Hello, everyone. And, I give you the last of my rants, for now at least. But, for now, lets go over the third rant of things that bug me in this world.
Bed Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer space stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks on your body. It’s sickening. And, if that’s not bad enough, they literally shit wherever they please. Ever see those little black dots on pictures of bed bugs. That’s dried bed bug shit. I’m not joking. But, worst of all, they don’t die. You can try again and again and again, they just refuse to die. Even exterminators can’t kill them completely. So, once you get them, you might as well burn the house down, or you’re fucked.
Pickle Jar Lids - What is it with food and being so fucking hard to open? Pickle jars have to be the worst of them all. No matter how hard you try to twist, the bastard refuse to open. You can twist and turn the lid until the fucking cows come home, you will never open this lid, unless you get something hard and slam it against the edges of the lid. But, why do I have to do that? Why does opening this jar have to be a fucking chore.
Dishes - These fucking things, no matter how hard you try, always find a way to get filthy. No matter what, dishes get dirty. And, there is no avoiding it. They get dirty so easily. You can’t even keep them clean for an hour, let alone a whole goddamn day. And if that didn’t suck hard enough, cleaning them is a real fucking pain. You always get these stains that just stick on there and won’t come off until your arm gives out from scrubbing it too hard. Oh, and don’t you love it when your asshole relative leaves scraps of food on the plate, making cleaning these things a fucking nightmare?
Radio Music - Now, this is why I listen to music on my Ipod. Music on the radio is really crap nowadays. All I can hear a bunch of crappy celebrity news on it. Why the hell do I care. I just want to hear music. I fucking hate celebrities and their picture fucking perfect lives. Plus, most of the music that I hear are crappy pop music. Like I really want to hear songs like this. They are all bland, no matter what. Oh, and the talk shows. Fuck them. They are filled with some of the most immature jokes that not even high school dropouts would laugh at. Honestly, its no wonder Apple is making money off the Ipod. Because people don’t want to hear music on the radio.
Post Offices - Now, these places are truly hell… and so are DMV’s… And Grocery Stores… and Airports. Post Offices are filled with some of the most rude employees alive. Every time you go there, you are met with some douchebag who just loves to ignore every question you give them. They always ignore you, no matter what you do. Oh, and, some advice. Bring a pen. Because, if you don’t, you’ll regret it. This is because of the fucking lines to use the only pen in the post office. Every time you wait, the guy in front of you is writing a fucking novel for some reason, and, when its finally your turn, guess what. The fucking pen is out of ink. So, yeah, why the fuck would you ever need the post office for. Isn’t that what the internet was made for… and cell phones. Because handwritten letters are dying out?
Traffic - Okay, who here likes traffic? No one? Well, thats because no one wants them. These fucking things always seem to happen at the worst possible times. No matter what you are doing, you always get stuck in a traffic jam. You will be waiting for God knows how long (Oh, and you’re stuck with Radio. Fan-fucking-tastic), and people seem to enjoy cutting ahead of you. Example, after a car in front of you finally move, some asshole next to you cuts right in front of you, forcing you to stay in the same fucking spot. No one likes that, and no one likes fucking traffic jams.
Restaurant Employees - Now, you thought post office workers were rude? They are nothing like restaurant employees. These people always seem to ignore you and try to act as rude as possible, by having an awfully rude tone in their voice. Oh, and, they always seem to fuck up your order. Once, I asked for a hamburger. So, I get it, and, guess what. I got nothing. I got bun slices, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes… but, where was the meat… they forgot the meat. The restaurant forget the fucking meat in their hamburger. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT! This is why I eat at home.
Christmas Aftermath - Now, this comes usually after Christmas is over. All you get is a feeling of sadness, because you wanted more stuff. Though, that’s not the problem. No, the real problem is dealing with all the crap that is a real pain in the ass. So, you may buy your kids toys that need batteries. Better go out and blow money on a shitload of batteries. Oh, and all the wrapping paper and boxes ripped open and left on the floor. Good luck cleaning all that shit up. Oh, and you got to love taking the decorations down. It was a pain in the ass to get set up, and now you got to take it down afterward. Yeah, Christmas is not as wonderful as they say in the songs. At least, the aftermath isn’t.
