Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 7 - Windwakerguy430 - Fanpop

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Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, YOU LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, MOVE OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed by zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't you die on me, you little bitch. Get up. I said get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: YOU FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile, in the Safe House)
Katey: ....... Dad, do you always jinx things
Stacey: What just happened
Chuck: Well, if I'm correct, the gas, which must have been coming from the ventilation shafts, made the zombies more faster, stronger, and smarter, making sure that the military doesn't try to rescue the survivors
Stacey: ....... Did Chuck just make an actual logical statement
Chuck: I like pie
Stacey: And he's back to normal (Looks at monitor) Wait... is Rebecca going into the Underground
Chuck: Oh, that Rebecca. What a card. Guess I should go save her
Katey: Dad, that is a bad idea. Didn't you see those zombies
Chuck: Ha. I'll be fi-
(Later, outside)
Chuck: (Getting attacked by Gas Zombies) I take it back. I am not fine
(Later, in the underground)
Boykin: (Fighting zombies)
Chuck: (Sees Boykin)
Rebecca: Ugh.... Where am I
Boykin: Shut up (Hits her with his gun)
Rebecca: Why'd you hit me
Boykin: Because! (Hits her again, then pushes her into the car)
Chuck: Well, he seems like a nice guy
Boykin: Come get some
Chuck: Hey, Mr. Army Man. Can you let my friend go
Rebecca: Were not friends
Boykin: Come at me, zombie
Chuck: Uh...... Okay (Walks closer)
Boykin: My god..... he's actually coming closer. I didn't think zombies were that smart. Oh, god, I'm so FUCKED
Chuck: Uh..... I'll just take Rebecca now (Opens car door and helps her out)
Boykin: ......... Fuck it. Can't take any chances (Pulls chain on grenade and he explodes)
Chuck: Now what did I do that time?
Rebecca: Forget it. We just need to- OW
Chuck: Are you okay
Rebecca: Yeah, it's just a sprain
Chuck: ....... But you were hit in the face
Rebecca: I know. But, remember, this is a Japanese game. I have to be the sex appeal character who is totally useless.
Chuck: Ooohhh. I see now. I guess you make a point
(Later)
Chuck: Well, things could have gotten worse (Zombies break into safe house)
Katey: Darn it dad, stop jinxing everything)
Chuck: Don't worry. I'll stop them (Walks outside)
Stacey: ......... He's screwed isn't he
Katey: Probably
(Later)
Chuck: Okay, everything's okay..... Where's P Diddy
Stacey: His name is TK. TK. Not P Diddy
Chuck: ......................... Well, why didn't anyone tell me that before
Stacey: (Lifts baseball bat in the air, aiming to hit him)
(Meanwhile)
TK: (Screams, as a zombie is biting him)
Chuck: (Kills zombie) .................. Well, sorry for mistaking you for P Diddy
TO BE CONTINUED

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Windwakerguy430's Top 50 Favorite Video Game Characters (Part 1)

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What is a story without characters? Well, it isn’t really a story, now is it? And none of you smartasses try to go find some obscure book or poem that doesn’t have characters in it, because I don’t care. Anyway, video games hold just as much story as any medium. Story is sometimes not as important as gameplay, like action games or shooters, or a major part of the game, like RPGs and point and click. But no matter what genre they may be, every game needs to have a character you play as, in order to have them interact with the world and others with them, and have them tell the story through...

Corner of Horror - Episode 87 - Resident Evil 4

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Okay, so after a whole week when I said “The Resident Evil 4 review will be out tomorrow”, I am finally going to do the actual review. Yeah, I know, I should have done it sooner, but you know, school and finals and junk. Anyway, how about that review. We all know that Resident Evil is one of the best horror franchises out there. It managed to make survival horror what it is today. Sure, we may have just gotten out of the dark ages of Resident Evil, what with Resident Evil 6 being a Michael Bay movie and Umbrella Corps being the worst thing ever, but I think Resident Evil VII is a step in...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 15 - Spooky's House of Jumpscares Monster Ranking

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Art by SeantheHedgehog

When I first heard of the game, Spooky’s House of Jumpscares, I thought it was going to be a rather dull horror game filled with, what else, jumpscares. But after playing it, this game was so much more than what I thought it would be. It managed to be a very scary and disturbing game that made you wonder what was going to come next, what horrifying creature was around the corner, and why those damn cardboard cutouts are everywhere. But what I liked best about Spooky’s House of Jumpscares had to be the creatures you ran into in this game. The creatures are some of the most disturbing and...

