic just came off as annoying. Never have I hated a word more than relatable (Except gamer). Just using that to justify a badly written character or story is just... unbearable. I liked the story around Life is Strange, but other than that, there was just nothing keeping me invested. But someone, somewhere, took...
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So remember when Castlevania was a more linear platformer adventure game? Yeah, there was a weird point where Konami decided to make a change to the formula of Castlevania, and weather it was going to be permanent or this was just a little experiment, the point is, Symphony of the Night changed the franchise for a good while into a massive explorative game, hence why they call these kinds of games Metroidvania. So, in short, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night is a damn good game.
Taking place a few days after the events of Castlevania: Rondo of Blood, Richter Belmont goes missing without...
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So, uh, have I ever mentioned that I like the No More Heroes franchise? Because, uh… I really like it. I like it a whole lot. I know the franchise isn’t the best thing ever, but that won’t stop me from talking about it. So let’s talk about it some more.
No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle is a game set three years after the first game and takes things in a different approach than the first one. Travis Touchdown comes back to the world of the assassin ranked fights in order to become Number 1 again, but this time, things are different. After the Rank 1 assassin kills his best friend,...
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Well shoot, from one game franchise with a protagonist change to the other. I had always heard about how amazing the Metal Gear Solid franchise was, and I always wanted to give it a try. And Metal Gear Solid 2, the franchise that used to be hated by many, was the first one I played. Remember back when everyone hated Metal Gear Solid 2, but it’s a classic? Well, I always enjoyed Metal Gear Solid 2, as proven by being on this list.
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty follows the story of not Solid Snake but rather angsty twink Raiden as he goes on a mission at an Oil Tanker in the middle...
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