Chewing Gum - Now, this invention is a fucking waste of money. You can’t swallow it, or eat it, so why stick it in your mouth. And, people who use it seem to be assholes. They are always chewing their gum so loudly that it makes you want to punch a fucking hole in the wall. And making bubbles with it just adds to the annoyance. Oh, but, what is a real annoying is that people don’t even bother to spit the gum into the garbage. No, they were being assholes while chewing it, so why stop there. The stick the gum onto everything. Chairs, tables, and, worst of all, the floor. If you step on chewed gum, get ready to fucking lose it. It is a real bitch to scrap off and you just want to punch the asshole who put it there. Kinda hard when everyone chews that chemical filled shit.
Football Season - Now, people may like football, I am not one of those people to be honest, but, you know what I don’t like? When people got to act like fucking wild animals over it. Seriously, if your dad is a football fan (Like mine) and he brings his friends over every season (Like mine does) Then get ready to see stupid shit done by grown men. Not only do they crowd up the living room watching a batshit crazy sport, but they just scream like psychopaths, all because a guy threw a ball at a patch of grass. Woo-fucking-hoo. Big deal. I really don’t see why people act this crazy. Is it some sort of mind control or something… Or am I just being paranoid again?
Well, there it is. I may not do another one of these for a while, but, I may if you guys can tell me more things annoying in life. But, yeah, these things here, just really piss me off. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.
Bed Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer space stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks on your body. It’s sickening. And, if that’s not bad enough, they literally shit wherever they please. Ever see those little black dots on pictures of bed bugs. That’s dried bed bug shit. I’m not joking. But, worst of all, they don’t die. You can try again and again and again, they just refuse to die. Even exterminators can’t kill them completely. So, once you get them, you might as well burn the house down, or you’re fucked.
Pickle Jar Lids - What is it with food and being so fucking hard to open? Pickle jars have to be the worst of them all. No matter how hard you try to twist, the bastard refuse to open. You can twist and turn the lid until the fucking cows come home, you will never open this lid, unless you get something hard and slam it against the edges of the lid. But, why do I have to do that? Why does opening this jar have to be a fucking chore.
Dishes - These fucking things, no matter how hard you try, always find a way to get filthy. No matter what, dishes get dirty. And, there is no avoiding it. They get dirty so easily. You can’t even keep them clean for an hour, let alone a whole goddamn day. And if that didn’t suck hard enough, cleaning them is a real fucking pain. You always get these stains that just stick on there and won’t come off until your arm gives out from scrubbing it too hard. Oh, and don’t you love it when your asshole relative leaves scraps of food on the plate, making cleaning these things a fucking nightmare?
Radio Music - Now, this is why I listen to music on my Ipod. Music on the radio is really crap nowadays. All I can hear a bunch of crappy celebrity news on it. Why the hell do I care. I just want to hear music. I fucking hate celebrities and their picture fucking perfect lives. Plus, most of the music that I hear are crappy pop music. Like I really want to hear songs like this. They are all bland, no matter what. Oh, and the talk shows. Fuck them. They are filled with some of the most immature jokes that not even high school dropouts would laugh at. Honestly, its no wonder Apple is making money off the Ipod. Because people don’t want to hear music on the radio.
Post Offices - Now, these places are truly hell… and so are DMV’s… And Grocery Stores… and Airports. Post Offices are filled with some of the most rude employees alive. Every time you go there, you are met with some douchebag who just loves to ignore every question you give them. They always ignore you, no matter what you do. Oh, and, some advice. Bring a pen. Because, if you don’t, you’ll regret it. This is because of the fucking lines to use the only pen in the post office. Every time you wait, the guy in front of you is writing a fucking novel for some reason, and, when its finally your turn, guess what. The fucking pen is out of ink. So, yeah, why the fuck would you ever need the post office for. Isn’t that what the internet was made for… and cell phones. Because handwritten letters are dying out?
