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Nate: (Helps Emma into the car)
Emma: (Dials number on phone)
Chris: Oh, come on. I thought you went in to get your stuff back)
Nate: Chris, this is serious
Chris: I am being serious
Nate: Nevermind, we got to get to a safe place
Chris: Well, I have a suggestion.
Nate: Do you really or are you just being stupid as usual
Chris: No, totally serious. It's a place owned by Mickie
Nate: You mean your pot dealer
Chris: I never said he was clean. I just said the place was safe
Nate: For Gods sake- Fine
Emma: (On phone) Hey, dad. Things are really bad here
Nate: (Dad...... Oh crap. Right. Him)

(January 12th..... 6 Months Earlier)
Nate: (To Emma) Are you sure he'll like me
Emma: Oh, come on. My dad is a great guy (Doorbell rings) Oh, that must be him (Opens door)
Richard: (In police uniform) You must be the man my daughter is seeing. I'm Richard
Nate: I'm Nate, sir (Richard shakes his hand, almost braking it) Ouch.... You, uh, got a strong grip sir
Richard: Well, I get it from putting punks in a choke hold
Nate: (Gulps)

Richard: (Oh phone) Don't worry sweetie. Everything is okay (Gunfire) We just have a few problems. I already got word that the government will be coming tonight to save any survivors. You just need to lay low for a while. Also, is Nate there
Emma: Yes, dad
Richard: Put him on the phone
Emma: (Hands phone to Nate) Phones for you
Nate: (Takes phone) Hello
Richard: Now, listen up, Nate. My little girl is all I have left in this world after her mother died. Now, I want you to protect her with your very life. If she dies, There ain't nothing stopping me from coming from you, do you understand
Nate: (Horrified) Y-y-yes, sir
Richard: Please, call me Richard. Now, get somewhere safe
Nate: Got it, si- Richard (Hands phone back to Emma)

Nate: (Stops car at house)
Emma: This is the best you could get with a safe house
Chris: Hey, don't worry. Mickie and his guys are packing (Knocks on door) (Door opens while Chris looks away) Hey, Mickie. Listen, theres a lot of crazy stuff happening. You think we could stay- (Turns to see a gun pointed at him) HOLY CRAP
Mickie: Stay back you bastard zombies
Chris: Wow, Mickie, don't worry. It's just us
Mickie: No, no. I can't take any chances (Cocks gun)
Chris: Oh, crap (Runs off, with Nate and Emma following behind them, as they get shot at)
Chris: Damn it, Mickie. I knew you were a crazy bastard, but this is just insane (Nearly gets shot in the head) Goddamn it
Mickie: Stay back. Those bastards already bit Tony. I ain't letting you bite me
Zombie: (Walks right behind Mickie)
Mickie: (Turns to see Zombie) Hey, Tony, give me a hand here will you (Sees all the dead bodies behind Tony) Damn, Tony. A little heavy on the munchies don't you think
Zombie: (Grabs Mickie and bites his neck, killing him)
Nate: Well, great safe house choice, Chris
Chris: Hey, how was I supposed to know he'd loose it
Nate: Nevermind (Walks inside the house)
Emma: Nate, where are you going
Nate: They have guns, so I think we'll need them (Walks over zombie, as he eats Mickie) (Sees lots of guns all over the place) (Takes Sawed-Off Shotgun and shoots zombie in the head with it) Yep, they work (Grabs all the guns and walks out) Everyone ready to go
Chris: Not yet (Walks over to Mickies dead body) Ha, not so hot now, are you (Reaches into pocket and takes out marijuana) Paybacks a bitch, ain't it?
Mickie: (Opens eyes and tries to bit Chris)
Chris: Ah, I'm sorry, Mickie. I was just kidding (Grabs Mickies pistol and shoots him in the head with it) Okay, lets get the hell out of here
TO BE CONTINUED
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 1: Pilot

Every character that appears will have a link to their picture. Here is Mr. Nut's picture: link

Mr. Nut: *In The Nut House* Welcome everyone, I'm Mr. Nut. The owner of this fine establishment, The Nut House. Now you're probably wondering, what is The...
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HEY THERE, I'M DAN DUMBASS! :D THE ONLY HUMAN BEING IN THE WORLD TO BE AN EXACT REPLICA OF EVERY GODDAMN TROLL EVER!

