Well.. That's all I got for the story. So.. Here's a BEST OF RICK:

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When you been a "stripper" as long as I have you know when you met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.

RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out by acting like a gorilla).

RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.

RANDELL: But I'm fin-

RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.

RICK: By Morgan, hope you never try to kill me in the future.

FUTURE:

RICK: YOU TRIED TO KILL ME MORGAN!

HERCHELL: Your gonna have to start giving people a chance.

RICK: (see's Lori's reflection).. Get out!.. Serious! Get out! I CAN'T HELP YOU! GET OUT! (pacing anxiously while shouting this).

GLENN: Wow. Easy man. your going craz-

RICK: (gone completly nuts) CRAZY!? We're you gonna say crazy!? (angrily begins throwing stuff) DO I LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!?

GLENN: Just calm dow-

RICK: OR ARE YOU THE CRAZY ONE!

GLENN: (nervously to Tyeese's group) H He's a little on edge

RICK: (angrily screams out the same gibberous used in THE CAMPAIGN, while pacing anxiously and waving his gun around).

TYEESE: Okay! We're going! WE'RE GOING!

RICK: (still screaming out angry gibberous while Tyeese's group frightenedly run out).

RICK: (There he was. The Governer was wait outside of the prison, and at one point he cried).

GOVERNER: (standing on tank with his new group of servivals) SURRENDER THE PRISON!

RICK: (And I responded with) I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT! (and he took acception last to that).

GOVERNER: (angrily) AHHHHH! (shoots at Rick and the war began).

CARL: (shoots zombie despite Rick saying he didn't want to)

RICK: DAMN IT CARL!

CARL: You couldn't get it with the hatc-

RICK: (angrily) Would you SHUT UP! God your even more annoying then Andrew Lincoln!

RICK: (Sees Lou in bathroom) Hey ma- (sees fly land on his stomach) I GOT IT (unintentionally stabs Lou in the stomach, trying to kill the fly).. (the fly lands on the wall and Rick smashes Lou's face against the wall missing the fly, and Lou lands on the ground).. (the fly lands on Lou's face, and Rick swings his knife and everything goes black).

BEFORE OUTBREAK

RICK: (sitting on couch reading)

PRESENT DAY

RICK: (sitting on couch reading)

RICK: (shouting his catch phrase) FOR GLORRRRRRY! (chops Gareth into pieces with mechette).

THE END..