Traffic - Okay, who here likes traffic? No one? Well, thats because no one wants them. These fucking things always seem to happen at the worst possible times. No matter what you are doing, you always get stuck in a traffic jam. You will be waiting for God knows how long (Oh, and you’re stuck with Radio. Fan-fucking-tastic), and people seem to enjoy cutting ahead of you. Example, after a car in front of you finally move, some asshole next to you cuts right in front of you, forcing you to stay in the same fucking spot. No one likes that, and no one likes fucking traffic jams.
Restaurant Employees - Now, you thought post office workers were rude? They are nothing like restaurant employees. These people always seem to ignore you and try to act as rude as possible, by having an awfully rude tone in their voice. Oh, and, they always seem to fuck up your order. Once, I asked for a hamburger. So, I get it, and, guess what. I got nothing. I got bun slices, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes… but, where was the meat… they forgot the meat. The restaurant forget the fucking meat in their hamburger. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT! This is why I eat at home.
Christmas Aftermath - Now, this comes usually after Christmas is over. All you get is a feeling of sadness, because you wanted more stuff. Though, that’s not the problem. No, the real problem is dealing with all the crap that is a real pain in the ass. So, you may buy your kids toys that need batteries. Better go out and blow money on a shitload of batteries. Oh, and all the wrapping paper and boxes ripped open and left on the floor. Good luck cleaning all that shit up. Oh, and you got to love taking the decorations down. It was a pain in the ass to get set up, and now you got to take it down afterward. Yeah, Christmas is not as wonderful as they say in the songs. At least, the aftermath isn’t.
Chewing Gum - Now, this invention is a fucking waste of money. You can’t swallow it, or eat it, so why stick it in your mouth. And, people who use it seem to be assholes. They are always chewing their gum so loudly that it makes you want to punch a fucking hole in the wall. And making bubbles with it just adds to the annoyance. Oh, but, what is a real annoying is that people don’t even bother to spit the gum into the garbage. No, they were being assholes while chewing it, so why stop there. The stick the gum onto everything. Chairs, tables, and, worst of all, the floor. If you step on chewed gum, get ready to fucking lose it. It is a real bitch to scrap off and you just want to punch the asshole who put it there. Kinda hard when everyone chews that chemical filled shit.
Football Season - Now, people may like football, I am not one of those people to be honest, but, you know what I don’t like? When people got to act like fucking wild animals over it. Seriously, if your dad is a football fan (Like mine) and he brings his friends over every season (Like mine does) Then get ready to see stupid shit done by grown men. Not only do they crowd up the living room watching a batshit crazy sport, but they just scream like psychopaths, all because a guy threw a ball at a patch of grass. Woo-fucking-hoo. Big deal. I really don’t see why people act this crazy. Is it some sort of mind control or something… Or am I just being paranoid again?
Well, there it is. I may not do another one of these for a while, but, I may if you guys can tell me more things annoying in life. But, yeah, these things here, just really piss me off. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.
Welcome to the second episode of Cultober II: The Return. Yesterday, we looked at a classic horror film that is regarded for its writing and effects. Now we will be looking at a classic B-monster film that is known for its cheese but loved for its premise nonetheless. Today we will be looking at what many consider the king of classic b-movies, 1958’s The Blob. The original, of course.
Young lovers Steve and Jane are at Lover’s Lane when a meteorite crashes into earth. From within, a gelatinous creature known only as The Blob emerges from within and begins to devour residents of the...
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Young lovers Steve and Jane are at Lover’s Lane when a meteorite crashes into earth. From within, a gelatinous creature known only as The Blob emerges from within and begins to devour residents of the...
So it’s clear that I enjoy FromSoftware games on this list, if you’ve been following me for long enough. I did a list on the best Dark Souls bosses, and talk about Dark Souls 1 and 2 regularly. But now is the time for me to talk about the latest, and possibly last entry in the franchise, and one of my favorite, despite having not completed it like the previous 2, Dark Souls III
Dark Souls III takes place in a different land entirely, with instead of following the Chosen Undead, we are following the Unkindled One. What’s the difference… Fuck if I know. All I know is that the Unkindled...