Windwakerguy430's Top 26 Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusader Stands

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After hearing that Diamond is Unbreakable is getting adapted into a series, I could only cheer with joy, and be prepared for such a thing to come. And since Part Four is only a week away, I thought that I should honor it by doing a list dedicated to it. And what better one to make than talking about Part Three, Stardust Crusaders. Now, I love Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. Love, love, love, love, love, LOVE IT! Easily my third favorite anime, and fourth favorite animated series of all time. And like I said before, I am super excited for the release of Part Four. And to celebrate, I want to talk...

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Theme Song: link

Pony: *Walking in front of a green background, but gets crushed by falling letters that say...*

SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS

Pony: *Gets stuck under the P, but gets himself free. The background then changes to red. He continues to walk when he sees numbers falling toward him. He runs, but gets crushed by...*

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Pony: *Gets out from under the 6, but as he does, it leans to the right, and the 0 rolls away. As the background changes to orange, he whistles when he sees more falling letters*

ERCIPE NIKSAWH

Pony: *Surprised that he's not stuck under any of the letters. He rearranges...

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Windwakerguy430's Top 100 Animated Shows Part 3

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#80: Corpse Party: Tortured Souls

Now, there was a game known as Corpse Party that was made back in 1998- By god, it’s that old. Anyway, there was then an anime based off of the game… Fifteen years after the game was made. But, other than that, the anime was good. For an anime that only has four episodes, it was actually kinda good. The series was about a group of kids who accidently make a mistake with a paper doll, and are then sent to a cursed elementary school. Here, they have to try and figure out what is going on, while a psychotic ghost girl picks them off one by one. Now, if...

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What's Your Take - Article 184 - Ten Greatest Internet Animations

posted by Windwakerguy430

So, after seeing Mr. Enters the two Admirable Animations on internet animations, I thought that I should make a top ten list of my favorite ones. Note, this is INSPIRED by Mr. Enters videos. This is not a direct rip-off. I can see why people would think that. So, with that said, lets get started

#10: Tarboy by James Lee - This is a simple animated video. But, I admit, the animation is pretty good. It is about a world of robots, which is about a grandfather telling his grandson about the story of a hero named Tarboy, a hero made out of the tar from dozens of robots murdered by a greedy corporation...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 105 - Silent Hill 4: The Room

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, after a full Easter Sunday away from my computer, it’s nice to come back to my home and just sit and play video games, because lord knows I got nothing better to do with my time. So, while I was out with a friend, looking for old games, my eyes spotted a copy of Silent Hill 4: The Room, a game that I had rarely heard about. I had to get my hands on it, and so, I did. But before I played it, I looked into it, and discovered that, this game is, in fact, not seen in the best of light, with people saying that this was the game that started the downfall of the Silent Hill franchise. Now,...

Nik's Pokemon Y Nuzlocke Challenge: Day 1

posted by Windwakerguy430

Before following the story, we must ask, what is Nuzlocke? Nuzlocke is a challenge in Pokemon games where the player must follow the specific rules. 1: They can only catch one Pokemon for an area, and can only catch the first one. If they can’t catch that Pokemon, then they are not allowed to catch any Pokemon for that route. Second rule, all Pokemon must be named in order to form a stronger bond with them. Third and final rule, if a Pokemon faints, they are dead, and must be released or placed in the box permanently. The challenge was made to make the game harder and to make the bonds with...

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Windwakerguy430's Top Ten Worst Video Game Ports

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When a game comes to a console, it usually happens to either be made for that one console or made for a couple other ones, especially in the recent years. You don’t see much console exclusive games anymore. A few roll around, like Xbox’s Halo, Playstations Crash and a plethora of Nintendo exclusives, but there are times when games get ported to other consoles. Sometimes it’s great, and other times it’s…. Not great. Heck, it can be considered that some of the worst games, or at least, some of the worst of a year, are just ports. Remember the original PS3 Skyrim? Boy, what a mess that...