........THAT WASNT A COMPLIMENT, WAS IT?

SO APPARENTLY THERE'Z THIS SHOW NAMED MIR-MER-ME-RAI NEK-NIKEI? WAIT A MINUTE, I GOT THIS! I SWEAR, UH.....

MER-MIRAI-MIRAIAH? NICK-NEI-NI-FUCK IT! FUTURE DIARY!

THIS SHOW IS SO AMAZINGBALLZ! :D THE CONSEPT IS SO GOOD, DA VOICE ACTIN IS VRILLIANT, AND DAT THEM SONG IS SO GOOD!

THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD! :D GOODGOODGOODGOOD I DONT KNOW ANY OTHER POSITIVE WORD OTHER THAN GOOD! :D

SO DA STORYZ ABOUT DIS SCARY CAT GUY NAMD I CANNOT AND WILL NEVER BE...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....
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Originally, this is what I had planned for the first chase, but I thought of something else, and was more happier with that.

Applebloom: Howdy Sweetie Belle. Why are all of the students standing outside? Shouldn't we be in the school?
Sweetie Belle: Oh Applebloom! It's terrible! Cheerilee got fired!
Applebloom: What? Who would do that to Cheerilee?
Sweetie Belle: Some stallion that drives an orange car. Not only did he fire Cheerilee, but he also took Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon away. No one has seen them since.
Applebloom: We might be next.
Sweetie Belle: We were told to stay here until...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin.

Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two horses with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely by their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and...
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Hello everyone, and today, I want to talk about one of my most cherished childhood shows. That would be Ed Edd n Eddy. This show was about three kids, named Ed, Edd, and Eddy, who were always trying to scam the other kids of the cul-de-sac out of there money, only to fail in the end. The reason I loved this show was because of how real it felt, along with its colorful cast of characters, and well drawn atmosphere, and the witty humor. But, I thought to myself "What are my most favorite episodes"? So, today, I present to you my ten favorite Ed, Edd, n Eddy episodes. And remember, its all my...
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King of Red Lions: We did it Link. We collected all eight pieces
Link: ABOUT TI- (Ahem) I mean, about time. So now what
King of Red Lions: Now we head back down to the sacred realm
Link: Now wait, before you do this, you should warn me when your going to go into- (Boat goes under water)

Link: GODDAMN IT
King of Red Lions: Anyway, you should check on Zelda
Link: Oh, right. How long has it been exactly
King of Red Lions: Um............. about a week
Link: ............... oh shit

Link: Tetra, are you still alive
Tetra: It's about time. I've been stuck in this goddamn place for weeks. I'm cold, hungry, and...
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(Hello everyone. A quick note. This is a reaction article. In it, I will type down every last word I say and you can see how I react to whatever it is I do. Will I do more of these. I don't know. But, with that, lets start with the reaction)

Okay, so its started... And we got us some thunder clap... Very scary... Ohhh... So, we get some Japanese kids talking... In Japanese... Thankfully, there are subtitles..... Oh, we get a backstory. Thats good........ And, we get some kids talking about ghosts in the dark. How cliched........ On dark stormy nights. CLICHED!!!....... Cliches! Cliches everywhere.........
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Saten is trying to do tryouts for a play, the coach becomes frustrated with poor acts, Saten's rival sabotages performance and gets him cut.

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Saten returns home, angry, Sword calls to him from a vent in the house where he was trapped chasing a dropped piece of Skittles candy, and if Saten gets him out he'll help in return.

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BEDROOM / Sword had escaped.