When I was twelve years old, I remember my older brother playing the hell out of Batman: Arkham Knight. It looked so cool and a ton of fun to play, but when I played it, I got my ass kicked. Because character action game. But I still liked what I had (Not enough to put on the list, clearly), but I thought, “What if other superheroes got this kind of treatment”. And then Spider-Man came out.
Okay, so I won’t explain much of the plot. You know Spider-Man. I know Spider-Man. We all know Spider-Man. The plot involves Spider-Man getting involved with a terrorist attack and as to fight...
So remember when I talked about how a David Cage game, despite how much of a hack he is, has a better concept of mattering choices than Telltale? Yeah, I still stand by that, despite Cage's lack to tell a story. But that's not to say Telltale games are bad. At least, not all of them. One of my favorites is the very stylish and narrative griping murder mystery of The Wolf Among Us. So let's talk about-
Hi everyone this is DisneyPrince88 and I’ll be doing one of WindWakerGuy430’s top 100 video games for his anniversary
The video game that I’ll be reviewing is one of WindwakerGuy...
So let’s be really clear here. As far as writing goes, and an interesting story, I prefer the GTA games over any other sandbox game. But for replayability, for massive fun, for an overworld that is brimming with personality just begging to be fucked around in, I always prefer the Saints Row games, and none of them is more insane and fun to play than Saints Row IV
So the game is far different from the past games, which was about a small street gang becoming a massive criminal empire. Now said street gang’s leader has become president of the United States. And there’s aliens, espionage,...
Remember back when I talked about Lollipop Chainsaw and said that it was the most decisive game from Grasshopper before another game. Well, this is the now most decisive. Travis Strikes Again, a spin off, not No More Heroes 3, that people either like or hate. And in case it wasn’t super obvious, I love this game
I feel like it is important to remember that this game is a spin-off and not a main series game, and yet everyone still thinks this is NMH3 and a bad continuation. If this game spits on the legacy of the franchise, then Smash Bros, Pokemon Snap, and the entire Persona franchise...
Well this one is certainly going to be a blast from the past, assuming anyone from that time is even alive or even reading this article. In 1920, when movies were still silent films with only a line of text appearing afterward, not much was thought about being done in the horror genre. But low and behold, here comes Germany with one of the most influential horror films ever made, 1920’s The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. What makes this film such a standout from almost a hundred years ago? Let’s find out.
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is told from the perspective of an interesting person by...
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The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is told from the perspective of an interesting person by...
This is a film I only heard about in hushed whispers. 1988’s Maniac Cop was a slasher film that, among other slasher film titles, went unnoticed when it first came out. Low critical reception sure didn’t help. But it eventually gained a following and many people came to enjoy the film. And so, what do I think of the movie. Is it a possible underrated slasher classic or is it not good. Well, I do like the idea of a police officer being a serial killer, and making it a lot more of a hidden threat, so there is definitely potential here. Let’s give it a shot.
In the middle of the night,...
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In the middle of the night,...
Hello, everyone, and welcome to Whatever Happened To…, where we take a look at gaming's biggest busts, disastrous disappointments, and all of it’s failures, flops, and other alliterations. Games that could’ve been something, only to turn into nothing. And today, we’ll be talking about a little game that shouldn’t even be allowed to exist for reasons we will be getting into on this episode of Whatever Happened To…, and that game, in question, is Too Human.
Too Human was a game created by Silicon Knights, a company founded by the amazing Denis Dyack, and by amazing, I mean he’s...
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Too Human was a game created by Silicon Knights, a company founded by the amazing Denis Dyack, and by amazing, I mean he’s...
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The following is an STH/AM6663 Fan Fiction
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette tape* Entry 749020, I have just joined three ponies in a new group formed by Celestia. This group is called 935. I do not trust the other members in my group, so I will brain wash them, and go into a teleporter I built personally. Celestia has an important job to complete in a...