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Hidden Gems: Mushroom Men: The Spore Wars

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When you are a young man, no job, and college is hitting you real hard with assignments, I say that there is no better place to find games that no one else will play than your local libraries. I don’t know if all libraries do this, but the one in my area allows people to rent not just books, but movies and video games. I found some pretty good games there, as well as some… Less good ones. But regardless, these games are in fact underrated, so it is my job to review them. And what better game to review than an underrated Wii game, Mushroom Men: The Spore Wars.

~Story~

Mushroom Men: The...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 86 - Scariest Modern Horror Film

posted by Windwakerguy430

When it comes to horror movies, you all know that the one thing that makes a movie for me is jumpscares. There’s nothing I love more than jumpscares. There is also nothing I love more than seeing characters go out into the killer’s path even though they could have lived if they stayed put. I love it. But I also love monsters just as much. And there are lots of great Hollywood monsters like the Leprechaun, the gorilla with the helmet from Robot Monster, the Gingerdead Man, the Goblins from Troll 2, and who can forget the classic Shitweasles from Dreamcatcher? But, I think I know one horror...

Corner of Horror - Episode 71 - Sixth Day of Christmassacre: Christmas Cruelty

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Art by Deathding

Welcome to the sixth day of Christmassacre. Today, we aren’t going to be watching an English horror movie. This next one we’ll be looking at caught my eye for two different reasons. The first reason is that this is a Norwegian film. I’ve never seen many Norwegian films, with the other one being Troll Hunter. That was a good found footage movie. I know found footage movies get a lot of hate, but I really liked that one. The second reason for this movie was because it was claimed to be the goriest Christmas horror movie out there. Well, we’ll see about that. Ladies and gentleman, I introduce...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 13 - Top Ten Scariest Non-Horror Games

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Art by Alinah_09

There are a lot of horror games out there that have done wonders in scaring millions of people. Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Dead Space, Eternal Darkness, Fatal Frame, Five Nights at- (No). But, what about those games that look scary… but actually aren’t horror games. You know, those games that make you think “Oh, this will just be a normal adventure game” or “This looks like a kids game”, and when you play it, you feel the need to cry underneath the covers…. Yeah. Those games. I really seem to like games that aren’t technically horror games, but still manage to scare you. They...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 7 - Parasyte: The Maxim

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2014 was a great year for anime.So much wonderful shows like Ping Pong: The Animation, Kill la Kill, and my personal favorite, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders. But there wasn’t really much horror anime. Which is why I am so thankful to say that one of the best anime and most beloved by the anime community was a horror anime. That anime being the series known as Parasyte: The Maxim.

Parasyte: The Maxim is an anime based on the manga by Hitoshi Iwaaki… all the way back in 1988… You’re telling me that you waited until 2014 to make an anime of this series?! Oh well....

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Why Wind Should NOT Visit Multiple Different Games

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(Due to the lack of jokes I could find, or new jokes that I forgot to add in my games, here is a few short list of what would happen if you let an emotionless 16-year-old sociopath with antisocial personality disorder ruining your childhood by killing beloved video game characters or assaulting them at the least)

Robotnik: Ha, ha, ha. Prepare to die, Sonic
Sonic: We’ll see about that, Robo- (Sonic gets shot in the head)
Wind: (Walks over) Oh thank god
Robotnik: Uh… wow, it was that easy
Wind: What do you mean?
Robotnik: Well, I’ve just been building robots with surprisingly weak metal, and...

Niko/Johnny series - Extended ending

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Johnny: What's this about Ray?

Ray: Nothing., Were friends aren't we.

Johnny: Really.. I thought you hated my guts after that musiem stunt.

Ray: Noo, no Johnny, I don't hate your fuckin guts.

Bodyguard: Than what the hell are we doing!? I thought we were gonna ki-

Ray: SOOO!? JOHNNY!? DO YOU LIKE LOUD SENTENCES!?

Johnny: Sometimes I guess.

Ray: Great.. Say, can you do me a favour? Do you see that painting behind you?

Johnny? (looks behind him) What about i- (Ray suddenly knocks him unconscious).

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Ray: (slaps Johnny).

Johnny: (wakes up...

★★ BHD STORYTIME #23 - Worst High School Fight I Ever Witnessed O_O (w/ BlastphamousHD)

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