Sword: I use to do characters and back before I met you guys (shows scrapbook) I was half of the most popular ventril-agrgah act in the world....
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So remember when I started Corner of Horror and talked about Five Nights at Freddy’s, a horror game that I just cannot stand yet it managed to get a whole lot of publicity and popularity? Yeah, I still don’t like it. But if anything created an even bigger fandom, it had to be the indie game, Undertale. But unlike Five Nights at Freddy’s, I actually like Undertale. In fact, I love Undertale. Let’s talk about why I love Undertale so much.



Undertale takes place in a world filled with humans and monsters. After a war broke out, the monsters were forced underground and were separated...
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So back when I was a young kid, before I was big into fighting games, me and my brothers only had two options of games to play. We had either Street Fighter II, and Mortal Kombat: Deception. And looking back… yeah, Street Fighter II held up way better. But we still loved Mortal Kombat. We loved the characters (That weren’t new to Deception anyway, except Kenshi), we loved the brutal finishers, and we loved the world of Mortal Kombat so much. I just wish it was more refined. And then Netherrealm Studios happened.
Mortal Kombat 9 (I know it’s just called Mortal Kombat, but screw that...
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Hello, everyone, and happy Halloween. And tonight, we have a very special movie. Or a really bad one. I usually write these intros before I start the film, but that’s not the point. I know that The Fly wasn’t even up for a while, but I just couldn’t wait to talk about this film. So consider this a double feature, to celebrate the Halloween season. A friend of mine told me about this movie, and that the best way to describe it was “The Goonies for horror fans”. And I love The Goonies, so, for the final movie of Cultober, let’s take a look at 1987’s Monster Squad.



Not even...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 3: Taco Bell

A new restaurant opened up in town. Everyone was excited to see it.

Alinah: *Walks towards the entrance* Ooh, Taco Bell. *Floats into the store*
Eula: *Watching Alinah float into the store* Oh, hey Alinah.
Alinah: Hi Eula.
Eula: Guess what I just ordered.
Alinah: There's a lot to choose from. I don't know if I can guess.
Eula: Alright,...
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Wind: So, I get to go on a vacation to Spain, huh. This shouldn’t be so bad. I was getting sick of being in Ponyville all of the time anyway

Wind: Okay, I have no idea where I am going
Gonado: (Stares at Wind)
Wind: Uh…… Can I help you?
Gonado: (Speaks Spanish)
Wind: …….. Okay (Walks off)
Gonado: (Picks up an axe and follows Wind)
Wind: Well, that guy was a damn freak
Gonado: (Swings the axe at Wind’s head)
Wind: Goddamn it. Not again (Bend down to tie his shoes)
Gonado: (Misses, losing his balance, and falls off of the cliff)
Wind: Huh, wonder where that weird guy went

Wind: (Locks himself...
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Nate: (Drives car down street in city)
Emma: So, do you know any place we can hide, Nate
Nate: Well, we just need to find a place with enough supplies. You know, with food and weapons
Chris: Oh, well, I know this one guy who-
Nate: No, Chris. We are never letting you choose the hiding place ever agai- (Body hits the hood of the car) HOLY CRAP (Stops car)
Emma: What was that
Nate: (Looks out window to see people jumping off buildings) Oh, that isn't good
Leroy: (Walks down street with protesters) (Stops in front of there car) Hey, guys. Would you like to sign for the rights of our undead brothers
Nate:...
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As of the time this is released, a huge rumor has gone around America that clowns are stalking and terrorizing everyone in the country. It started out small at first, but things only increased as more and more of these clowns were found. News media began to follow all of these clowns movements, and schools were closed due to being so worried about the clowns, one of the more recent sightings being in Cincinnati Ohio, which is way too close to where I live. So, with all these rumors of clowns going around, I think now is a good time to talk about Stephen King’s It…… Nah, just kidding....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, or chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motorcycles on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle next to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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Japan makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. You play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as you look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if you look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a manga with a title so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if you don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...
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